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11:51 AM on 12.28.2009

Dinosaurs upset over videogame stereotypes

About five months ago, we sat down with a raptor (who preferred to remain anonymous) to ask his thoughts on the possibility that dinosaurs may be misrepresented by the videogame industry. We showed him various photographs of...   read

9:34 PM on 09.08.2009

Drunk Post (please don't be mean) NVGR

I drank half a bottle of El Presidente and decided to start writing a short story in lieu of doing my homework. Here is the beginning. Please don't be mean : ( Within a few deliberately difficult puffs of his cigarette...   read

8:55 PM on 08.24.2009

"We Love the King" Day Celebrated in Destructoid

Well, we do.   read

6:51 PM on 12.09.2007

There's only one man who can save the Castlevania movie...

...and he goes by Peter-Motherfucking-Chimaera. When I first read about the writers' strike affecting the forty-million dollar modern-epic: Castlevania: The Movie, I was grief stricken, and didn't eat for days. But then, o...   read

12:12 AM on 12.01.2007

Wow, the Jeff G rabbit hole goes even deeper... I read the interview with the C-Net employee trying to explain with his "gut" that the timing of Jeff G's firing was purely coincid...   read

10:13 AM on 11.30.2007

I can see the way C-Net will spin this travesty already...

If they respond at all, I'd imagine it would be something like this: "Uh, we were just ready to give some new blood a chance at GS. Really, Jeff was good, but ten years is a really long time to spend reviewing videogames. ...   read

9:09 PM on 11.28.2007

I love ya Mass Effect, warts and all.

Mass Effect is a game that , much like the Pacific Ocean and Jesse Jackson, will divide people until the end of time. So varied are the responses to it, one would think it was the equivalent of a pixelated rorschach: if a ...   read

8:43 PM on 11.25.2007

Assassin's Creed: Next-Gen's Daikatana

Or "All aboard the Hype Train!" Ign sold me a crock of shit, and here's the receipt. Now, I am not naive, and I understand that hyping a product can generate buzz which, in turn, can generate more hits to, and mone...   read

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