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do you pee in the sink? **updated**
thebza | 10:41 PM on 12.09.2008 51 comments


be honest.

[edit]

let me elaborate. i was doing stuff in the front room one night, the wife was in the bedroom... i think i was deep into fallout 3 and didn't want to break the zone i was in by going in the bedroom (to the bathroom) and have to talk to her...

so i went in the sink. maybe more than once, but it was the same night, there were no dishes, i do them, nothing sits in the sink.

later she commented the sink was stanky, and i took (silent) personal offense to that statement i mean... water goes down there all the time, why is my peepee any different?

i think she knows.

anyways, that's why i'm asking, be good, don't pee in the sink because she'll know... somehow or another.



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MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
i pee in mouths
garison's Destructoid Blog
Fuck you.
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
A shark is about to shit on you...
covah's Destructoid Blog
I pissed in the shower a shit ton when I was drunk and my drunker roomate was practically sweet gentle love to the toilet
bahss's Destructoid Blog
I pee on toilets. And children.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
I'll pee inside you. And you will like it ^_^
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
I've pissed in sinks in my lifetime.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
when I was a kid I pee'd in the trashcan a couple times.

more recently, I'd pee on the floor in public bathrooms. you know, right on those drains they have near the urinals just in case they over flow? yeah. right there.

i pee on blogs too. which means i wont be peeing anywhere near here.

get it?
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
I piss all over failblogs like this one.
thebza's Destructoid Blog
@Celica

hey when i was in 8th grade in health sex ed whatever class that it could KILL a girl if you peed in her... fortunately you can't pee when you're hard, and it's hard to get in her if you're not.. like a failsafe device
thebza's Destructoid Blog
@njsykora

i'm honored you called this post a blog thanks.
mix's Destructoid Blog
I piss in a toilette.........that's on my roof..... hard core.

Seriously, one month ban on shit blogs like this.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I'm pretty sure I peed lots of times when I had a bonar. It's an awesome feeling actually.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
aw poor baby
garison's Destructoid Blog
THEBZA:

I remember that learning about that too. But I don't remember learning anything about KILLING a girl if you pee in her! LOL, is that even worse than death by dry vagina?
thebza's Destructoid Blog
the only one who dies from dry vagina is you and me my friend...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Yes I have a few times. My work needs to fix the damn toilets.
007's Destructoid Blog
YES!
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Wash it down with water you ass! And use capitals, makes it easier to read this... this... nevermind. Sigh.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
well since you put it that way, if your pee smells like popcorn of course she is going to notice
garison's Destructoid Blog
YAY, the blog isn't quite as fail anymore.
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
any normal muggle can piss with a boner... are you deformed?
thebza's Destructoid Blog
@atlas, sorry, bzz, wrong (i won't say "fail" that's really gay)

from yahoo answers, the source of true shit :

Generally speaking, it is not possible to urinate with an erection. There is a sort of valve that shuts things off so that one can't urinate while erect. However, as with all things physical, it is possible to do so in certain circumstances (especially if the erection is not related to deliberate sexual arousal specificially). For example, men may find it possible (though not 100% comfortable often) to urinate when they have a morning erection.

If the penis is in full erection(very hard) it is not possible to urinate.
If the penis is in semi erection(still soft)it is possible to urinate,but still hurts.

Normally during the process of becoming erect, our bladder is restricted from passing urine to the urethra, thereby preventing us from peeing. This can lead to the infuriating situation of being desperate to piss but being unable to as we're hard as a rock! This can be especially bad in the mornings - the combination of EMH and a full bladder isn't a particularly pleasant one! It's pretty normal to be able to do it with a semi, but a full-on rocky normally stops most guys.

It is possible to pee if you allow your erection to partially relax. But even then you have to work at getting the pee flow to start. You just have to pee without trying to move your penis. You can't aim it at the toilet because you can't push an erection down without hurting it. So when you pee it will spray wherever it wants to go. When you pee it often doesn't feel much different than normal. The big difference is how difficult it is to start the pee stream. There are a few tiny sexual like feelings when you first start to pee but they quickly go away. Sometimes though peeing is uncomfortable because it feels as if your urethra is constricted and you really have to push down hard to pee.

If the penis is in full erection(very hard as a rock) it is not possible to urinate.Yes I have tried it.With a very hard erection peeing is likey impossible.
thebza's Destructoid Blog
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080916200931AAxAtX3
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
What the fuck? More than I wanted to see... by the way most of us here have dicks so we actually already know this stuff!

Anyways I will go take a piss with a hard-as-hard boner to prove myself. I don't need none of that relaxin' shit to use my junk.
ZekeThePlumber's Destructoid Blog
This blog is enlightening!
Aerox's Destructoid Blog
Peeing in the sink is gross.

Shower pissing all the way.
Endstiem's Destructoid Blog
FRONT PAGE
RAB's Destructoid Blog
I'm pretty sure i've been able to piss with a legit boner.

maybe just a semi? hmm..
thebza's Destructoid Blog
see you second guess yourself... you CAN'T PEE with a normal boner. not a normal one.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
i dont even know who i am anymore
Steel Squirrel's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha, this is a magic blog right here.

Also, it is fucking impossible to piss when you have a raging boner. Well for me at least. Why the fuck would you want to pee when you have a boner anyway?

RAB and Atlas... you guys may have been born girls and given the ol' switcheroo at a young age...

>.>
ParaParaKing's Destructoid Blog
Why bother peeing in the sink, when you can pee on the carpet?
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
im too tired to work up a boner right now. I'm going to bed...
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
no and I am being honest
just no
Skribble's Destructoid Blog
hahahahahahahahah
ParaParaKing's Destructoid Blog
Atlas: Maybe the morning will surprise you then.
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
@ thebza

Are you honestly saying that I can {i]kill[/i] a person with my penis!? Because if so, that just may be the most awesome, most manly thing I have ever heard!!
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog


It's 6:00 in the morning and I've already learned something. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
carpwrist's Destructoid Blog
I've definitely urinated with a show-er before. As stated earlier, not comfortable at all.
Now that that's out of the way, don't piss in the sink or the shower. The smell of your asparagus-gonorrhea-infested urine is grounds for a divorce in the state of Oklahoma.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Does the basement sink count, where the water from the washing machine goes? If so, then yes. Many times.
Raccoonus's Destructoid Blog
I had a roommate that did this during his WOW sessions, because the sink was three inches closer than the bathroom and he didn't have to shut a door. I fucking hated him.
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
This blog is amazing.

Oh, and I've pissed in the sink. But it was at my old place where the landlord ate catfood and was an alcoholic, so I don't feel the slightest bit of remorse.
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
My cat did that a few times - it's pretty gross because it just hangs around in the U-bend.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Destructoid Blog
I used to sleepwalk as a child. One time, my mother caught me pissing in the cupboard in our kitchen. My name was "the Phantom Pisser" for a few years.

I have also pee'd with a full boner before. It's glorious. You can get a ten yard stream if you apply enough pressure.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
Only AMAZING happens here on DTOID!
IceMax's Destructoid Blog
sink? no
shower? yes
nukka jdav's Destructoid Blog
When I got mad at my parents I would piss on the heater.

SMELLED GOOD.
Rygiz's Destructoid Blog
My buddy once pooped in a sink...he was really drunk...

Other buddies wrote a song about it too

I have yet to pee in a sink.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
i've pissed in the sink once. washed it out with soap right after too. it didn't stink. i've also shit in the garbage (at a friend's house) when i was drunk. i even pissed in an enemies mailbox. i'll piss on you if you give me the chance


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