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Why I fucking love Destructoid
thedarksideofgaming | 7:09 PM on 11.25.2007 94 comments




That's the response I got from my brother earlier today when I told him that Dtoid's very own Ron Workman had called me last night and spoke to me personally. Now, I know he has spoken to many of you in person on the phone or in Ventrilo, but to me this was utterly amazing.



My brother was right though, no other website has anybody that would personally call you about an issue you have, nor spend an hour talking games with you. I suppose that's what sets Destructoid apart from the rest of the internet. Other sites like IGN, GameSpot and the like are so damn impersonal. Try getting Jeff Gertsmann on the phone to discuss his insane review scores. You wouldn't make it past the secretaries, although I have the feeling you may make it to jail on stalking charges.

Of course, this was just the tip of the iceberg, as Destructoid is win enough based on other things to merit the same phrase my brother said. The writing on here is top notch and fucking hilarious, true to the Dtoid Manifesto. It's amazing now that I think about, the whole site was started as a way to get press passes to E3. Now look at! Going strong and growing every day. New members are constantly joining, and I love it enough to have hidden behind 3 different accounts besides my original. Plus, we have a Robot for a mascot, and he goes to all the shows! LoL. Seeing the Helmet in real life situations and places is fucking awesome.



And let's not forget the actual writers themselves, who are without a doubt the best in all of internet land. My personal favorites are Nex and Collete, easily the most skilled wordsmiths on here. There's also Sir Sterling, the big angry Brit who has me in stitches when I read his posts, and of course the editor, Nick Chester, always a reliable source of info and opinion. Leigh Alexander's sarcastic RPG posts have been great, and of course let's not forget Hamza, a man I let down and shouldn't have. You work hard because you care, and that's all that matters. There are others to be sure, but these are just my personal favorites.



Besides all of this, you have the awesome C-Blogs, which are currently featured on the front page. While other sites such as IGN have blogging available, you have to practically hunt the section down on the side browser, and you don't see them when you sign on to the site like we do here. The community has a lot of great members who have interesting things to say, even though 75% of them have flamed the fuck out of me. It's too addictive to leave regardless of any hate. I suppose you'll just have to get used to me.

I love this damn site, and I can't imagine what I would do at work without it. I can certainly say in all honesty that I used to run out of things to do on the web at work within an hour or so, but since I've discovered Dtoid, there's been nary a dull moment. The site is good enough to warrant me spending 5 or 6 hours of an 8 hour shift and risking my job just to read and blog. It's just that damn great.

Oh and also, when you Google image search Destructoid, you'll find this hot ass chick on one of the first few pages:



You can't go wrong with that one.

I'm definitely here to stay, this place kicks ass!



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Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:18
Ub3rSlug
HEIL WORKMENG.

I'm still waiting for my 2 A.M drunken call.

tl;dr - Yes, Destructoid is fuckin' awesome.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:19
thedarksideofgaming
It really is.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:20
blehman
You think that's awesome? Read this.

This is the response workman gave me.

"DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO SHABBA LABBA DING DONG. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
http://www.2girls1cup.com
I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$25) MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY, 2000. ME AND YOU WILL GO ON A PUSSY SHOPPING SPREE WHEN THE CASH IS IN DA BANK NIGGA!
PLEASE SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU WEARING NOTHING BUT CROC'S, AND A SKIRT, HAVING A TEA PARTY.

BEST REGARD.
MR RONSUF WORKMUSA."

That's awesome.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:20
thedarksideofgaming
LoL. Always make me laugh my ass off, Nex. That fucking Jurassic Park post you did the other day was priceless, as was the Mountain Dew King of Scotland thing. Priceless.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:21
thedarksideofgaming
@ Blehamn: That is fucking win! I gotta give em credit, he's a pretty fucking awesome dude.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:26
Jordan Devore
There's more where that came from :D
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:31
thedarksideofgaming
Hot Damn! Grim, it wont let me watch the video, and now I'm excited. Fuck! Nothing appears, just a link that says to click to watch, but it just goes back to the main page
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:35
thedarksideofgaming
She's fucking hot, and why would anyone say she looks like a dude? Fake tits or not, the shape of her body, her hips and all, is real and is fucking dope.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:39
vexed alex
That's why I love this site. You really get the feel of being part of a community. You go to Joystiq or Kotaku and it's not the same. The community blogs have added so much (some of it bad, but it's outweighed).

I got an e-mail from Hamza giving me his gamertag and telling me that we should play some Halo 3 Big Team matches. That's something the people at 1Up and Gamespot can't do, and it's sad to say, but it's because the site is a lot smaller.

However, I'm sure that Destructoid's writers and staff wouldn't change if the site was bigger. I still like that it's smaller than those major sites because it keeps things a lot more controllable. Imagine the c-blogs with millions of users? They would turn into forum posts and fanboy rants.

Anyways. I love this site more than any other major games site or video games blog sites. You guys are bad ass. This is an actual community and you don't feel like you have to blow your arm off to be part of it. All you have to do is not act like a moron and you'll be fine.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:40
cjpkiller
sonic is a playable character in starcraft 2 and diablo three is all I have to say to this post.
workmeng is the best.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:42
thedarksideofgaming
Well, honestly, the best part is that the site has actually gotten quite big, but it still retains that indie personality with it's invididualized attention and focus on entertaining and informing instead of just informing. Come now, Nex commented in here. Nobody else has that.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:42
king3vbo
fucking win
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:43
Ub3rSlug
Fuckin' Awesome? In my Destructoid? It's more common than you think!
Buddha's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:45
Buddha
DTOID=WIN
always and forever
WDot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:47
WDot
Yeah, this is an awesome community. I can't wait for Christmas so that I can have some games to FNF with so I can do more with Dtoid than just blog and post. =D
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:47
Jim Sterling
When I went out drinking with community member Wardrox, I remember drunkenly shouting at him that Brian Crescente would never do that for his fans.

