About five months ago, we sat down with a raptor (who preferred to remain anonymous) to ask his thoughts on the possibility that dinosaurs may be misrepresented by the videogame industry. We showed him various photographs of his videogame counterparts, hoping to get an honest response to the portrayals from an average, everyday velociraptor. We shall from this moment on refer to him simply as "V," and these are his raw, completely uncensored replies.

Picture 1


V- "RAWRRR"

Translation- ("Oh, of course...the dinosaur is the bad guy. Never mind the fact that it would have been physically impossible for my reptillian brother to have tied up that woman (an unsubtle mockery of his obviously diminutive upper limbs), but even worse still, he is then massacred by the merciless cave "man" without a fair trial, although he has obviously been framed. If the arms don't fit, you must be a dinosaur-hating asshole."

Picture 2


V- "RAWRRR!!"

Translation- ("Here you are, the Uncle-fucking-Tom of the dinosaur world. 'Oh yessuh, get on mah back, Mr. Fat Man. Where you gonna ride me to today, Mr. Fat Man? You gonna drop me down a endless hole so you can jump off ta reach that high platform again, Mr Fat Man?' Disgusting. If I was a dilophosaurus, I would spit in your face for showing me that.")

Picture 3


V- "Rwr..."

Translation-("Fuck the whole wide world...")



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