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It's my Birthday and I'll make disappointing blogs if I want to.
the GAMEGOBLIN | 8:47 PM on 03.24.2008 31 comments






Today is my 16th birthday. Yay, sweet 16 whoo I can do some things I couldn't do blah blah blah. After reading how Aertyr's birthday went, I'd like to share to you how my birthday was completely disappointing.

My school had a death threat on Friday dated for March 24th, so students weren't obligated to go to school today. Honestly it just gave me an excuse to stay home on my birthday, and I was excited for what fantastic adventures that would occur on my 16th birthday.

Shit all happened. No bill & ted adventures, hard partying, hell not even a cake was present. Didn't get any gifts, friend's didn't even know it was my birthday (therefore didn't show up) and family wished me a happy birthday and went on to do activities of their own.

I spent all day playing 360 (got boring quick) and popping in and out of IRC trying to find something that would be mildly different. Besides Coon's extremely homosexual blog it was an absolutely average day, and I fail to see what's so sweet about turning 16.

So here I sit, drinking Coke and eating a 1 pound chocolate bunny I got for easter typing about my less than stellar day in my room which for some reason is extremely hot right now. I'm sweating. Gross.

So Aertyr, I am jealous of your birfdai.



You can still catch me on XBL, I've got nothing better to do.



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NotAZombie's Destructoid Blog
Well happy B-day GG!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
Oh and you guys were the highlight of my birthday, which is sad.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
awww you are so young.
Sadie G's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday too, i hit add too quickly.
:)
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Cheer you you have a long life of disappointment to look forward to.
Vlambo's Destructoid Blog
be happy Goblin, one more year and you can buy M rated games!

Whats your GT? I'll add you on live
bovine's Destructoid Blog
sorry you had such a lame birthday. Happy birthday!
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
i totally thought you were older. i mean, with those MS Paint skillz you're like a prodigy at your age man!!!
(oh and happy birthday)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
HAHAHAAHAHHA! Oh man, so much win in those pictures. Happy Birth Boglin.
Milofo's Destructoid Blog
Don't despair GameGoblin, al you need is a ice big smile.


Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
How can a school have a death threat? Is your school alive? :)

Seriously, though, I’m sorry to hear that your birthday didn’t turn out to be all that awesome. I’ve found that, as I’ve gotten older, birthdays tend to just be “one more day in the life” — nothing special, really. But there’s still time! March 24th has over an hour left in it (at least on the East Coast).
SantanaClaus89's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday, Youngin'!

Typically I would say get ripped and revel in your debauchery but instead I'm compelled to tell you your past your bedtime..get in bed NOW!! It's past your bedtime.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
Those photos = win. happy birthday guy.
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
I'm sorry?! I LOVE YOU GAMEGOBLIN!
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
btw, suck it up cupcake. birthdays are only gonna get worse
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
Dude seriously, I feel bad. Your awesome dude.
CannibalCalvin 's Destructoid Blog
I'll eat cake with you. I've already eaten cake with Aertyr.
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
For some reason I think that when Calvin says "eat cake", it's a metaphor for something else.

Also, Happy Birthday (again).
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Wow, sucks to be you. Hope something happens before the day ends.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
@Samit
Someone threatened to shoot up the school. I don't know what it's called, a security threat?

@Lemon
I can apply for my beginners but then I have to wait 9 more months to be able to drive.

And I'm not incredibly sad, just bored until I saw Aertyr's awesome birthday and realized mine was an utter failure.
Usedtabe's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday!! Hell, my 26th birthday is tomorrow. The Aries will crush all who oppose!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
I spelled your name wrong, lol
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog
You have a fucking deep voice for your age.

Are you a bear?
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
I'm 16 years old, 6 feet 4 inches and 270 pounds.

Yes, I'm a bear.
Sindicate's Destructoid Blog
16 was a boring age.
but i got a car, and that made it into an adventure.
but that car drove me to work, which quickly became old until i got all my friends to work there. and for a year and 9 months, i worked away my youth at mcdonalds.

and it was, for some fudged up reason, one of the best jobs ever..now i work at a hospital, so shit got alot better.

happy birthday, man, may your new number bring you thousands of bewbs.
Madame Deficit's Destructoid Blog
YAY MY NEW BEST FRIEND IS A BEAR!!! If you'r a bear then your bitday should have rocked!!! Well happy late birthday <3<3<3<3
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
You'll live.

Happy Bday, AGAIN.
007's Destructoid Blog
...Happy birthday, Gouch Goblin. Seriously though... You're not that big, are you?


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