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I don't care if Resident Evil 5 is only 6 hours long, because I can unlock this:
Josh Tolentino | 12:15 AM on 03.12.2009 33 comments





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Diverse's Destructoid Blog
i ♥ brown wimmen
Josh Tolentino's Destructoid Blog
Speaking of which, I know now what is wrong with the auto-scaling images in the C-blogs.

Dtoid seems to be configured to scale all in-post images up/down to 468 pixels wide, but for whatever reason the gallery images up/down to 620 pixels wide, and just plugs in a "full resolution" link at the bottom of the image page.

Strangely the C-blogs aren't displaying the "front-page scale" version (468) but the "gallery preview" version (620 pixels), even when C-blogs are set to a 468-wide format.

I hope this gets fixed, because we need to view poor Kanji, who got cut off in my JRPG post :(

Niero, I choose you!
Diverse's Destructoid Blog
That's why I just upload images I post in my blog on TinyPic, and if I have a higher-res than I just upload it to the gallery.

Of course I already did that before this problem started happening...
pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
Well, if I wasn't planning on getting the game before, I am now. ;)

Personally, I don't mind if the game's 6 hours long because I can beat RE4 in about 4, so this is already longer. :P
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
...Uh..mkay...
Ben PerLee's Destructoid Blog
This just adds to the stereotypes in the game
Josh Tolentino's Destructoid Blog
To be fair though, even without this outfit Sheva could out-posh Lara Croft, something I didn't find stereotypical at all, at least not racially so. It's not that much different than you might find on, say T'challa the Black Panther or Storm, though that doesn't say much...
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
There's just no way she could be a strong independent woman in videogames without her titties hanging out!

THANKS JAPAN!
Spectral's Destructoid Blog
I must say, Sheva is beyond sexy. She doesn't even look like she's African. She looks like has an asian body, with black features, with a British/European accent.

My dream girl...wtf Capcom?
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Yes it's sexy. Let the man dream about this if he wants.
ChronosWing's Destructoid Blog
RACIST!
RAB's Destructoid Blog
i'll be the first to say it.



fap
Kyousuke Nanbu's Destructoid Blog
I call dibs on that for that multiplayer vs.
shinryu108's Destructoid Blog
with my massive backlog, I'm all for shorter games. so, happy times.
Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
Shhh.. Chris is on a secret mission..
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
My penis just exploded.
TewDee's Destructoid Blog
Now I have a reason to buy RE5.
Mr Wrighty 987's Destructoid Blog
i just unlocked this yesterday along with all the weapons and Res Evil isnt 6 hours long, the first time i done it is took me 9-10 hours
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
That is not a bad thing.

Almost makes me wanna buy Resident Evil 5.

Almost.
casualweaponry's Destructoid Blog
It's not just that. I swear every cinema in the game starts out with a shot of Sheva's ass! I'm not complaining, but it's just a little strange how it works out.
sickNasty's Destructoid Blog
Hey people, this is a video game girl. SHE DOES NOT EXIST.

And here I thought Capcom actually had a competent female sidekick in the game. I was shocked to see that she wasn't made to be a sex object. Well so much for that thought.

Thanks for reinforcing the horny loser nerd stereotype Capcom!
Kylius's Destructoid Blog
I'm just glad Capcom recieved my request for 'Motorboating' to be added to the list of co-operative interactions.

Thanks Capcom!
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Woah, calm down Sicknasty. Most of us were joking (hopefully). And besides, I have a girlfriend, I don't need virtual T & A, but I still find this funny.

Just to clarify, me and my GF are far from that stage. It's only been two months people.
Altair78's Destructoid Blog
yeeeeaaaaaah...
sickNasty's Destructoid Blog
Ron, I believe you. But I doubt someone like Spectral is joking. His comment was just creepy.

Capcom just pisses me off by doing this. Sheva is not a stripper or former prostitute that I'm aware of. Therefore, what is the point of this costume?

Here you have an action/horror game that is being marketed like a big budget movie. You have two highly specialized soldiers taking on bloodthirsty zombies. Why include the perverted dress-up? It is quite easy to find a picture of a rea woman in a bikini.

This game is rated M, therefore the 13 year old boys who get excited by polygonal T&A are not the audience for the game.

It's insulting to me, because it serves no purpose in the game or storyline and it perpetuates a stereotype that most of us do not belong to.
BlackFreefall's Destructoid Blog
It just some sort African tribal outfit. Capcom in no way degrading African women.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
OMG SHES A GAME CHARACTER GET A REAL LIFE SHE DOES NOT EXIST HOW DO I COMPUTER I DONT EVEN
SantanaClaus89's Destructoid Blog
LOL is Chris doing to motorboat?
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
@sickNasty - Relax, it's just a game.
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Spike401k's Destructoid Blog
*drools* Replay value just went wayyy up
Infinitys End's Destructoid Blog
obligatory "jungle fever" comment. :)


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