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Top 10 Reasons to Give tehArtist a *WORKING* Xbox360
tehArtist | 9:29 PM on 10.15.2007 5 comments




Greetings out there once again Dtoid Nation..

I'm rather bored, and not much is going on in the IRC tonight, so I thought I would just do something completely and utterly stupid. If you aren't into random stupid begging, then just turn away now.

As most of you know, I'm on some grand quest to obtain myself an Xbox360 so that I can participate in Friday Night Fights. My job hunt isn't going well, and my sub work isn't staying steady. So that quest has all but gone stagnant. So, tonight I bring you for a few cheap lulz, the top 10 reasons someone out there should donate me *WORKING* xbox360.


10. He wouldn't have to buy a new heater for the winter.
9. He will send you nude photos upon request.
8. He will vow never again to post 1/2 naked photos of himself(#48) in the efforts just to win something in a Destructoid.com Contest so he can sell it for the 360 fund.
7. You will always have someone to play Halo 3 with.
6 When tehArtist becomes extremely excited he tends to squeal like a little girl. It's entertaining, trust me.
5. He will preform any type of devious/questionable/or Sexual act as long as you promise to tell no one.
4. tehArtist secretly wants to whisper sweet nothings into BigPopaGamer's ear.
3. tehArtist hopes to get laid by some random gamerchick he might meet on line.
2. tehArtist will pretend to be a GamerWhore and have erotic chat with you for hours on end.
1. You will prevent tehArtist from becoming 'an hero'!


This is just one of my random 'Just for lulz' posts. However, if anyone truly wants to donate me a working 360. I will gladly pay for shipping. If someone comes up with a reason for the top ten, feel free to leave it in comments, and if it makes me lulz, it might get added.

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No B.S. Ways to get Government Grants!
tehArtist | 8:56 AM on 10.15.2007 14 comments




You wouldn't believe all of the easy way to get free money from the US government.

* business
* child care
* health Care
* personal grants to attend U.S. Colleges
* 1st time home buyers/owners
* education
* adult education
* minorities
* affordable housing
* African American scholarships
* after school grants
* agriculture funding
* Pell grants
* art
* aviation research
* beauty school
* business grants and loans
* law enforcement
* Grants for women to start a business
* business startup
* state grants for all us states
* catholic/Christian school grants
* character education grants
* college students
* crime prevention
* dance school
* Renovate an Old House
* low income housing
* non profit organization
* research
* real estate
* fine art
* agriculture
* Federal Direct Loans
* Scholarship Programs
* Free Tutoring
* Free Tuition If You’re Over 55
* Home Business Assistance
* Minority assistance programs
* day care center
* research
* environmental education
* photography
* engineers
* entrepreneurs
* writers
* Hispanic educational grants
* law school
* music education
* nursing
* single parent
* innovative research
* special education
* private foundation
* home improvement
* home repair
* foundation grants
* foreign students
* religious
* farms & farming
* school
* start a business
* single mother
* housing
* job training

Just to name a few...



These opprotunities require little to no effort and many can be done ONLINE! How great is that! You don't have to do anything that requires lots of hard work and presents a large margine of failure like start a blog. The blogs of the internet are already soo diverse, it's highly difficult to get noticed and get subscribers. In fact, you can make more money flipping mystry patties down at the local Dairy Queen than you can ever make as an independet blogger on a site like blogger.com. This is legitimate no B.S. Government Grants.



Matthews PROVEN system will get you the money you have been needing for quite some time. If you don't belive it, try it today RISK FREE for 90 days. If you still aren't convinced you can get a full refund of your money!

So what are you waiting for! GET STARTED TODAY!!!

Notice: This clog is in no way associated with Matthew Lesko or Matthew Lesko associates, it's just a wild pun to show you how some people like to fill your head full of bullshit!

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Random Smoking Crab *30 Seconds of your life you can't get back*
tehArtist | 12:38 AM on 10.15.2007 5 comments


Just because I'm bored and found this amusing...




Hope you enjoyed

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Guitar Hero III comes to PC and Mac
tehArtist | 10:06 PM on 10.14.2007 8 comments




Greetings once again out there Dtoid Nation...

Kotaku.com is reporting that Guitar Hero III is also going to be coming to the Mac.

This could be very good news for the PC and Mac communities, as you know that there will be a SHITLOAD of use created content possibilities for the PC and Mac Versions of this. I have never heard of kotaku.com but Wal-Mart.com already has it listed.

I haven't seen any reports of this on Dtoid yet, so I thought I would pass this tidbit of info along to the Dtoid Nation.

As always, have a good evening, and happy gaming!

