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Fav Games;
Shadow of the Colossus
FFVI
Metroid Zero Mission
Advance Wars 2
Castlevania SotN
Beyond Good and Evil
Life Force
Okami
Potral

Fav Things;
Beer
Video Games
Guitars
Synths
Music

Currently Playing;
Persona 3 FES
The World Ends With You
Earthbound

Bands;
Cursive
Sigur Ros
Cloud Cult
Maritime
Black Sabbath
Weezer

I've beat Faxanadu in one (long) sitting. I've never played Halo. As a child, I nick named the second gun upgrade in Stinger "Potty Pot Shot" as the bullets are round and reminded me of toilet bowls. I believe in video game violence, a friend knocked me out cold at age 12, we we're practicing our Dragon Punch's. I've rented Brittany's Dance Beat....twice. Zelda 2 is amazing, and so is Simon's Quest.

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Why my girlfriend is AMAZING!
thelowestpartisfree \| 8:35 AM on 10.16.2007	44 comments

I don't blog that often due to a lack of anything interesting to say
other than your average video game redundancy. But I figured you
guys might like to see this.

I have no idea what that look was about, I was 2 large Sake's and 6 beers deep at this point.

Well yeah, my girlfriend made me one rad ass cake.
I told her next year I expect a life size Megaman cake!

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40 comments | showing # 1 to 40

Cardoweth

That is a kick ass cake right there.

BS3 Owner

Teh Cake is a Lie!

No seriously kewl!
Can't wait to see the Mega Man one too!

Rockvillian

Don't forget sexy time now!

thelowestpartisfree

@ NEX

will do!
This cake blew my fuckiing mind man.

JesusXP

show us her boobs! (jk - awesome cake man - you are lucky)

Hoygeit

Awesomely delicious.

BlindsideDork

LIE! She is a lie....does the "lie" have a hot sister? HAHA!

I kid, but cereal...I kid!

?

BluDesign

It's supposed to say Nintendo and not Brian. But otherwise, mad props to yo lady.

And the controller plug looks like it's for a Dreamcast.

I'M KIDDING!!!!! Looks freaking great.

thelowestpartisfree

I should have posted a disclaimer that this cake has nothing to do with a certain orange box huh?

BigPopaGamer

Nice cake. Is she real? And if so, does she/he/it have a good looking mom? BSD already claimed the sis. I'm not picky.

thelowestpartisfree

@BigPopaGamer

I assure you shes real. She has a sister who in no way is as cool/wouldn't tmake you and video game themed cake.

triG

She got the proportions all wrong... send it back!

thelowestpartisfree

@BigPopaGamer

I assure you shes real. She has a sister who in no way is as cool/wouldn't tmake you and video game themed cake.

BigPopaGamer

Lol man. Lucky bastard then thelow...partis fre..damn it your name is confusing. I hereby dub you, Ned.

thelowestpartisfree

@BigPopaGamer Ranked Skin2Win

Yeah, and your name isn't?
But Ned works too.

BigPopaGamer

lol most people call me BPG, Big, Popa or pops. I also go by Jeff so that's an option.

galagabug

mmmm delicously retro.

Justin Villasenor

That came out looking pretty darn good. Grats on having a significant other who (apparently) respects your hobbies.

Also happy birthday, since I assume that was the occasion she made it for.

BluDesign

Conversely we could call you The Space Cowboy, Maurice, or Tim.

BigPopaGamer

I'm partial to Ned, the Naked Nintendo Nub

Virtualgirl

Fuck! You have now set standards high for the rest of us females. Well, If I can weld metal I should be able to decorate a cake...I hope...

BigPopaGamer

Guess you got to step your game up VG. Weld a pic of someone from Harvest Moon baking a cake in the shape of a PS controller.

whiteboy0869

Awesome cake, your girl is awesome. My wife sucks at Halo 3.

Snaileb

Wow I can't believe that! Put a ring on that girl before I do.

masterledz

CAKES! LIE!

How was it? Did it taste awesome?

thelowestpartisfree

@TheGoldenDonut Thank you, it was my B-Day!

@ BigPopaGamer Ranked Skin2Win
"I'm partial to Ned, the Naked Nintendo Nub"
How 'bout N-Squared?

@masterledz
It was deliciously filled with Funfetti cake, my white trash favorite!

MrJunko

The real question is, was the cake delicious?

BigPopaGamer

@NedN3 I like it. So it shall be posted, so is it done.

king3vbo

The real question is, was the cake a lie?

MrJunko

The real REAL question is, is the "girlfriend" who made this "cake" a "lie"?

jerrt

nice cake. i'm glad your cake was real. [:

glipe

I hate to ask this but, was it tasty? It looks as cool as a frozen penguin wearing shades in outer space but it's all for naught if when you chow down it tastes of poo.

thelowestpartisfree

@glipe

the outside is not so taste, made out some stuff called "Fondant" that is used to make such fancy-ness. But you can put what ever you want inside. So yes, the INSIDE of the cake was amazing!

Zarathustra

My wife made an NES cake for me a few years ago. It was awesome.

balth

That looks quite interesting. I would have to push the buttons in, just out of habit, tho.

I bet it was delicious!

Kryptinite

dude that is epic! She's pretty good. I wonder what other cool ass cakes you're receive in the future.

thelowestpartisfree

@balth

The first thing I did was enter a "delicious" Contra code!

Knivy

Delicious moist cake ? Pretty awesome, your gf rlz.

glipe

Tasty too? Then it's perfect! =D I'm just after playing through Portal so I know the joy of cake. ;)

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Hello friends,this is a nice site and I wanted to post a note to let you know, good job! Thanks
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