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There's only one man who can save the Castlevania movie...
timtheterrible | 6:51 PM on 12.09.2007 2 comments


...and he goes by Peter-Motherfucking-Chimaera. When I first read about the writers' strike affecting the forty-million dollar modern-epic: Castlevania: The Movie, I was grief stricken, and didn't eat for days. But then, one of those days, in my starvation-induced delerium, I had an epiphany: get Peter Chimaera to write the script! No one knows the material better, and it's painfully obvious that a writer of his calibur wouldn't need to hide behind good-for-nothing, gutless-wonder guilds. Too good to be true?

Check out this sample of his prior work with CV, "Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula," and prepare to be shocked.

I rest my case.

Castlevania/Chimaera '08



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That would be awesome XD
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lets make it animated and all crappy like that turok cartoon.


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