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I Dare You to Eat This (NVGR)
tehuberone \| 2:06 AM on 04.06.2009	21 comments

What would satisfy you more?

A Hot N Spicy McChicken?

Or

A Big Ass BK Burger.

1. Go to your local Burger King.
2. Order a Triple Steakhouse XT 3 Cheese Burger.
3. Make sure they understand what you want.
4. Joke with the cashier. (The guy told me i couldn't finish it there and if I did he'd buy me a free one. I did and
then got my friend one.)
5.Consume.
6. For kicks: Go back to the counter and order a dutch apple pie.

Limit one burger a day.

NOW GO FEAST.

Special Note: Same hand used in both pictures for size comparison.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

vexed alex

What

nebones

Bring it

ChronosWing

Do you live in Texas? I highly doubt my BK here will have any clue what this is if I tried to order it. But if you live in Texas I understand, all the fast food chains in Texas have some kind of huge fucking sandwich or burger or 60oz drink 100gallon fry bag. Really that's nothing. Wanna see a fucking burger!?

I got that sucker in some truck stop in Arizona, only thing you got for eating it all was a t-shirt and your picture on the wall. Needless to say I said fuck that and only ate about half of it before my stomach was going to explode.

tehuberone

Noice Chrono. And Yeah im in TX, but i think the XT is a nation wide burger.

ChronosWing

Nah I just checked online, the steakhouse XT burgers aren't even on their menu. The new thing right now is still those burger shots which are awful. Must just be a Texas thing, everything's bigger in Texas. I used to drive through Texas a lot when I drove trucks and fast food places their always tended to have stuff the rest of the country didn't. Dairy Queen I distinctly remember has a "Texas Size" for their meals and I think it's like 42oz drink and a giant ass box of fries.

tehuberone

Yeah the shots came out a week before these. Apparently the XTs are sold in New York at the BK bar.

RAB

you seen the 100x100 some guys got at in n out? shit's disgusting. just google it, you'll find it.

TheToiletDuck

Relevant to your interests

RonBurgandy2010

Thank you, I get to use these again:

Bulkmailer

Pillburger is yummy.

MrSlippery

holy shit I can feel my heart stopping. Silly americans and your gigantic portions.

srsly, that burger almost looks as wide as that girls chest.

Arttemis

What the hell is the price tag on a burger that size!? As a value menu connoisseur, I tend to stay away from any chain's named entrees... but if it's 4 times the size of a $1 burger for $4, I might have to try it out (if I can find it in FL).

MrSadistic

I used to eat the normal steakhouse burger all the time. The loaded one too, with mashed potatoes. I loved it, until around Christmas of last year when I had a real bad stomach virus for about two weeks. I made the mistake of buying one during that time period and I threw it back up that night.

Suffice it to say, I stopped eating them since then and even the thought of eating one makes me kinda sick now.

Diverse

Burger King is garbage. The only good thing they have are those cheesy tots.

JohZho

LOL I seriously LMAO.

Good post.

bottled dark

meh... ill pass.

it looks like death on buns.

Primo

dude that's disgusting. but I enjoyed this post.

13thDragon

I'll eat the one in the first pic RonBurgandy posted.

de BLOO

I see what you dun there 13thDragon!

I have a high metabolism and eat at least two large Domino pizzas everytime I buy some for the family.

But I ain't fat.

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