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Name: Andrew
Location: Wilmington, NC
Age: 25

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Nintendo 64
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Playstation 2
Gamecube
XBox
Wii
XBox 360
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Game of the Year Awards
2008: Braid
2007: Portal
2006: Half-Life 2: Episode One
2005: Psychonauts
2004: Half-Life 2
2003: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
2002: Metroid Prime
2001: Final Fantasy X
2000: Chrono Cross
1999: Final Fantasy VIII
1998: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
1997: Final Fantasy VII
1996: Super Mario 64
1995: Chrono Trigger
1994: Donkey Kong Country
1993: Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle
1992: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
1991: Super Mario World
1990: Super Mario Bros. 3
1989: Duck Tales
1988: Contra
1987: The Legend of Zelda
1986: Metroid
1985: Super Mario Bros.
1984: Castle Adventure

Honorable Mentions
2008: Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4, World of Goo, Fallout 3
2007: Super Mario Galaxy, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, BioShock, Mass Effect, Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
2006: Okami, Oblivion
2005: Shadow of the Colossus
2004: World of Warcraft, Shadow Hearts: Covenant, Thief: Deadly Shadows, Far Cry
2003: Beyond Good & Evil, Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic, Deus Ex: Invisible War
2002: Morrowind, Kingdom hearts, Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, Timesplitters 2
2001: Shadow Hearts, ICO
2000: The Legend of Dragoon, Vagrant Story, Perfect Dark
1999: Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings, Planescape: Torment
1998: Grim Fandango
1997: GoldenEye 007
1996: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Super Mario RPG
1995: Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness
1994: Super Metroid, Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
1992: Super Mario Kart
1990: Star Tropics, The Secret of Monkey Island
1989: A Boy and His Blob: Trouble on Blobolonia
1988: Super Mario Bros. 2, Double Dragon, Mega Man 2
1987: Mega Man




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An Introduction: My Gaming Background
the Golden Avatar | 7:55 AM on 08.01.2008 20 comments


I’ve been a Destructoid reader for a few years now, but only recently decided to register specifically because I felt the need to comment on a particular article. I wrote a brief blog post on July’s Monthly Musing topic, but I never really got around to introducing myself. I thought I’d do so now by sharing my gaming background.

Games have been a prominent feature in my life for as long as I can remember. I've established a number of unbreakable relationships that began with a common love of gaming. Although I've been frequently criticized for my enjoyment of the medium by relatives and friends alike, I have staunchly defended gaming as a legitimate form of art against all naysayers. I was born a gamer, and I will die a gamer (I know it’s a bit melodramatic, but it’s true nonetheless).

Along with my brother, I received my first console for the Christmas of ’89: the Nintendo Entertainment System, the one that came with the Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt cartridge. My parents also gifted us with Catlevania II: Simon’s Quest and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I was swiftly able to beat Mario but have never, even to this day, been able to beat Castlevania II without cheating or TMNT without using the game genie.


The Dam Level in TMNT for the NES. F*** you, Konami

I solely gamed on the NES until I received a SNES for my ninth birthday in October of ’92. It’s still pretty amazing to me to think that a game as brilliant as Super Mario World was bundled with the console. Anyway, some of my favorite games belong to the Super Nintendo.

After playing Golden Eye at a friend’s house (I was floored) I purchased a used N64 from another friend in December of ’97. In all the years since I don’t think I’ve ever been as completely awed as I was when I first played Super Mario 64; flying around the worlds, remorselessly squashing goombas and launching Bowser, all in glorious 3D.

Amazing

I didn’t care about owning a Playstation until a friend of mine (the same one who sold me the N64) lent me his console and a copy of Final Fantasy VII while he went on vacation in the summer of ’99. I will confess that FFVII was the first Final Fantasy I ever played. The only RPG I’d ever really played on the SNES was Super Mario RPG, a game I still adore to this day. Needless to say, FFVII blew me away. Completely. I’d never played anything like it. And while I can acknowledge its flaws, it’s still one of my all-time favorite games, and is responsible for opening me up completely to the genre.

When I found out that FFVIII was coming out in just a few months after I completed FFVII I had to have a Playstation of my own. So I bought one off eBay. For the next couple of years all I did was play RPGs both old and new.

I bought a PS2 the day it was released, quickly realized there wasn’t anything worth playing and sold it for $600 on eBay. I finally ended up buying one a year later in order to play Final Fantasy X.

I bought a Gamecube when it came out and eventually got around to buying an Xbox which I promptly did not mod.

