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1:22 AM on 03.07.2014

Dudes playing girls?

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 on the Playstation 2 was one of the first games I can remember that allowed the player to create either a male or female character.  It was like time traveling from the wild west, taking a crap in a pub...   read

12:35 AM on 03.07.2014

PS VITA REVIEW PART TOO!!! it's been a while since I've been on here.  Frankly, I've been doing stuff....awesome stuff, but this isn't entirely a celebration of me.  This is about Sony.  So what has happened since I last dropped the bomb on ...   read

12:40 PM on 04.29.2012

Playstation Vita Review: Fancy Hardware, Bad Firmware, No software.

You may already know that the PS Vita is in trouble. Big trouble. Just a mere few months after release sales bottomed out. News on the future of the system are limited to say the least. Few games are announced for the r...   read

10:12 AM on 01.26.2012

Nerd Nation

What is this thing you call Nerd? Well, surprisingly enough it has nothing to do with testicals. What it does have to do with is much more confusing. You see, back over 200 years ago in the 1980's a Nerd was a super intell...   read

9:32 PM on 07.20.2011

History of Vidia Games: Part Thrice

In part two of The History of Games, we covered the strong link between early gaming and Italian Pedophiles, and ended with the advent of Polygonal boobs, designed to aid in masturbating. Now in part thrice we will explore t...   read

11:03 AM on 07.20.2011

'Gamers' means NOTHING!

Alot of people refer to people like us as Gamers. We even refer to ourselves as Gamers, or at least the stupid parts of us, yet what we are has little to do with gaming. Admittedly if you are ONE OF US, then you probably pl...   read

1:12 PM on 07.19.2011

Technology is for Loser's

When Adolf Hitler invented the computer in 1792, I doubt he could of ever imagined the chaos that would ensue. From the time flux implosion of 1837, all the way to the 'Crisis of a Couple of Earths', technologies scar on hum...   read

9:03 AM on 12.17.2010

Nothing is Impossible if you believe!!!

Through out the splipherindiferious land of Intranet you'll hear the wise and confident comment of "Thats impossible stupid head!" more then a few times. Who are these wise maidens of truth and victors over knowledge? We ...   read

10:29 PM on 12.05.2010

Video game addiction and you!

What is addiction? Traditionally it is linked to one's willingness to suck stranger penis to continue their desired habit, or shanking their grandmother for $3 in quarters. The reality is that addiction can extend far beyon...   read

4:39 PM on 12.02.2010

Tonicmole is Super-Keen!

I have come to realize that I have been selfish to all my many rabid fans out there. I know that you want more of me. You want to know the ends and outs of my complex and fertile mind. You wake up in the middle of the nigh...   read

4:01 PM on 11.29.2010


You ever wake up only to realize that at 2 AM the night/morning before you had went on a f' bomb laced rant over how much the Wii sucks Donkey penis? Do you then find yourself rubbing butter on your nipples out of uncontro...   read

1:58 AM on 11.29.2010

Enslaved: Review Type Thing

Ninja Theory, best known for it's less then successful Heavenly Sword PS 3 exclusive gave the world a second taste of their unique style of uber game story telling with Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. Now, Heavenly Sword wa...   read

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