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The Worst Best Worst Game Title in History; Potentially Madness Inducing
triG | 7:31 AM on 05.14.2008 9 comments


I happened across a particular game cover on 1UP's Hey Covers, You Suck.

Since I saw it, I havent been able to get it out of my head.

Ive lain awake at night, unable to sleep, the image plaguing my mind.

Restless I would toss, trying to decipher some meaning, some semblance of sanity in the madness that was this paticular cover.

Those two words etched upon formed an unholy union, breeding some kind of nightmare, some kind of Lovecraftian horror whose tentacles now were latched firmly around my brain.

It was pure, indescribable, evil.

An evil which never should have seen the light of day.

An evil which is now being propagated through a series of tubes.




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Is it the stick that is irritating? Is the stick irritating or does it innately irritate those around? Is it irritating you right now? Is it the cover that is irritating, or the stick? How exactly does the stick irritate? Does it only irritae you because you dont know what exactly this stick does? But what if there is some underlying irritating caused by the stick? Have you ever been so irritated by a stick before? Is it just a stick? What kind of stick is it? Why should a stick deserve to be shrouded in so much mystery?Is it the stick that is irritating? Is the stick irritating or does it innately irritate those around? Is it irritating you right now? Is it the cover that is irritating, or the stick? How exactly does the stick irritate? Does it only irritae you because you dont know what exactly this stick does? But what if there is some underlying irritating caused by the stick? Have you ever been so irritated by a stick before? Is it just a stick? What kind of stick is it? Why should a stick deserve to be shrouded in so much mystery?Is it the stick that is irritating? Is the stick irritating or does it innately irritate those around? Is it irritating you right now? Is it the cover that is irritating, or the stick? How exactly does the stick irritate? Does it only irritae you because you dont know what exactly this stick does? But what if there is some underlying irritating caused by the stick? Have you ever been so irritated by a stick before? Is it just a stick? What kind of stick is it? Why should a stick deserve to be shrouded in so much mystery?Is it the stick that is irritating? Is the stick irritating or does it innately irritate those around? Is it irritating you right now? Is it the cover that is irritating, or the stick? How exactly does the stick irritate? Does it only irritae you because you dont know what exactly this stick does? But what if there is some underlying irritating caused by the stick? Have you ever been so irritated by a stick before? Is it just a stick? What kind of stick is it? Why should a stick deserve to be shrouded in so much mystery?



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JACK of No Trades's Destructoid Blog
lol that was great!
Tamz's Destructoid Blog
HAHAHA
shipero's Destructoid Blog
That was an odd game, it was based on a carnival game I used to play as a kid. Not as much fun in digital form.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I love their bad cover series, especially because they dig up more covers than the usual "HAHA MEGA MAN 1 LOOKS SILLY."
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
I feel like I need 3D glasses
quiche's Destructoid Blog
Ok, I actually read the loop a few times before I caught on. And then I laughed out loud. Nice work.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I want to play this game
Demtor's Destructoid Blog
Do you like George Wendt?
Would you watch a movie with George Wendt?
Would you eat beans with George Wendt?
Would you eat beans while watching movie with George Wendt in it?

(if anyone gets this reference, I applaud you)
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
@ Demtor: Would you like to take a survey?


I've actually played Irritating Stick. The title is an apt description of the gameplay. There's a version of it in Carnival Games for the Wii as well.


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