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I Dare You to Eat This (NVGR)
tehuberone \| 2:06 AM on 04.06.2009	20 comments

What would satisfy you more?

A Hot N Spicy McChicken?

Or

A Big Ass BK Burger.

1. Go to your local Burger King.
2. Order a Triple Steakhouse XT 3 Cheese Burger.
3. Make sure they understand what you want.
4. Joke with the cashier. (The guy told me i couldn't finish it there and if I did he'd buy me a free one. I did and
then got my friend one.)
5.Consume.
6. For kicks: Go back to the counter and order a dutch apple pie.

Limit one burger a day.

NOW GO FEAST.

Special Note: Same hand used in both pictures for size comparison.

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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

vexed alex says:
(# 0) on 04/06/2009 02:17

What

nebones says:
(# 1) on 04/06/2009 02:23

Bring it

ChronosWing says:
(# 2) on 04/06/2009 02:38

Do you live in Texas? I highly doubt my BK here will have any clue what this is if I tried to order it. But if you live in Texas I understand, all the fast food chains in Texas have some kind of huge fucking sandwich or burger or 60oz drink 100gallon fry bag. Really that's nothing. Wanna see a fucking burger!?

I got that sucker in some truck stop in Arizona, only thing you got for eating it all was a t-shirt and your picture on the wall. Needless to say I said fuck that and only ate about half of it before my stomach was going to explode.

tehuberone says:
(# 3) on 04/06/2009 02:42

Noice Chrono. And Yeah im in TX, but i think the XT is a nation wide burger.

ChronosWing says:
(# 4) on 04/06/2009 02:53

Nah I just checked online, the steakhouse XT burgers aren't even on their menu. The new thing right now is still those burger shots which are awful. Must just be a Texas thing, everything's bigger in Texas. I used to drive through Texas a lot when I drove trucks and fast food places their always tended to have stuff the rest of the country didn't. Dairy Queen I distinctly remember has a "Texas Size" for their meals and I think it's like 42oz drink and a giant ass box of fries.

tehuberone says:
(# 5) on 04/06/2009 02:54

Yeah the shots came out a week before these. Apparently the XTs are sold in New York at the BK bar.

RAB says:
(# 6) on 04/06/2009 04:59

you seen the 100x100 some guys got at in n out? shit's disgusting. just google it, you'll find it.

TheToiletDuck says:
(# 7) on 04/06/2009 05:53

Relevant to your interests

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 8) on 04/06/2009 06:39

Thank you, I get to use these again:

Bulkmailer says:
(# 9) on 04/06/2009 09:46

Pillburger is yummy.

MrSlippery says:
(# 10) on 04/06/2009 11:42

holy shit I can feel my heart stopping. Silly americans and your gigantic portions.

srsly, that burger almost looks as wide as that girls chest.

Arttemis says:
(# 11) on 04/06/2009 11:42

What the hell is the price tag on a burger that size!? As a value menu connoisseur, I tend to stay away from any chain's named entrees... but if it's 4 times the size of a $1 burger for $4, I might have to try it out (if I can find it in FL).

MrSadistic says:
(# 12) on 04/06/2009 11:42

I used to eat the normal steakhouse burger all the time. The loaded one too, with mashed potatoes. I loved it, until around Christmas of last year when I had a real bad stomach virus for about two weeks. I made the mistake of buying one during that time period and I threw it back up that night.

Suffice it to say, I stopped eating them since then and even the thought of eating one makes me kinda sick now.

Diverse says:
(# 13) on 04/06/2009 11:52

Burger King is garbage. The only good thing they have are those cheesy tots.

JoZo says:
(# 14) on 04/06/2009 12:09

LOL I seriously LMAO.

Good post.

bottled dark says:
(# 15) on 04/06/2009 13:52

meh... ill pass.

it looks like death on buns.

Primo says:
(# 16) on 04/06/2009 13:59

dude that's disgusting. but I enjoyed this post.

13thDragon says:
(# 17) on 04/06/2009 14:00

I'll eat the one in the first pic RonBurgandy posted.

de BLOO says:
(# 18) on 04/06/2009 15:10

I see what you dun there 13thDragon!

I have a high metabolism and eat at least two large Domino pizzas everytime I buy some for the family.

But I ain't fat.

brainderailment says:
(# 19) on 04/06/2009 23:23

Awesome. Also, Pillburger is sleepy.

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