be honest.
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let me elaborate. i was doing stuff in the front room one night, the wife was in the bedroom... i think i was deep into fallout 3 and didn't want to break the zone i was in by going in the bedroom (to the bathroom) and have to talk to her...
so i went in the sink. maybe more than once, but it was the same night, there were no dishes, i do them, nothing sits in the sink.
later she commented the sink was stanky, and i took (silent) personal offense to that statement i mean... water goes down there all the time, why is my peepee any different?
i think she knows.
anyways, that's why i'm asking, be good, don't pee in the sink because she'll know... somehow or another.
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more recently, I'd pee on the floor in public bathrooms. you know, right on those drains they have near the urinals just in case they over flow? yeah. right there.
i pee on blogs too. which means i wont be peeing anywhere near here.
get it?
hey when i was in 8th grade in health sex ed whatever class that it could KILL a girl if you peed in her... fortunately you can't pee when you're hard, and it's hard to get in her if you're not.. like a failsafe device
i'm honored you called this post a blog thanks.
Seriously, one month ban on shit blogs like this.
I remember that learning about that too. But I don't remember learning anything about KILLING a girl if you pee in her! LOL, is that even worse than death by dry vagina?
from yahoo answers, the source of true shit :
Generally speaking, it is not possible to urinate with an erection. There is a sort of valve that shuts things off so that one can't urinate while erect. However, as with all things physical, it is possible to do so in certain circumstances (especially if the erection is not related to deliberate sexual arousal specificially). For example, men may find it possible (though not 100% comfortable often) to urinate when they have a morning erection.
If the penis is in full erection(very hard) it is not possible to urinate.
If the penis is in semi erection(still soft)it is possible to urinate,but still hurts.
Normally during the process of becoming erect, our bladder is restricted from passing urine to the urethra, thereby preventing us from peeing. This can lead to the infuriating situation of being desperate to piss but being unable to as we're hard as a rock! This can be especially bad in the mornings - the combination of EMH and a full bladder isn't a particularly pleasant one! It's pretty normal to be able to do it with a semi, but a full-on rocky normally stops most guys.
It is possible to pee if you allow your erection to partially relax. But even then you have to work at getting the pee flow to start. You just have to pee without trying to move your penis. You can't aim it at the toilet because you can't push an erection down without hurting it. So when you pee it will spray wherever it wants to go. When you pee it often doesn't feel much different than normal. The big difference is how difficult it is to start the pee stream. There are a few tiny sexual like feelings when you first start to pee but they quickly go away. Sometimes though peeing is uncomfortable because it feels as if your urethra is constricted and you really have to push down hard to pee.
If the penis is in full erection(very hard as a rock) it is not possible to urinate.Yes I have tried it.With a very hard erection peeing is likey impossible.
Anyways I will go take a piss with a hard-as-hard boner to prove myself. I don't need none of that relaxin' shit to use my junk.
Shower pissing all the way.
maybe just a semi? hmm..
Also, it is fucking impossible to piss when you have a raging boner. Well for me at least. Why the fuck would you want to pee when you have a boner anyway?
RAB and Atlas... you guys may have been born girls and given the ol' switcheroo at a young age...
>.>
just no
Are you honestly saying that I can {i]kill[/i] a person with my penis!? Because if so, that just may be the most awesome, most manly thing I have ever heard!!
It's 6:00 in the morning and I've already learned something. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Now that that's out of the way, don't piss in the sink or the shower. The smell of your asparagus-gonorrhea-infested urine is grounds for a divorce in the state of Oklahoma.
Oh, and I've pissed in the sink. But it was at my old place where the landlord ate catfood and was an alcoholic, so I don't feel the slightest bit of remorse.
I have also pee'd with a full boner before. It's glorious. You can get a ten yard stream if you apply enough pressure.
shower? yes
SMELLED GOOD.
Other buddies wrote a song about it too
I have yet to pee in a sink.