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Famitsu's 360 hype page promotes attractive characters
Josh Tolentino | 4:18 PM on 05.27.2009 18 comments




While fooling around on the Famitsu website looking for interesting leaks, I stumbled on an ad campaign that is probably old news to feed readers: a "We Support Xbox 360!" highlight page, this month featuring upcoming games with (according to Google Translate) "captivating/attractive characters".

For those unwilling to click das hyperlinken, some captures:

First, a look at Magna Carta 2, the 360-exclusive sequel to the wildly popular PS2 RPG, and featuring the midriff-tastic character designs of Korean artist Hyung-tae Kim,


Following were shots of everyone's favorite sexy British-accented hair-wearing superheroine, Bayonetta. While technically not 360-exclusive, she's still hot and attractive.


Dream C Club was also prominently displayed, quite the coup for the platform, which also boasted control of the wildly popular Idolmaster franchise. The adorable character designs ran the moe spectrum, though personally I could never "get" the characters with that one-pigtail hairstyle.


The 360 port of the visual novel Time Leap intrigued me, as the PC-version benchmarking tool features a fantastic dance sequence. It also involves time travel. Does this mean you can date two versions of the same character? Because that would be awesome. Dynamic cel-shaded graphics made me think of what Valkyria Chronicles would look like if it were an eroge. Mmmm...


Thereafter came another visual novel port whose English subtitle, "Kiss on my Deity," is the best English subtitle ever. Also, those eyes are HUGE. Like, Kanon huge. It looks almost anachronistic.


Then there was Memories Off: 6 Next Relation, another visual novel whose main character seems almost illegally similar to Haruhi Suzumiya. That's actually kind of a draw for me.


But of course, Famitsu saved the best for last, punctuating the substantial list with a much anticipated title, Gears of War 2, an amazing visual novel about love blooming on the battlefield, even in the face of extinction. The fresh-faced soldiers of Delta Squad proved strong in both body and heart, not letting vile aliens trample the spirit of positivity and new beginnings.


I'm quite jealous, really.



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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 16:29
Chris Carter
Haha, Bayonetta is the biggest Eastern female exploitation IP since Ghost in the Shell.

"Oooonnooo! She hastu taka her clothes off to usa powers!"
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 16:34
Josh Tolentino
B-b-but Motoko Kusanagi is Japanese!
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 16:37
Jack Maverick
Bayonetta still looks fantastic(ly smexy) and Magna Carta II is still interesting, even though I just heard about it not too long ago.

Also, eroge? The hell is th...oh. I think I saw some stuff I wasn't meant to look up. :[
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 17:06
Monodi
Looks like the XBOX is a whole campaign in Japan.
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 17:33
seltzermx
Wow, all the characters are girls except for Marcus Fenix. And that includes the ambiguous thing on the left in the top-most image.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 18:26
Puppy Licks
"Oooonnooo! She hastu taka her clothes off to usa powers!"

I don't see a problem here :)
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 18:38
JLanphear
@puppy licks neither do I.

Magna Carta II is gonna be great, the first Magna Carta was pretty good, and Hyung Tae Kim's character designs are absolutely incredible.

Dream Club has been getting hyped on a lot of websites I frequent, as well as on the Japanese Xbox Live. Also, "Kiss on my Deity" FTMFW.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 19:02
garison
Xbox 360 is a videogames console.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 19:25
manasteel88
my xbox 360 needs more visual novels...sadly its a US 360.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 19:26
BulletMagnet
I wondered how long it'd take you to work "Valkyria Chronicles" as an eroge" into a post. Unless I missed a previous showing. :P
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 21:37
Kyousuke Nanbu
Holy CRAP, what the hell is wrong with that woman's leg?(Magna Carta 2 art).

That guy needs to work on his proportions.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 22:09
Dan CiTi
Maybe Magna Carta 2 will be ported to PSP so I don't have to buy it as well?
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 03:36
Stella Wong
I kinda want Dream C Club, it looks pretty.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2009 16:39
Naim Master
Is there anything MS can't buy? (without counting Coca-Cola)
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2009 19:24
Jon B
Marcus Fenix is so moe~ :3
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