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I am totally hardcore. I am more hardcore than you and your face. I am named Jordan. I am a guy. I am 21 years of age. I live in the place one might call Australia. I have a crappy journalism degree and I cant get a job!
When people see me on the street they all say “Wow, isn’t he hardcore!” How hardcore is that? Pretty hardcore, you might say. Well, that’s just the beginning of my corehardiness.
I once shat a Gameboy. I discovered penecillin. I once made a Link costume out of cardboard and then posted it on the internet (but that latter part wasn’t my idea)! I tell people stories about Shigeru Miyamoto. I play way too much Warcraft. I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear! I played MGS2 on European Extreme once. I have a Megaman 2 ringtone. I hate EA. I own a Nintendo Power T-Shirt. I once was talked like Strongbad for so long my larynx collapsed. I like complaining. I like writing. I like writing and complaining. I like writing and complaining on Destructoid. I have a dog with a fluffy tail. I think that it is politically correct and justified to call midgets "fun-size". I am addicted to cola. I am kept up at night by dreams of cats in top hats. I think that BF1942 is the best game ever. I can reticulate splines, whatever they are. I can jump; 1, 2, 3! I like movies but I hate TV. I think the internet is better than sliced bread. I have a friend whose girlfriend maxed the score on Lumines!
I am totally hardcore.

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MSN/myspace: beswift@hotmail.com
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Zomg, Akira Live Action Movie in the Pipelines triG | 5:41 PM on 02.21.2008 25 comments

I recieved a not so pleasant awakening this morning when my neighbours chihuahua licked my face. I subsquently threw it across the room and decided not to ask any further questions. I did however get a pleasant surprise upon turning on my computer. According to Variety, an Akira movie is in the works. The inemulable visual style of the movie and graphic novels should translate to some epic action involving motorcycles, lazer beems and psychic powers making people go splat. If you havent seen the 1988 classic, go buy it now. Yes, its wierd, but my god, it's cool. Akira is due for release in summer, 2009. Please, dont fuck this up. http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117981194.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&query=akira