Peaceful Lasagna

Well, hello again
Howdy, new friends
Let me grab a microwave
gotta heat a plate of waves
Gotta noodle in the nuker,
BEEP. Shit its done.
My noodle feeds off of these noodles
Drugs to me, Lasagna on a spatula
Leads into my tummy being yummy, touchin my uvula
Feels like a mummy wrapped in these rhymes as if to call em raps, funny.

I turn on the tube, grab a coke,
contemplate about having another smoke.
Turn off the tube, fire up a smoke,
exterminate, extinguish, whatever rather toke.
T.V. back on, ass planted like a donkey in the pot
Accelerate the top of the particles on the flowers,
load up the shapes that be shootin eachother
Ephemeral nightmare, the lights they start to stare but i dont care
cuz im Playin like a pro, in the zone on dro, way too high to be considered low.
Happenin in real time, and participatin in the writing of this poemthang, another toke another damn game.

What the hells should i do? Grabs a dew..
Crak pop goes the tab that i mentions i has
going crazy now like monkey in the mall,
Whos melon splits bananas,
i've gone bananas, gone bonkers to,
personality split into two,
three or four, hell grab a Splicer, invite a few more.

Brains so shocked, im a Bio-Zombie
Biologically created for these games see?
Perfect scores tend to follow me.
Add me as a friend, launch Geometry Wars 2
Go to Pacifism and beat my score foo'.
Toodles other dude, im out, gotta put it down
noodles were good, you were great, peace im outta town.

Shit forgot to give you my gamertag
Remember the Zero, no 0 nono
Its Tehuber0ne, got it in the brain bag?

Meow, oh... cow.
Wow.
How?
POW POW POW.
Blocks breakin, shakin.
Sewer walls, i makem quakin,
now im straight racin to the top,
bop bop bop..

Damn straight sewAhcide,
exterminatin sewers befo" i die,
taken the MB off the back of the bomb,
this shits not super but keepin me calm.
still even with the MB,
I'm a half a tank empty.
not quite fully,
but almost now lets see...
f*ck, you, LUIGI...
this games like a pill.

Pipes full, just got my fill,
Changin games, yeah super ill.
Dr. Mario or the one with the hills?
load it, fast forward to kills,
straight shootin at shit on the screen
get it? gettin down, like a 'fiene, frostin skulls with kerosene,
beep beep boop boop, now in matchmakin..

Im..... bored out of my mind,
prev-ious-ly, if you hit rewind,
it was my Super Mario time.
Now adrenaline runnin, from gunnin, blastin, layin mines,
or maybe im just energized from the satisfaction my FPS provides,
however this weather, is quite stimulating, making me wish it was the game that I was playing,
the weather guide
Yeah shootin lightening for me,
is fun not frightening you see?
Flip it like a coin, yup the lightening was at shootin me,
chargin like a phone my mind is hella wired.
Anti-Tired like a Spike Strip, Naked Volleyball, yeah, games hip.

My friend Amelia got this tat the other day, thought it was blog worthy.

Name all the mushrooms in the comments and you get a gold star.

I miss you guys.

What would satisfy you more?

A Hot N Spicy McChicken?


Or

A Big Ass BK Burger.


1. Go to your local Burger King.
2. Order a Triple Steakhouse XT 3 Cheese Burger.
3. Make sure they understand what you want.
4. Joke with the cashier. (The guy told me i couldn't finish it there and if I did he'd buy me a free one. I did and
then got my friend one.)
5.Consume.
6. For kicks: Go back to the counter and order a dutch apple pie.

Limit one burger a day.

NOW GO FEAST.


Special Note: Same hand used in both pictures for size comparison.

Are you legal yet?

...and started having lots of sex.