Just a preface: This is not meant to offend anyone in any possible way. I was just bored and found some of these either particularly funny or ridiculous. Also, Cocks.

So I've been looking through past blogs today and marveling at some of the photoshops and comments used to flame me on Destructoid. I decided that perhaps you may get a kick out of seeing some of them, especially those who posted said flames. And so here you have it, stolen(cause that's what I do, right?) straight from Excremento's Top 10:



Number 10 comes from community member GrayFox, who posted this comment in respons to one of my old LiveJournals:

GrayFox says:
(# 29) on 10/16/2007 17:18
Hey guys. If you liked this blog, then you'll love my upcoming series of blogs entitled: 'What I Ate For Lunch Today'

Copied and pasted for your pleasure. Not very stinging or anything in particular, but it did help me see the light about the cblogs a bit.





Number 9 comes from esteemed community member DanGale, someone who I actually have respect for, and who apparently doesn't hate me. Either way, this one was done just yesterday and I found it quite funny. Hopefully all of you will too.



For Number 8, just read the below comment, copied and pasted, cause that's my thing:

Necros says:
(# 19) on 10/21/2007 00:39
You're a scumbag. GTFO my internets

There isn't anything particularly funny about it, but the reason it makes the list the is dead seriousness of it. I think he actually meant it when he said it. Ouch! Let's be friends!



Number 7 is another one from BahamutZero. This one again is not very funny, just cold hearted and very unsettling to read for me at the time. What a moron I was. It's just the internet:

BahamutZero says:
(# 16) on 10/16/2007 17:02
and if it's true, the problem is that you're a lousy fuck, and telling everyone that is pretty sad.

you guys are going to be

A) be divorced in four months. why four months? because I called it, that's why

B) this was her plan all along to trick you into thinking you were getting what you wanted while she got to fuck her 15 year old myspace buddy which

C) has probably been happening for months anyway

D) she is going to end up happy, while you are not. there is no way to fight or change this fact, because that chick you hooked up with is a slut and will probably move on in about, if you're lucky, two weeks

E) enjoy your AIDS

Bahamut, this was good. You really know how to hurt with your words, don't you? Well anyway, this is all irrelevant at this point. But it was good then.





This particular one comes from user VWGTI. While not wholly original, it was an apt comment for the time. Plus, it's a pretty funny image considering my username was Whiteboy0869 at the time. Good choice, VWGTI!



Number 5 is another simple copy and paste job, this time coming from Riser Glen:

Riser Glen says:
(# 24) on 11/25/2007 19:59
Oh hey! It's WhiteBoy/Kobewan under a new alias! The guy who spent the last few weeks saying gems like "Fuck this place!" and "The CBlogs are nothing but retards!" The guy who then went on to sour an otherwise great week but plagiarizing a article from wikipedia!

I, for one, am glad to have another bi-polar, schizophrenic retard on the CBlogs and look forward to your future posts!

Glad you're looking forward to them, Riser.



This is another comment made in someone else's trolling blog, and I found it funny people would even flame me while flaming someone else. Pretty funny, at least I think so.

mackisawesome says:
(# 37) on 10/28/2007 11:54
wheres whitetrash when you need him?

Great Job!



I dont even know the fuck this one comes from, probably my day as TheGamerThug I'm guessing. I saved the pic because it was funny, but I know it was meant as a flame:



The sad part is, I dunno if I would look funnier black or white, it's so bad either way.



Number 2 is just another great line from BahamutZero. You've got to repect his propensity for saying terrible and awful things to people. This one is just from yesterday, in my blog about why I love Dtoid:

BahamutZero says:
(# 88) on 11/26/2007 08:47
seriously, I hope you die from an overdose of your beloved percosets whiteboy

That one could have really hurt, had I not learned that this is the internet and I'll probably never meet Bahamut. Just one thing Bahamut, regardless of the level of hate you have for me: If it's truly where you stay, your room is fucking hardcore.



Number 1 was pretty much the original Whiteboy0869 Flamebait photoshop, used time and time again to crash my blogs with as many pics of me as possible. This one is quite simple really, but very funny:



Also, whoever created it seems to have been nice enough to blur my son out as much as possible, unless it was already like that. Kids shouldn't pay for the sins of their father. But anyway, this was a timeless classic, and one I saw many times in the few short weeks as Whiteboy0869. You really ran him out of town.



Well, there you have it. I'm quite sure I've missed a lot of funny ones, but these were just some that stood out due to me. Some are funny, some are nasty and mean, you get the point. I don't have all day to look through my blogs on different names and pick 10 different ones, so I just skimmed and took what I noticed and whatnot. Hope you enjoyed looking back at the ways you flamed me, and perhaps you'll use this chance to flame me even harder. I would hope not, but I can't control the internet. I would much rather put stuff behind us and continue on from here anew, but it would be foolish of me to put a lot of hope behind that statement. Still, I will have some hope. Thanks for your time.

P.S.

I also got many pics like this during my past: