Greetings out there once again Dtoid Nation..

I'm rather bored, and not much is going on in the IRC tonight, so I thought I would just do something completely and utterly stupid. If you aren't into random stupid begging, then just turn away now.

As most of you know, I'm on some grand quest to obtain myself an Xbox360 so that I can participate in Friday Night Fights. My job hunt isn't going well, and my sub work isn't staying steady. So that quest has all but gone stagnant. So, tonight I bring you for a few cheap lulz, the top 10 reasons someone out there should donate me *WORKING* xbox360.


10. He wouldn't have to buy a new heater for the winter.
9. He will send you nude photos upon request.
8. He will vow never again to post 1/2 naked photos of himself(#48) in the efforts just to win something in a Destructoid.com Contest so he can sell it for the 360 fund.
7. You will always have someone to play Halo 3 with.
6 When tehArtist becomes extremely excited he tends to squeal like a little girl. It's entertaining, trust me.
5. He will preform any type of devious/questionable/or Sexual act as long as you promise to tell no one.
4. tehArtist secretly wants to whisper sweet nothings into BigPopaGamer's ear.
3. tehArtist hopes to get laid by some random gamerchick he might meet on line.
2. tehArtist will pretend to be a GamerWhore and have erotic chat with you for hours on end.
1. You will prevent tehArtist from becoming 'an hero'!


This is just one of my random 'Just for lulz' posts. However, if anyone truly wants to donate me a working 360. I will gladly pay for shipping. If someone comes up with a reason for the top ten, feel free to leave it in comments, and if it makes me lulz, it might get added.