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Technology is for Loser's

When Adolf Hitler invented the computer in 1792, I doubt he could of ever imagined the chaos that would ensue. From the time flux implosion of 1837, all the way to the 'Crisis of a Couple of Earths', technologies scar on hum...

 


Nothing is Impossible if you believe!!!

Through out the splipherindiferious land of Intranet you'll hear the wise and confident comment of "Thats impossible stupid head!" more then a few times. Who are these wise maidens of truth and victors over knowledge? We ...

 


Video game addiction and you!

What is addiction? Traditionally it is linked to one's willingness to suck stranger penis to continue their desired habit, or shanking their grandmother for $3 in quarters. The reality is that addiction can extend far beyon...

 


Tonicmole is Super-Keen!

I have come to realize that I have been selfish to all my many rabid fans out there. I know that you want more of me. You want to know the ends and outs of my complex and fertile mind. You wake up in the middle of the nigh...

 


WE HATE EVERYTHING!

You ever wake up only to realize that at 2 AM the night/morning before you had went on a f' bomb laced rant over how much the Wii sucks Donkey penis? Do you then find yourself rubbing butter on your nipples out of uncontro...

 


Enslaved: Review Type Thing

Ninja Theory, best known for it's less then successful Heavenly Sword PS 3 exclusive gave the world a second taste of their unique style of uber game story telling with Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. Now, Heavenly Sword wa...

 


The Slippery Slope: DLC Unlock Keys

Since the first mention of Downloadable content gamers have been in pant wetting fear of the horrible possibilities of abuse which could take place, and many have been split by what is and is not abuse. Most agree EA's use...

 


History of GAME: PART DUECE

To most of the world the mid 1980's is best known for mankinds first walk on the moon, but to gamers it will forever be hailed as the beginning of modern video games. Through out the 1930's and 40's Japan had secretly bega...

 


History of GAME: PART ONE

In 1867 Walter M. Gates, great grandfather to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, created the first interactive video game entitled, "Stab Face Holes: New Amsterdam". The game failed to reach eager gamers do to the fact that niet...

 


Welcome to the future of 1983!

I remember as a young child playing the Batman movie game on the NES using the Power Glove. My young egg shell mind watched as I waved my hand making Batman jump, sometimes. I realized if the power glove was the future of...

 


About tonicmoleone of us since 1:08 PM on 11.08.2010

I am tonicmole, the prince of unicorns. Straight unicorns.....that breath fire and crap rainbows of destruction, like in the bible. They also feast on the souls of fire imps and pee on them....with fire. They constantly sing a wonderous song about the dangers of premarital sex, and how the danger is what makes it fun. I ride them to the top of Mount Airious where I cry to the god of good feelings known as The Southern Dandy to show me the way to the Happy Land. He replies, "All you have to do is believe in the magic of imagination." I then track his voice through the clouds and harpoon him in the face. As the god plummets from the sky he cries out, "Why!?" and I reply, "Because I am god damn tonicmole!" I then pee on him.
 
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