1. Go to your local Burger King.
2. Order a Triple Steakhouse XT 3 Cheese Burger.
3. Make sure they understand what you want.
4. Joke with the cashier. (The guy told me i couldn't finish it there and if I did he'd buy me a free one. I did and
then got my friend one.)
6. For kicks: Go back to the counter and order a dutch apple pie.
Limit one burger a day.
NOW GO FEAST.
Special Note: Same hand used in both pictures for size comparison.