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And the Gamers Who Play Them: Rhythm Game Haters
the man in the orange hat | 2:01 PM on 03.03.2008 14 comments


You've all witnessed this. A night playing some games with friends (side note: "Gamers with friends" just barely missed out for the topic of this post) when the Guitar Hero or Rock Band gets fired up. While you and your gaming cronies wail away in faux-rock stardom there's that one guy with the smirk (or grimace) watching you tap away furiously.

"Why don't you guys learn to play real guitar?!!??!"



It's true. For every die-hard Guitar Hero shredder and occasional riff tickler (trademark pending) there's the naysayer, the one who doesn't, or just doesn't want to, understand the fun these games offer.

This naysayer may actually play guitar or worse (or better depending on your sense of humor) doesn't play any type of music instrument. He or she will sit back and laugh at you with your plastic guitar in full power-rock stance while complaining about the silly looking avatars, the poorly done covers or both while you, God forbid, have fun.

Luckily, you can easily diffuse this situation. Next time you see this person playing Madden or Halo, ask them why they don't go join the NFL or Marines and watch them eat their own foot sandwich.

Also, first C-Blog post.



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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14
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-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:20
-D-
Dude, edit your title so it says, "And the gamers who play them" at the beginning.
the man in the orange hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:34
the man in the orange hat
Thanks, fixed?
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:36
-D-
Close. Remove "March Monthly Musings" and the ellipses and you're golden.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:38
DaedHead8
You might want to add a picture as well. It would make the blog look finished.
the man in the orange hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:41
the man in the orange hat
Thanks for the help, working on it.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 14:45
VWGTI
Nice first blog, dude.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 15:03
DaedHead8
Good Stuff. I used to be a hater, now I can play on hard ^_^

Rockband FTW
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 15:12
Takeshi
I didn't like Rhythm Games because it usually were one-trick pony's. Guitar Hero and Rock Band reignited the genre with downloadable content and awesome peripherals.

"Next time you see this person playing Madden or Halo, ask them why they don't go join the NFL or Marines and watch them eat their own foot sandwich."
You win.
DaTgUy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 16:04
DaTgUy
its true, these people are odd...my moment with one of these types happened at a local bestbuy as I was trying out GH3 before purchase

to set the scene, Im playing My name is Jonas on expert.

Random dude: why would you play this that much to get good at it
me: its fun
Random dude: why dont you just play a real guitar and not video games you idiot.
me(annoyed): what games do you play?
Random dude: I play shooters
me: why dont you play a real guitar.

Random dude: *walks away owned*
kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 16:15
kaz
"Why don't you guys learn to play real guitar?!!??!"
I'd answer i'm thinking about it, I mean I can beat Guitar Hero on expert that must mean I could walk into guitar center right now and play Freebird right? right? Kidding of course, but I've been seriously contemplating learning the real thing, and I understand that however good I may or may not be at Guitar Hero/Rock Band translates into roughly jack shit when it comes to playing a real guitar, but if all those backwoods rednecks on country radio can learn, why can't I?
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 16:22
ajaxender
Lol at come-backs from Orangehat and DaTgUy. I remember reading a story on 4chan about some guy playing 'One' at a party, on gh3. Then some drunk asshole says 'bet you cant play it for real' or something. The guy went to his room, got out his guitar, and played One for real...
the man in the orange hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 17:00
the man in the orange hat
I've been playing drums for over a decade, have performed with bands, and still have love for GH and RB.

DDR on the other hand....
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 18:00
Brian Szabelski
Good first blog. Welcome to Dtoid, and keep up the good work. :)
the man in the orange hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/03/2008 20:42
the man in the orange hat
heh thanks for the welcome, but I've been around a while. Mostly on the forums, and entirely here
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