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GH3: Gibson Les Paul Guitar. Piece of garbage?
travolta | 11:04 AM on 10.28.2007 13 comments




So, how excited was I to get the new wireless Guitar for my xbox360?

I was pretty pumped about it. I put that son of a bitch together, and then attempted to play a song.

So, I get to the first song, and when I hit the red button, it doesnt work. I'm like, what the fuck, I jiggle the shaft of the guitar a little bit, and it wiggled a little bit. Does anyone else agree with me that shit thing should be sitting on there SNUG? But anyways, I jiggled it a little bit, and it started to work again. After an hour or so after playing, It started to do it again, right in the middle of a song, when i was at least 3 minutes into the song. This is starting to really frustrate me.

They innovated this guitar, to make it 'more portable' and to make it 'easier to travel with'

Fuck a whole lot of that, just give me back the fucking guitar without the extra fancy detachable shit. I just want my fucking product to work.

GG red octane, at fucking up my game. You're all a bunch of shit-pushing assholes.

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Brutal Legend. You're all a bunch of mook idiots.
travolta | 6:39 PM on 10.26.2007 16 comments




So, I've come across this game called 'Brutal Legend.' Apparently it has Jack Black in it.

What the french toast.

I'm sick of these games that just take off of styles and trends. Let's make a video game about a hardcore roadie, who can grow FUCKING demon wings and kills beasts with an axe. Oh yeah, this guy is into metal, so lets give him studded bracelets and long hair. Let's just make a random fucking game about bullSHIT and just throw as much shit together that we can.

I like Jack Black, I like him as a person, singer, actor, etc. But come the fuck on.

Ridiculous. I will be boycotting this game.

Let's make a game called Emo, put a shitload of crappy pseudo depressing music in there, and just have the objective for the game is to not get punched in the fucking face or get your hair cut.

Heaven forbid you have your emo hair cut so you can see out of both of your eyes

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