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Kane & Lynch is an UGLY, UGLY, GAME!
tehuberone \| 11:53 PM on 11.29.2007	17 comments

This is how reviews should be.

Also, Fuck Gamespot's higher ups.

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

Rider Chop says:
(# 0) on 11/30/2007 00:11

man, he ripped that game to shreds.

good work guy from some website I dont go to!
this is certainly a breath of fresh air

bottled dark says:
(# 1) on 11/30/2007 00:17

that looked like bad boys 3.

Pedro Blandino says:
(# 2) on 11/30/2007 00:17

ron, mail him cards. his review was spot on.

Tino says:
(# 3) on 11/30/2007 00:21

Me and a friend dragged ourselves through the majority of the game.

You know, up until you ended up in Cuba fighting a war.

Seriously. What the hell.

Ub3rSlug says:
(# 4) on 11/30/2007 00:27

Watch out man! With Destructoid's dependence on the man, you might get banned/fired for this!

Don't say I didn't warn you!

(Change title to Kane & Lynch is a SUPER, HAPPY, FUN, FUN, GREAT GAME!)

brosef says:
(# 5) on 11/30/2007 00:31

No room for honesty in journalism these days...

*sigh*

Maybe gamespot should've played or even looked at the damn thing before advertising it like it was the second coming of Crystal Pepsi. Or maybe they should've backed out of the advertising deal after the force of the suckage revealed itself. I can't imagine too many visitors to the site remaining loyal readers after being led astray on account of advertising ties.

Seriously, the game even looks piss poor.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 6) on 11/30/2007 00:35

I really liked the story in this game and disagree that there aren't any likable characters (personally, i love the two title characters... and that's about it), but everything else, he's right on.

Volomon says:
(# 7) on 11/30/2007 02:14

What are you talking about there was no story, or barely any. Its was more an excuse to blow things up than a story. Though I agree the love the characters also and is the main reason I wanted the game. BTW the ending BLOWS and is my biggest complaint not of what happens in the end by the lack of length in the ending that explains anything. It feels like they just left allot out for part two which seeing this game isn't worth getting.

Necros says:
(# 8) on 11/30/2007 03:01

This game had so much potential. It's really a shame, the multiplayer sounded so cool.

atheistium says:
(# 9) on 11/30/2007 05:10

thanks for posting it. my exact feelings on the game.

Trevor McGee says:
(# 10) on 11/30/2007 06:17

Honesty is rewarded with a boot in the ass and box full of your shit.

Thornnn says:
(# 11) on 11/30/2007 08:21

Wow looks like Sucky Game sucks.

Kryptinite says:
(# 12) on 11/30/2007 08:42

i was actually thinking about getting this. Oh well.

Snaileb says:
(# 13) on 11/30/2007 09:50

f*ck that!

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