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Kane & Lynch is an UGLY, UGLY, GAME!
tehuberone | 11:53 PM on 11.29.2007 17 comments




This is how reviews should be.


Also, Fuck Gamespot's higher ups.

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Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:11
Rider Chop
man, he ripped that game to shreds.

good work guy from some website I dont go to!
this is certainly a breath of fresh air
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:17
bottled dark
that looked like bad boys 3.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:17
Pedro Blandino
ron, mail him cards. his review was spot on.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:21
Tino
Me and a friend dragged ourselves through the majority of the game.


You know, up until you ended up in Cuba fighting a war.

Seriously. What the hell.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:27
Ub3rSlug
Watch out man! With Destructoid's dependence on the man, you might get banned/fired for this!

Don't say I didn't warn you!

(Change title to Kane & Lynch is a SUPER, HAPPY, FUN, FUN, GREAT GAME!)
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:31
brosef
No room for honesty in journalism these days...

*sigh*

Maybe gamespot should've played or even looked at the damn thing before advertising it like it was the second coming of Crystal Pepsi. Or maybe they should've backed out of the advertising deal after the force of the suckage revealed itself. I can't imagine too many visitors to the site remaining loyal readers after being led astray on account of advertising ties.

Seriously, the game even looks piss poor.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 00:35
Brian Szabelski
I really liked the story in this game and disagree that there aren't any likable characters (personally, i love the two title characters... and that's about it), but everything else, he's right on.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 02:14
Volomon
What are you talking about there was no story, or barely any. Its was more an excuse to blow things up than a story. Though I agree the love the characters also and is the main reason I wanted the game. BTW the ending BLOWS and is my biggest complaint not of what happens in the end by the lack of length in the ending that explains anything. It feels like they just left allot out for part two which seeing this game isn't worth getting.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 03:01
Bob Muir
This game had so much potential. It's really a shame, the multiplayer sounded so cool.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 05:10
atheistium
thanks for posting it. my exact feelings on the game.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 06:17
Trevor McGee
Honesty is rewarded with a boot in the ass and box full of your shit.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 08:21
Thornnn
Wow looks like Sucky Game sucks.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 08:42
Kryptinite
i was actually thinking about getting this. Oh well.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/30/2007 09:50
Snaileb
f*ck that!
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