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It's my Birthday and I'll make disappointing blogs if I want to.
the GAMEGOBLIN | 8:47 PM on 03.24.2008 31 comments






Today is my 16th birthday. Yay, sweet 16 whoo I can do some things I couldn't do blah blah blah. After reading how Aertyr's birthday went, I'd like to share to you how my birthday was completely disappointing.

My school had a death threat on Friday dated for March 24th, so students weren't obligated to go to school today. Honestly it just gave me an excuse to stay home on my birthday, and I was excited for what fantastic adventures that would occur on my 16th birthday.

Shit all happened. No bill & ted adventures, hard partying, hell not even a cake was present. Didn't get any gifts, friend's didn't even know it was my birthday (therefore didn't show up) and family wished me a happy birthday and went on to do activities of their own.

I spent all day playing 360 (got boring quick) and popping in and out of IRC trying to find something that would be mildly different. Besides Coon's extremely homosexual blog it was an absolutely average day, and I fail to see what's so sweet about turning 16.

So here I sit, drinking Coke and eating a 1 pound chocolate bunny I got for easter typing about my less than stellar day in my room which for some reason is extremely hot right now. I'm sweating. Gross.

So Aertyr, I am jealous of your birfdai.



You can still catch me on XBL, I've got nothing better to do.



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NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:18
NotAZombie
Well happy B-day GG!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:19
the GAMEGOBLIN
Oh and you guys were the highlight of my birthday, which is sad.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:22
Sadie G
awww you are so young.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:24
Sadie G
Happy birthday too, i hit add too quickly.
:)
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:26
taumpytears
Cheer you you have a long life of disappointment to look forward to.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:37
Vlambo
be happy Goblin, one more year and you can buy M rated games!

Whats your GT? I'll add you on live
bovine's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:40
bovine
sorry you had such a lame birthday. Happy birthday!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:45
kawitchate
i totally thought you were older. i mean, with those MS Paint skillz you're like a prodigy at your age man!!!
(oh and happy birthday)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:45
Hamza CTZ Aziz
HAHAHAAHAHHA! Oh man, so much win in those pictures. Happy Birth Boglin.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:45
Milofo
Don't despair GameGoblin, al you need is a ice big smile.

Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:47
Samit Sarkar
How can a school have a death threat? Is your school alive? :)

Seriously, though, I’m sorry to hear that your birthday didn’t turn out to be all that awesome. I’ve found that, as I’ve gotten older, birthdays tend to just be “one more day in the life” — nothing special, really. But there’s still time! March 24th has over an hour left in it (at least on the East Coast).
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 21:56
Y0j1mb0
Happy Birthday, Youngin'!

Typically I would say get ripped and revel in your debauchery but instead I'm compelled to tell you your past your bedtime..get in bed NOW!! It's past your bedtime.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:02
tazarthayoot
Those photos = win. happy birthday guy.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:03
Aertyr
I'm sorry?! I LOVE YOU GAMEGOBLIN!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:03
tazarthayoot
btw, suck it up cupcake. birthdays are only gonna get worse
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:03
Aertyr
Dude seriously, I feel bad. Your awesome dude.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:06
CannibalCalvin
I'll eat cake with you. I've already eaten cake with Aertyr.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:08
Coonskin05
For some reason I think that when Calvin says "eat cake", it's a metaphor for something else.

Also, Happy Birthday (again).
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:26
Bob Muir
Wow, sucks to be you. Hope something happens before the day ends.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 22:33
the GAMEGOBLIN
@Samit
Someone threatened to shoot up the school. I don't know what it's called, a security threat?

@Lemon
I can apply for my beginners but then I have to wait 9 more months to be able to drive.

And I'm not incredibly sad, just bored until I saw Aertyr's awesome birthday and realized mine was an utter failure.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:24
Usedtabe
Happy birthday!! Hell, my 26th birthday is tomorrow. The Aries will crush all who oppose!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:33
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I spelled your name wrong, lol
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:39
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
You have a fucking deep voice for your age.

Are you a bear?
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 23:44
the GAMEGOBLIN
I'm 16 years old, 6 feet 4 inches and 270 pounds.

Yes, I'm a bear.
Sindicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 00:30
Sindicate
16 was a boring age.
but i got a car, and that made it into an adventure.
but that car drove me to work, which quickly became old until i got all my friends to work there. and for a year and 9 months, i worked away my youth at mcdonalds.

and it was, for some fudged up reason, one of the best jobs ever..now i work at a hospital, so shit got alot better.

happy birthday, man, may your new number bring you thousands of bewbs.
Madame Deficit's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 04:49
Madame Deficit
YAY MY NEW BEST FRIEND IS A BEAR!!! If you'r a bear then your bitday should have rocked!!! Well happy late birthday <3<3<3<3
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 07:14
Snaileb
You'll live.

Happy Bday, AGAIN.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2008 13:58
007
...Happy birthday, Gouch Goblin. Seriously though... You're not that big, are you?
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