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A Thursday Night- Peaceful Lasagna
tehuberone | 2:13 AM on 06.11.2010 8 comments


Peaceful Lasagna

Well, hello again
Howdy, new friends
Let me grab a microwave
gotta heat a plate of waves
Gotta noodle in the nuker,
BEEP. Shit its done.
My noodle feeds off of these noodles
Drugs to me, Lasagna on a spatula
Leads into my tummy being yummy, touchin my uvula
Feels like a mummy wrapped in these rhymes as if to call em raps, funny.

I turn on the tube, grab a coke,
contemplate about having another smoke.
Turn off the tube, fire up a smoke,
exterminate, extinguish, whatever rather toke.
T.V. back on, ass planted like a donkey in the pot
Accelerate the top of the particles on the flowers,
load up the shapes that be shootin eachother
Ephemeral nightmare, the lights they start to stare but i dont care
cuz im Playin like a pro, in the zone on dro, way too high to be considered low.
Happenin in real time, and participatin in the writing of this poemthang, another toke another damn game.

What the hells should i do? Grabs a dew..
Crak pop goes the tab that i mentions i has
going crazy now like monkey in the mall,
Whos melon splits bananas,
i've gone bananas, gone bonkers to,
personality split into two,
three or four, hell grab a Splicer, invite a few more.

Brains so shocked, im a Bio-Zombie
Biologically created for these games see?
Perfect scores tend to follow me.
Add me as a friend, launch Geometry Wars 2
Go to Pacifism and beat my score foo'.
Toodles other dude, im out, gotta put it down
noodles were good, you were great, peace im outta town.

Shit forgot to give you my gamertag
Remember the Zero, no 0 nono
Its Tehuber0ne, got it in the brain bag?



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