Frankly I think Wardrox would have preferred it that way. But I had fun.

Yes, Destructoid is full of win and mushrooms.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:48
thedarksideofgaming
I love mushrooms.
Wheeliedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:54
Wheeliedude
I love that too.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:55
topgeargorilla
I have played phone tag with CTZ. It was hot.

Also, Jeff Gerstmann lives in my area, as does Alex Navarro. I met Alex Navarro's girlfriend at my starbucks, and she was cool. The gamespot crew is alright, just kinda elitist.
Yeah, weird.

I have emailed Brendan Sinclair and got back some cool messages, but I highly doubt he'd wanna call me up.

Ron's cool that way. When I get a 360, we'll play together.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:56
thedarksideofgaming
Well, nobody else is really cool that way. So Dtoid rules over everyone else.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:58
F Whipple
I have to agree. Even though I don't post all that much this place feels like much more of a community than any other place I've been to. That feeling plus the great writing is why I keep coming back.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:59
Eschatos
Very nice site indeed. Some day, the internets shall be ours! 4Chan shall fall!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:59
Riser Glen
Oh hey! It's WhiteBoy/Kobewan under a new alias! The guy who spent the last few weeks saying gems like "Fuck this place!" and "The CBlogs are nothing but retards!" The guy who then went on to sour an otherwise great week but plagiarizing a article from wikipedia!

I, for one, am glad to have another bi-polar, schizophrenic retard on the CBlogs and look forward to your future posts!
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:00
thedarksideofgaming
Damn right, Eschatos. Lord Vader is a big fan of taking over galaxies, so why not the internet while we're at it?
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:06
thedarksideofgaming
It's all good Riser, I have newfound faith in this place. You can flame all you want, do your worst for all I care. I'm just enjoying the site. Flaming is part of life on the internet, so whatever. Dtoid rules, bitchez.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:06
thedarksideofgaming
It's all good Riser, I have newfound faith in this place. You can flame all you want, do your worst for all I care. I'm just enjoying the site. Flaming is part of life on the internet, so whatever. Dtoid rules, bitchez.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:07
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
It's all good Riser, I have newfound faith in this place. You can flame all you want, do your worst for all I care. I'm just enjoying the site. Flaming is part of life on the internet, so whatever. Dtoid rules, bitchez.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:07
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
It's all good Riser, I have newfound faith in this place. You can flame all you want, do your worst for all I care. I'm just enjoying the site. Flaming is part of life on the internet, so whatever. Dtoid rules, bitchez.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:07
thedarksideofgaming
Oh, and I'm not Bi-Polar. That's my wife. I only have ADHD and OCD. Just letting you know.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:10
topgeargorilla
???

if I did have to complain about dtoid, the Cblogs get much too dramatic for my tastes.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:12
thedarksideofgaming
I complained cause I was pissed off, but it's all over now. Ron's phone call definitely made me a lifer.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:12
thedarksideofgaming
I complained cause I was pissed off, but it's all over now. Ron's phone call definitely made me a lifer.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:13
Riser Glen
It's all good Riser, I have newfound faith in this place. You can flame all you want, do your worst for all I care. I'm just enjoying the site. Flaming is part of life on the internet, so whatever. Dtoid rules, bitchez.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:13
Riser Glen
It's all good Riser, I have newfound faith in this place. You can flame all you want, do your worst for all I care. I'm just enjoying the site. Flaming is part of life on the internet, so whatever. Dtoid rules, bitchez.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:14
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
I complained cause I was pissed off, but it's all over now. Ron's phone call definitely made me a lifer.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:14
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
I complained cause I was pissed off, but it's all over now. Ron's phone call definitely made me a lifer.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:14
Spartacus
Everybody loves mushrooms.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:14
thedarksideofgaming
More comments for me. A winner is me, I think.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:15
thedarksideofgaming
Magic Mushrooms.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:16
Spartacus
Dang, is everyone on DToid reading this one page at once?
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:24
timtheterrible
I agree completely. Best. Site. Evar.
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:27
BluFire
Jeff Gerstmann... I don't like it when that man talks.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:28
blehman
wait, you're whiteboy tdsg?

FUCK YOU THEN!

If you're not, then ignore mah outburst.
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:29
thedarksideofgaming
Well, there's a lot of Flaming on here also, but I have to admit, some of it's genius. Perhaps I'll make my old Whiteboy posts live again. You should see what they said about me back then. Creative stuff, to say the least.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:36
blehman
Well, if you're whiteboy...by teh power of lemon and cheezburga....

GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
Dead riffs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:38
Dead riffs
Haven't even been here long and I already love it.

:)
thedarksideofgaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:38
thedarksideofgaming
Sorry Blehman, not leaving. I'm quite enjoying the site again, so sorry, not going away. Besides, check my blogs, you'll see no LiveJournal entries outta me anymore.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:41
timtheterrible
I especially like reading the news here, and then reading the same story on the lulzworthy IGN or GS two days later. Their writers are lazier than John Goodman on Valium. In fact, some of their writers actually look like John Goodman on Valium.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 20:46
Yashoki
Hi Whiteboy! :D
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