I bought a Wii last year, an Xbox 360 for BioShock and just recently got a PS3 (because Walmart had this $100 gift card promotional offer). I’ve never been a fanboy, if you can’t tell. Fanboyism seems to be reserved for those who can’t afford to own all the consoles of a given generation.

I guess I've neglected PC gaming in this post even though I've been a PC gamer from day one. Beginning with Castle Adventure (the first game I ever remember playing), a myriad of text-based adventure games and all those Sierra "Quest" games (Space Quest, King's Quest, Police Quest, etc.), on to all the original RTS games, the great RPGs like Baldur's Gate and Planescape: Torment, all the way to the modern day classics. Some of my fondest gaming memories were born from this ever-evolving platform.


Castle Adventure - Still fun today

I’m a fan of most types of games with a few exceptions. For instance, I’ve never enjoyed games that use violence to no purpose. If I’m going to be slaying hordes of enemies I like to feel that I’m justified in doing so. Games like Grand Theft Auto don’t appeal to me on any level. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no Jack Thompson. I don’t believe playing ultraviolent games makes people violent in real life. I guess I just always feel the need to play the good guy. I could never go dark side in Knights of the Old Republic or join the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion. It’s just not for me.

Anyway, that said, I’m always open to recommendations for games that I haven’t played. New experiences are always welcome.

That'll do for an introduction, I suppose, though it turned into something more akin to a nostalgic trip down memory lane.



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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18
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SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:01
SilverDragon1979
Nice introduction. Welcome to Destructoid and just remember rule #1 ... DON"T SUCK !!!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:05
MrSadistic
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.

touch my butt
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:07
Alasdair Duncan
You have to touch Sadisitc's butt, it's like some kind of law or something. Anway, you're missing out on the Dark Brotherhood quests in Oblivion; they were the best part of the game and really sparkled with a lot of dark humour and some great quest design.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:15
the Golden Avatar
A friend of mine kept telling me about how awesome the Dark Brotherhood quests were. He likes to tempt me.

And as for butt touching, is this one of those outdated laws that's been on the books since 1873 or is it actually enforced? And what's the penalty for failure to comply?
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:21
shipero
You don't have to edit bad language in the body of your post you know, just the title. Anyways, welcome.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:22
MrSadistic
farg you all, stupid motherfathers

it is a rule to touch my butt. it has been tradition since the internet started back in the year 1456.
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:38
JACK of No Trades
You should fit in real well with that background.

Don't Suck
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:46
Tubatic
Pro-tip: your avatar is actually blue.

Thought you should know.

Offically welcome, and continue not to suck.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 08:52
the Golden Avatar
@Tubatic

Huh, weird. Shows up fine for me on multiple machines. I guess I'll change it to something else. Thanks for the tip.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 10:06
zombiekiller13
No offense, but you had to cheat to finish Castlevania II? TMNT I can understand...that game sucks donkey nuts, in regards to the difficulty. But Castlevania II...I had to go back and re-read that to make sure you didn't say Castlevania I.

Then again, the game was kinda vague in parts and wasn't the best in the series...so I can forgive you for cheating.

Anyway, welcome.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 10:24
the Golden Avatar
@Zombiekiller13

Well, it was mostly due to being too lazy to legitimately try and collect all the items needed. There's also the part where you have to equip the red crystal and kneel for the tornado to whisk you away. The game was so poorly translated I don't how you were ever supposed to figure that out without cheating.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 10:49
Brian Szabelski
Welcome and continue not sucking :)
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 11:18
TrailerParkJesus
Welcome to Destructoid.

And yea, you have to touch Sadistic's butt. It's like rubbing the "tree of hope" when you get on stage at the Showtime at the Apollo. Everybody say yeah.
VixenFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 11:22
VixenFox
I'm new in a way too. But a long time lurker. I'm like that some times.

Nice intro. I'm gonna have to get me one of those things.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 11:51
Gen Eric Gui
What did people find so hard about the swimming level in TMNT? It's the level AFTER that that's impossible. The dam is just about timing your button presses to get though the weeds.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 11:52
the Golden Avatar
The level after it is harder, but the dam is the most tedious level I've played in any game ever.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 11:57
CountingConflict
@Trailerparkjesus

Yeah!!

@The Golden Avatar

Nice intro. I'm next in line for your mandatory butt touching.
omar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 15:00
omar
Welcome to Destructoid. Don't Suck

Also Cocks
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