Greetings out there once again Dtoid Nation

By popular demand, GamerWhore v2.0 is now here! I know in the first GamerWhore posting I said it would be the only one. However after some changes to the way I have done it, and a few more extra precautions, I now bring you GamerWhore v2.0. This time I bring you the quest of a sometimes 16 y/o, sometimes not a 16y/o gamer whore who is a bisexual and looking for a little NSA fun attached on ye ole Craigslist.

After combing through the mass amounts of cock shots I received, I'm bringing you a best of to this Epic series. Also keep in mind, specifics have been edited out and photo's have been photo shopped to obscure the identity of the truly stupid for their own sake.

So without any further banter, I am proud to present to you, the best of the best from GamerWhore V2.0!!


Our first candidate



After the many airings of Chris Hansens' 'to Catch a predator'. You would think that many more people would be more careful about the types of ads they replied to online. Keep in mind, that with the craigslist posting, I never actually stated my age, I saved that for the first email. To My surprise a few people were actually STILL interested after I revealed my age.

His first message

Well I am older than you asked for but figured why not at least say hello. I am 42, in Louisville, 5-11, 190#'s with light brown hair and blue eyes. Hope to hear back from you. Name Edited

My Reply

When it comes to just fucking, I'm not very specific on age hehe.

I'm 16 and actually live near Elk Creek.

His Reply
Well, now that I've gotten up off the floor I'd have to say I'm game. Not real sure where elk creek is though. I've attached a picture

My Reply
It's just slightly south of Louisville in Bullitt county. What would you invision as your perfect evening with me? hehe. As you can imagine (because i'm fucking hawt), I've had alot of responses, so why not spice it up a bit and give me a reason not to just forget you exist. (i'm also slightly dominant, does it show?) You should'nt be floored. All women have needs, and I'm one of them, most girls just would never admit it that they want it as bad as you do. I have a higher than normal sexual appetite however.

His Reply
Well I'd be perfectly willing to pick you up somewhere and let you have your way with me. It would involve alot of me nibbling, rubbing, and eating you, before finding out how many positions we could accomplish. I do very much enjoy oral and sex from the bottom position.

My Reply
You want to fuck me in a car? I'm not some fucking tralior park hoooker for fucks sakes!

His Final Reply
No, back to my place

This guy is bold to say the least. I don't honestly believe he has seen an episode of 'To Catch a Predator'. I don't really know whats more disturbing, the bright yellow shirt or the fact that the guy is soo cheap that he is drinking diet Dollar Store brand cola. He could at least be classy enough to spring for the Wal-Mart brand of cola Sams Choice. He didn't seem to be too impressed with the licking photo, as he never commented on it, however, I'm sure his gears were truly turning in that thick head of his.

Rated Most Disturbing



This guy actually also sent along a cockshot I felt no need to share with you guys. It was actually rather disturbing, because it appears he truly has no balls! If you just must have the cock shot, I at least need a good photo of ron workman to paste on it to keep it rated R for censorship purposes. Update: I got a workable photo of Mr. Workman. On a side note, I didn't really need rons entire picture, but put it there for dramatic effect, this guy was an inch shy of being his mothers favorite daughter.





His Initial Response to my ad

im lookin for someone to come over, hang out and play a game or two. then suck my hard cock and fuck til the end of the night.

My Reply

how about going a little more in depth about yourself, like how old ya are. and a little more than you just want a BJ? My self, you have seen my pic and I'm a 16/f..btw..how are you soo sure I'm gonna be the one doing the sucking? My warm wet pussy is in need of some rought tounge service.

Unfortunately, I never got a reply from this guy, at least I haven't as of the time of this writing. I don't know what disturbed me more. The fact that he thinks a hot chick on the internet wants to see his penis, OR, he actually thinks a hot chick on the internet would ACTUALLY be interested in him.

Some of the cheesiest crap I've ever seen!



So far, louisville on craigslist hasn't been that great of a place. I need to probably focus on smaller towns, those seem to have the most interesting people, so I truly appologise. None the less, lets move on to guy number 3. This guy is just very long winded. He doesn't really say alot, however, he did send me yet another ron+photoshop+cockshot=opportunity. I'm sure the repercussions of me picking on ron so much to this point will be fierce. However, I'm sure we will settle things in dukes of hazzard fashion by brawling it out down at the local boars nest then both sleeping with the first daisy duke we come across.



His one and only...epilog?

His one and only message to me, since I chose not to reply, and feared that the internet would crash from his long winded 1970's style pickup lines

Wow I am stunned maybe Im captivated, I dunno but you are gorgeous.What a ad I found on Craigs list today (yours silly girl). Then when I looked at your pic something bad happened, I hit my damn head on my monitor trying to get a better view. Ok so Im just a little stupid, I think it;s genetic. Your smile and your eyes have left a lump in the middle of my forehead, should I call 911?Thats why Im responding to your ad, I am more than intrigued by you, in fact I find myself completely captivated.My name is EDITED, (no dammit not the cable guy) Im a southern boy born and raised in Kentucky and played football at University of Tennessee. My values are based one integrity, honesty, and making the most of everyday and every minute. I don39;t waiver on my morals or ethics in business or in my personal life. Im a professional, work as a Publisher for a major newspaper group.I just moved to EDITED, from EDITED, like 4 days ago. I absolutely love it so far.I race stock cars for fun on the weekends but no Im not a redneck. I just love competing and winning. Yes I ski, play golf, basketball, coach a semi pro football team, used to coach in the Arena Football League..... so what if I like sports does that make me a bad person?My heart sits empty waiting to be filled by someone that understands the importance of having fun in life. The whole gotta have drama thing seems to be at epidemic levels right now, and it's just not for me.So send me a line or 100 back if you have an interest in having a newest bestest friend.Ya see you're getting responses from boys and not men, if ya wanna have some fun and get some real benefits stick with men baby. I'm 39 and as you can tell very well equipped and yes Im ready to play.Smiles for youName Edited

I have never in my life honestly seen something soo cheesey in all my life. You would think a guy who has played College football, and apparently been all over the US, would be able to come up with better lines than this. Did I mention that Ron could truly put Heather Brookes out of a job?





FIN!

I hope you have enjoyed this edition of GamerWhore v2.0. I know the content/quality is slightly lacking from that of the last. However, I changed entirely the way I wnet about it and I'm getting used to using hotmail all over again. It's very difficult to sort through nearly 200+ emails to pick out a few that could be considered lulz worth because after about the first 150 being nothing more than horny ole pedo bears sending you messages saying 'hey wanna fuck' with a disgusting cock shot attached, it begins to take a toll on the mind.


NOTICE: I need photos of gamer chicks in provocative poses to continue this. I don't want to use the same photo for every listing. I need ideas for the write up, and bio for gamer girl in the postings on craigslist. I think this will be the only 'Chris Hansen' based version that I will ever do. I think for the others, I will return to the nerdcore style photos posting as a gamerwhore in her early to mid 20's. So look for her in a craigslist city near you



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update: I'm glad this has been such a hit with the dtoid community overall. I will do my best to make this happen at least once a week if not more until I have hit every city on craigslist. If this ever becomes a well known hoax however, I will probably resort to trolling Yahoo chatrooms and talking with dirty old pedophiles there and then giving them Ron Workmans photograph.