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Age: 24
Sex: Male



Well, my name is Javier and I am good at games and really dig them and I consider myself better than most people that play them, oh yes it's a fact. But I am a team player and always defend noobs from bullies :) Never tell anyone GG or any stupid shit of the sort, you make yourself soft and content with losing. Please do not say that Halo sucks or Starcraft sucks or anything disrespectful to my favorite online multiplayers. I can own you pretty easy in what you think you are good at. My PSN and 360 tags are almitykingkoopa. Words that upset me are: gamer,fanboy,pwn(is not a word) pre order(I hear it all the time at Gamestop). Most people suck at games and it's ok because I like it that way most of the time, I always want to get challenged but I cannot imagine what it would be like to ever lose a one on one either . I am a legitimate video game player and have never ever cheated,glitched or use stupid methods to win. Example would be in games such as MW2; I have never used things like heart beat sensor or noob tube because I believe them to be stupid and for people that want to keep sucking.Street Fighter owns Mortal Kombat. I wish that Assasins Creed had never existed. I suffer from panic attacks and I think I am getting one right now as I write this shit haha(not funny really). I do admit when I am wrong so feel free to correct me on anything infact I appreciate it. Anytime you want to discuss a game or anything feel free to holla as I am always too eager to exchange points and ideas.


My top 16 games of all time would have to be these gems and most better be on yours too.

1)Starcraft
2)Halo(all of them)
3)Metal Gear(all of them)
4)Resident Evil(the ones that matter so none of that outbreak shit)
5)Final Fantasy(VIII,X,X-2,12)
6)Zelda(all of them)
7)Mass Effect(both)
8)Gran Turismo 4
9)Oblivion
10)Goldeneye
11)Devil May Cry
12)Super Mario World 2
13)Metroid Prime
14)Dead Space
15)Doom 3
16)Half-Life
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[color=darkred][/color][/size[size=24] This is the first time I am doing a blog and I don't even know if I am supposed to erase those things that say size and color.

I realize that maybe just maybe it might be only a few people but I am thoroughly convinced that it happens to every single human being that plays games. Also if I play with my legs crossed it is somewaht comfy but my legs get numb. Well I can certainly play some games laying down such as Mario party and other games targeted at cro magnons; but if I am to play MW2 or Halo well then I need to sit on a chair and lean forward. It feels like your brain and eyes don't synchronize when laying down. I was thinking around with the idea of fast mounting a plasma tv to my ceiling and well you get the idea. Is there a reason for why we play like crap when laying down? Id like to hear some feedback and it will make me feel appreciated too :) free pizza and MS points for whoever can play in such position. Oh forget the tv to the ceiling thing, I realize now that it won't work either, it would make you feel floaty at the hands. Well im off to watching Randy bounce around his giant balls in southpark lol.