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Alas, these promises appear as distorted memories through the tumescent sea of cynicism and bitterness in which they are awash, barely visible through the iridescent slick of sardonic self-deprecation which floats on top. But as The Pelkus re-establishes contact with his inner geek, tapping the latent power of his comic collection, his Atari, and his piss-poor history with women, he shall wave his hands and the plague which has settled over him shall be split asunder!
Steam:
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Mii: Kai
Gamertag: The Pelkus
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Boys! Girls! Politically correct terms for other assorted demographics! My name is Kai AKA The Pelkus, and I have a gaming problem. Given my issue, I find it distressing that there's no Seattle community of Destructoid users to support me in my compulsion. This makes me sad, if only because it means that while the rest of the country is NARPing away, my roommate and I are going slightly stir crazy playing through the Left 4 Dead demo for the millionth time (conservative estimate) while there are other gamers aplenty who could be cursing my name while I "accidentally" pipe bomb them. I know you're out there, whether you're at school (hey alma mater), at work (I'm talking to you, Luke), or just sitting at home doodling between AAA title releases. So let me know if you want an official Destructoid group here in Seattle. Raise your voices and let's represent in true Destructoid fashion: shamelessly!* * Read that as you will, but I, for one, am now finding that owning no pants is just as liberating as it sounds.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
I think Seattle would be perfect because it would bring all the Dtoiders from Vancouver and Portland as a middle-point to meet at. There isn't a huge north-west Dtoid community so this makes the most sense.