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Kane & Lynch is an UGLY, UGLY, GAME!
tehuberone | 11:53 PM on 11.29.2007 17 comments




This is how reviews should be.


Also, Fuck Gamespot's higher ups.

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Rider Chop's Destructoid Blog
man, he ripped that game to shreds.

good work guy from some website I dont go to!
this is certainly a breath of fresh air
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
that looked like bad boys 3.
Pedro Blandino's Destructoid Blog
ron, mail him cards. his review was spot on.
Tino's Destructoid Blog
Me and a friend dragged ourselves through the majority of the game.


You know, up until you ended up in Cuba fighting a war.

Seriously. What the hell.
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Watch out man! With Destructoid's dependence on the man, you might get banned/fired for this!

Don't say I didn't warn you!

(Change title to Kane & Lynch is a SUPER, HAPPY, FUN, FUN, GREAT GAME!)
brosef's Destructoid Blog
No room for honesty in journalism these days...

*sigh*

Maybe gamespot should've played or even looked at the damn thing before advertising it like it was the second coming of Crystal Pepsi. Or maybe they should've backed out of the advertising deal after the force of the suckage revealed itself. I can't imagine too many visitors to the site remaining loyal readers after being led astray on account of advertising ties.

Seriously, the game even looks piss poor.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
I really liked the story in this game and disagree that there aren't any likable characters (personally, i love the two title characters... and that's about it), but everything else, he's right on.
Volomon's Destructoid Blog
What are you talking about there was no story, or barely any. Its was more an excuse to blow things up than a story. Though I agree the love the characters also and is the main reason I wanted the game. BTW the ending BLOWS and is my biggest complaint not of what happens in the end by the lack of length in the ending that explains anything. It feels like they just left allot out for part two which seeing this game isn't worth getting.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
This game had so much potential. It's really a shame, the multiplayer sounded so cool.
atheistium's Destructoid Blog
thanks for posting it. my exact feelings on the game.
Trevor McGee's Destructoid Blog
Honesty is rewarded with a boot in the ass and box full of your shit.
Thornnn's Destructoid Blog
Wow looks like Sucky Game sucks.
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
i was actually thinking about getting this. Oh well.
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
f*ck that!


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