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My brand new Wiimote Condoms!...if you care, because I kinda don't.
trydizon | 1:06 PM on 10.25.2007 10 comments




When I checked my mail this morning, I was blessed with a small package from NoA. I was like, "!?" I totally forgot that I actually placed a request for these. I know that I won't be using these anytime soon. Perhaps they will find some use around the 13th of November. I was a little weirded out by these. I'm used to holding my Wiimote bareback. With the protection it feels a little girthy, especially with the ribbed texture. Inserting the Wiimote into the condom was cake. What is interesting about the design is how there is a little flap that you can insert into the expansion slot (where the Nunchuck plugs in). I guess they put that there so shit wouldn't get in there after the Wiimote is inserted into your girlfriends ass. The diagrams in the manual that comes with has some weird sexual undertone, or I might just be homoWiimotephobe. They were free so I can't complain. Anyway, I can sleep peacefully at night now that I know I can practice safe Wii Play...and buttsecks. Here's a series of photos for your enjoyment.



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bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 14:04
bottled dark
place protective plastic cover over wiimote for safety while playing.

is there innuendo in there i dont see. its just seems like it's gonna help with all those broken tvs, windows, wiimotes, bones and make your wiimote look ugly as sin.
Linkoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 14:14
Linkoman
lol damn thats ugly
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 14:15
king3vbo
The real question on everyones mind is this:

Is it ribbed for her (or I guess his if your into that sort of thing) pleasure?
Ghoulunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 14:23
Ghoulunatic
lol, I got mine too. I feel your disappointment.
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 14:24
trydizon
at least they were free, right?
JesusXP's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 14:29
JesusXP
I applied for the extra wiimote straps too, since i have an older console, and when i put in my s/n nintendo's site said my console should have came with the newer ones. Pretty rude.. just like straight up told me "fuck you buddeh!" I felt like screenshotting it, emailing ninty with pics of my shitty old straps that came with it, but thats way to much trouble.. guess i can expect these rubbers soon... Do you think you'll even play wii with them on?
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 14:43
trydizon
yeah, i actually just gave them a test drive. they're not that bad. i actually got used to them and they're pretty comfy. all it takes is some warming up.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2007 15:28
Bob Muir
I sent away for mine just because they were free. I'll probably put them on once, try it for five minutes, and then banish them to the corner of my room reserved for other free, collectible stuff.
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