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11:02 PM on 01.11.2009

My bestest buddy, UnstoppableJuggernaut

Unstoppable Juggernaut is my bestest internet friend in the whole wide universe. Forget that fat Texan guy or that mexican that's always in IRC, UnstoppableJuggernaut is the super duper-est. I'm writing this blog because ...   read


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9:02 PM on 12.07.2007

Quite possibly the best Castlevania swag ever.

I find this figure so awesome. This is how it went down: (Brother walks into EB Games, notices figure on cash register) Brother: Hey, Cool figure! How much are they? EB Games chick: This is a promo toy. We only got one, and it's for display. Do you want it? Brother: Sure. EB Games chick: Here you go (Hands figure over) Brother: Thanks EB Games chick: No problem The figure in question?   read


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12:33 AM on 12.03.2007

I got fired.

Gamespot can suck my balls. Go DIAF Gamespot! I'm gonna grind up your parent company and your advertisers and feed you them in chili! Aww yes, your tears taste so good! Yes! i can taste the failure! Mmmm, Gamespot! Also, I pulled a Wiisucks. That is all.   read


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9:01 PM on 11.19.2007

THE NEX FILES Ep.2 (EVERY MONDAY BITCHES)

If the IRC images are illegible, as is the case for some people switch browsers or Right-click and view to make them bigger and clearer. This Monday’s investigation: Necros (The shitty Cop Drama) **** ”None of this was st...   read


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11:20 PM on 11.12.2007

Uncovering the great mysteries of Destructoid

I am starting this weekly blog about all of the odd paranormal and unexplainable happenings that happen in destructoid. And I am not doing this just for CTZ. I came up with this idea around 100 years ago, give or take a few. ...   read


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11:09 PM on 11.11.2007

THE GAMEGOBLIN IS MAKING FUN OF YOUR AVATAR.

JUST TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME.   read


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11:02 PM on 11.11.2007

I'M MAKING FUN OF YOUR NEW AVATAR

YOUR AVATAR SUCKS.   read


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7:32 PM on 11.09.2007

Blu-rays can be used for something other than watching Talledega Nights

With a few directions from here, you too can have your very own Star-Trek phaser look-alike! (And a dismantled PS3...) And congrats!   read


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1:59 AM on 11.04.2007

For Symmetry.

NUMERO 1: Destructoid went from a high-class personal escort to a corner street dollar whore: letting all the rif-raf in. It sucks. I don't want to sound like a baby, but I will anyway. Those who are new, honestly I doub...   read


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12:38 AM on 11.04.2007

Destructoid community's path to destruction, my new toy, and I still suck.

NUMERO 1: Destructoid went from a high-class personal escort to a corner street dollar whore: letting all the rif-raf in. It sucks. I don't want to sound like a baby, but I will anyway. Those who are new, honestly I doub...   read


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9:13 PM on 10.21.2007

A death is mourned, The cake is a lie, and I still suck.

I stagger into the room, like a new-born calf. "Hey, it's that mspaint guy. What was his name again?" some say. "Who the fuck is the GAMEGOLBIN?" other question. "Aww fuck" says coonskin05. "GTFO my internets furfag" exclaims...   read


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8:13 PM on 10.08.2007

MSPAINT-tacular 2: The revenge of MSPAINT-tacular

Same as last time! My brother stole my 360 so I'm bored as fuck (again). Bring me those ideas! Previous efforts: ZeroTolo: "Master Chief getting beat up by Dtoid:" "Dtoid as Master chief" Coonskin05 "Gaybear and Wiisucks prancing" "MGS4 boxart" Aerox: "Chad Concealmo the Dolphin king with his Dolphin bride" "FF7 vs Chrono Trigger"   read





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