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Maple Story TV Ad
tehArtist | 4:44 PM on 10.13.2007 4 comments




I saw this ad late last night during a rerun of SouthPark, I thought that Maple story sucked. However, the ad is rather random and only slightly funny, ok, it's stupid. But still, why would they invade TV to advertise a game that sucks this bad.

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Theory, Propaganda, and Random Bullshit *SSBB Delay*
tehArtist | 11:24 AM on 10.12.2007 16 comments




Greetings out there once again Dtoid Nation

As everyone knows the Nintendo Wii has some great games coming to table this Holiday season with titles such as Batallion Wars 2, Mario Galaxy, and NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams. Unfortunately however, Nintendo has somewhat dropped the ball on it’s fans which is something they have been good at in past generations. The big announcement this week Super Smash Brothers Brawl is Delayed once again. This has been the big buzz on Nintendo this week, however I can honestly say I’m not surprised.

Theory



The Nintendo Wii as everyone knows has had immaculate success in it’s first year, surpassing the current market leader (Xbox360) in less than 6 months. This great success has created a great shortage of the Nintendo Wii this holiday season. The New York Post even ran an article on Monday about the ’Wii Woes’ for anxious gamers this holiday season. (I never realized how much profit Nintendo could rake in with software sales on each console).

From a business standpoint, this shortage of consoles is obviously the reason for pushing back Brawl until February. This is the logical thing to do with a title that is going to absolutely push systems left and right. We all have good feeling that with the release of Super Mario Galaxy, it will have the potential to be a system seller, and with the long list of games due out the day after (20 Tittles), Nintendo is pushing to over double it’s current shelf library. I don’t remember honestly the last Holiday season I have seen so many game release for a single season within such a short period of time, that’s in its’ first year, if anyone would like to point me towards an article on that, I would be appreciated.



The push back of Brawl until February not only gives Nintendo a 2nd Christmas in 08, it gives gamers a chance to catch up on all the other great titles that are hitting us before the end of 07. This short delay might also give Nintendo the opportunity to catch up with the current demand of the Nintendo Wii console before it creates itself an even larger demand with the release of Brawl. Sounds logical to me, and I am willing to put good faith in this theory. Nintendo would potentially double their profits from the slew of gamers that are only purchasing the Wii this holiday season for brawl, you know as well as I do, those gamers are going to pick up a few games to tide them over till brawl.

Also, I think Nintendo doesn’t want to really shadow the release of Super Mario Galaxy, with quickly releasing its other largest first party title less than 30 day later.

Propaganda

There has been much speculation on the internet as to why Brawl was delayed. From a complete only restructure, to the addition of voice, all the way over to Reggie overshooting the capabilities of the Brawl Development team.

I don’t honestly think Nintendo has plans to restructure the online just yet, until friend codes become soo much of a problem that 3rd party’s stop developing for Nintendo all together, Nintendo will think that the Wii Friend Codes work. However, when you think about it, how many games have actually USED the friend codes. Strikers Charged uses a game code, which is stupidity at it’s best. EA Sports uses it’s own internal messenger style friends. I don’t really think this is as huge an issue as everyone is making it out to be at this point.

The addition of voice is something I honestly can’t wait for to the Nintendo Wii Console, as I sit and play Mario Strikers Charged during Friday Night Fights or am getting my ass kicked in a quick round of NBA Live 08, I would love nothing more than to taunt my opponent and get into their head a little to give myself that slight edge. Ultimately, if Nintendo were going to delay Brawl, just to add voice, I’m sure they would have put it in their announcement. This would have sent most Wii owners into an overwhelming ecstasy.

Finally, we come to Reggie overshooting the capabilities of the Brawl Development team. To my knowledge, Reggie is your average corporate tool, he tells people what he is told to tell them. Reggie is nothing more than the puppet of the corporation, and his goal is to help boost sales. He done a great job of keeping Americas thoughts and opinions on the Nintendo Wii Console high. Spite your average 14y/o who enjoys scouting the internet for topics on the Wii and posting things such as ‘360 and PC FTW’ or ‘WiiSUCKS!’ the wii has been widely and popularly and widely received as a contender this year in the console market.


The Random Bullshit



Yes, now it’s time for that great American bullshit fest. The Wii has finally returned to the top of the list shortly after being nudged out for only a short amount of time by the 360 during the launch of Halo3. Just for my pure enjoyment and pleasure, and to watch the masses of nubs falling into that giant proverbial vat of ‘Hateraide’ here you go…










That little white box that nobody thought could, is still selling like Rash Ointment after a long hot night of Necros Love! Also, Fonzie is gay!

As always out there Dtoid Nation…

Have a Great Day, and Happy Gaming!!

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