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The Black Hole that is Gamestop.
thelowestpartisfree | 12:16 PM on 08.22.2007 17 comments


In my area, albeit a small area. You can't shake your dick (or cunny) with out hitting a Gamestop. The town next to mine, which maybe has a population of 100,000, there are 5. FIVE! I since discovering Goozex (not sex with geese) haven't set foot in one. I try to send my money to more Indy online shops as they have gone the way of the non-partisan news channel.

I though I was content with ordering Bioshock and waiting out the mailing time, but last night when I go home from work I couldn't take it! My room mates and I recently got a good deal on a 42 inch monolith of a television and some high def. speakers. So the pain of only playing FFXII on this thing was killing me. I hear Circuit City had copies for $49.99, but would they have any left? On the way to the ugly red conglomerate I passed one of the Gamestops with had tons of people walking in and out of it. Some happy (reserved) some not so much (didn't give their $5 up last week). I bypassed this dump needless to say.

1.3 miles down the road I walk into Circuit City and ask "Bioshock?". "Yeah, a TON of em". He also states, "people have been frantically running in here looking for it saying its sold out everywhere". I say "It's $10 cheaper here too". We'll I got mine and everyone else drove in between Gamestops looking for what can come so easy.

Why (other that special editions) does any one continue to frequent these dumps? Another small example is last year when Okami and Rocket Slime came out on the same day I walk in to Gamestop (before my angry ban) and ask;

Me; Can I get a copy of Okami?"
Stooge; "Did you reserve it?"
Me; "No"
Stooge; "Well, you're lucky. This is the last unreserved copy!"
Me; "Oh cool, can I also get a copy of Rocket Slime for the DS?"
Stooge; "Did you reserve it?"
Me; "No"
Stooge; "Well, you're VERY lucky! I have one left"
Me; "Am I really supposed to believe this?"
Stooge; Looks away and rings me up ask "I have to ask this.....Do you want to reserve any thing while you're here?"

WTF SANDWICH!

P.S. I have nothing against you doing your job if you're a Gamestop employee, but don't be SUCH a tool!



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Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:49
Pedro Blandino
on the day of the street break of bioshock. i called the toys r us in timesqaure.

me: hello, do you have bioshock in stock?
Lady in R zone: no we do not, it comes out next week. but we do have need for speed most wanted in stock.
Me:oookay
zebrakenko's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:53
zebrakenko
I'm ashamed to say I preordered Bioshock at my EBLameStop or whatever they're called these days. I couldn't help it. I was weak. I wanted the collector's edition. I did use a 10% off coupon, if that helps.

I try to avoid that store like the plague and yesterday when I went to go pick up the game, I was reminded why. After I paid for my copy, the clerk asked, "How would you like to reserve Halo 3?" "Noooooo thanks." "What about Mass Effect?" "No. I don't want to reserve anything." "How about Jericho?" "Noooooooo". And then I ran out of there.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:56
Justice
Nice story lol, and your banner made me lol
thelowestpartisfree's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 12:57
thelowestpartisfree
Thats ok zebrakenko , I excluded the special editions in my post.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 13:02
bluemeep
I had a GameStop manager cleverly upsell me on the "Good" "Limited Edition" Pokedex by saying he'd sell it to me if I reserved Pokemon Battle Revolution at the same time. I say cleverly because he was waggling his eyebrows and nodding at his little trainee at the same time he was talking to me, screaming "THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE" in body language. Kind of silly, considering we were there to do just that anyway.

Ugh. I really wish there were some non-evil entities around here to buy from. Unfortunately, all the brick and mortar spots in Orlando are well up the devil's ass.

Also, I haven't heard "cunny" since I was 14.
dgenerate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 13:05
dgenerate
I TRIED to go to Microplay for my LE copy, but apparently the distributor is Gamestop exclusive. LAAAAAAME
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 13:09
bloodylip
They always seem to push the "only copy not reserved" line on you. I wonder if they really only order reserve + 1 amount of copies, or if they're just outstanding assholes who won't stop until you preorder something.
thelowestpartisfree's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 13:20
thelowestpartisfree
I've talked with one employee outside of the store and the only reason he could give me about all the preorder madness it that they'd loose their jobs if they didn't get a certain amount. Don't quote me on that though, he could have be a crap wrangler.
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 14:05
nilcam
I pre-ordered SNK Capcom Card Fighters DS and called on the day it came out.

Clerk: "Gamestop. Can I help you?"
Me: "Do you have SNK Capcom Card Fighters DS in stock."
Clerk: "Did you pre-order it?"
Me: "Yep."
Clerk: "Oh. We don't have it."
Me: "Yesterday was the release date. Why isn't it in stock?"
Clerk: Checks with manager and is forced to stop being an arrogant prick and apologize.

Good stuff. The really funny thing is that I pre-ordered it the day before and figured it wouldn't be in. I just hate that the bastard always asks if a game is pre-ordered in a very snide voice.
xMalachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 14:14
xMalachi
I have a friend who works at a Gamestop. Their hours are solely based on the number of subscriptions and reservationst that they obtain when they are working. So saying that they would lose their job based on not getting enough reservations is a little rash. Also, in the case of bigger titles its usually like preorders+4ish. I know for Bioshock the store had 7 LE Preorders and 1 extra for the release date. On titles that aren't Halo or Bioshockesque, they do in fact only order +1 or +2 of the title.
nilcam's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 14:40
nilcam
And then they open the few copies they do get so it's impossible to buy "new" games. If it ain't sealed, it ain't new.
xMalachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 14:57
xMalachi
Don't worry they reseal it with a sticker..that makes it new..wahahaha.
dgenerate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 15:31
dgenerate
And by doing so they also fuck up my cases with the adhesive from their fucking impossible-to-remove-properly-without-chemicals stickers.

Pricks.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2007 22:52
Pedro Blandino
i hate how gamestop shrink wraps used games and label them as new...
it has happend to me 3 times.. and i hate going to gamestop if the game hasint just came out that same week.
thelowestpartisfree's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2007 08:47
thelowestpartisfree
I bought Metroid Pinball there "new", but when I complained that it was without the rumble pack they blamed the factory in which it was packed. Riiiiiiight.
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