Greetings out there once again Dtoid Nation..


For those of you who don't join us in IRC, you are missing out. Between me bitching about random things and the non stop homosexual tendencies of Hitogoroshi, we try our best to find a few 'lulz' to get us through the evening. So last night, thanks to some creative suggestions from ProfessorPew GamerWhore was born. How desperate could the men of Craisgslist (the actual listing of GamerWhore) really be. Well, come to find out, some of them are quite desperate, and creepy. So what does this mean, well, this means a GamerWhore post to share the 'lulz' with the rest of Dtoid Nation.




Ah, the first Victim of GamerWhore


This guys photo alone creeped me out to the point I chose NOT to reply to him. I don't know if it was his chubby freckled face, or his funny looking lazy left eye. However, I just felt safer not replying. HAHA. He is obviously some type of pedophile, you can tell by looking at the guy, this guy just screams 'I give candy to children and invite them over to play video games'.

None the less here is his message:

whats up gamerwhore, nicholasville treating you well or is it boring as hell? What games are you into? i play alot of 360 on the internet. what kinds of games are you into in the bedroom? have you ever used a strapon? im a bisexual from city edited and prefer men over women but i think you are really cute in your picture and would like to see what happens. if you like we can meet at my place in city edited

Now, I don't know whats more disturbing, the fact that he 'seems' to be a nice guy, or the fact that this guy is on xbl with your children.


Now we are on to Victim number 2



You have to keep this in mind, I had to pick hte best of the best, as GamerWhore got alot of replys, many of which were nothing but cockshots and i didn't feel like editing a million of those to make this post SFW. Here is this guys message.

I am 21, red hair, 6'3", 235#, worked in hobby and game stores since I was 15, spent more money on nxtgen consoles then I make. Not sure how, I am very literate (now I will wtf pwnmispell everything in this email, so you're welcome.) I am funny most of the time, Nice, naturally Dominant, but do play switch when she starts to whine Im being too bossy. I'm in to most every kink, and am very open-minded.

I will keep you posted on this guy, as he has yet to reply back to me.

Victim Number 3



Some people out there are just truly desperate. I have a feeling that this guy suffers from never getting feedback, or callbacks. First suggestion I could make to him is don't send an 'angry face' photo or photos that make you look like a loser.

I freakin' loved your ad. Haha! You have a good sense of humor! I'm 24 yrs, 6'3" tall, average bodytype, insanely without limits. We should chat sometime. My phone # is edited out, my yahoo IM is edited out, and my AIM is edited out. Contact me if you dare.

WOW, 3 forms of contact. Poor guy just screams desperate, and with a face that only a mother could love, i'm sure he is much entitled to the title of 'Desperation King! However, I'm almost positive that this guy plays World of Warcraft because of his Yahoo Screen Name.

Victim Number 4



This guy understands description HAHA. And I"m sure this one will speak for itself. However, I'm wondering if he left duct tape and shovel off the list intentionally or just forgot.

Necessities:
Cockring
Vibrator or dildo
Lubricant
Whipped cream
Ice cubes
Chocolate sauce
Variety of fresh fruit
Handcuffs or ropes
Handkerchief
Candles
Belt or a riding crop
I am very talented: practice makes perfect.
I would tie you up using cuffs or ropes or belts. Then place the handkerchief over your eyes (fear increases pleasure/orgasms). Then I would alternate between titillating you with whipped cream on your nipples and licking it off….putting chocolate on my cock and letting you lick it off….putting an ice cube in my mouth and slowly licking on your nipples….a little fruit……then some candle wax on your nipples, quickly cooled off with more ice cubes….then some wax down the crack of your ass, followed by my tongue…..then taking a vibrator slowly to your clit while sucking on your nipples……whipped cream on your asshole licked off…..a little hair pull thrown in for good measure…..then probably taking you from behind, fucking you slowly while using a belt or riding crop on your ass….then turning you over and putting your legs over my shoulders and pounding you into submission…..

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My Reply

Yes, it went through, hehe you are very cute.
So you consider yourself a talented fucker. How talented are you? What would a perfect night with me be, and be as descriptive as possible, getting me interested is only half the battle. Taming me is the other half.

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I am on the far left in the blue shirt…..

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My Reply:
You can send your photo to this address hehe.

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GamerWhore,
I am a whore myself. Of course I prefer biting to bytes and cockrings to controllers. However this minor variation is insignificant to the underlying purpose here: pleasure. You game for pleasure. You fuck for pleasure. You are talented at gaming. I am talented at fucking. I don’t know if any other factors are relevant.
This is the second time I sent this email; the first time craigslist emailed me back b/c my pic attached was too big. So please give me another email addy to send my pic to.
I look forward to hearing from you…..
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Thats all that I have for now, I will keep this thread updated as i get more replies, and will add to it if I get any more 'lulz' replies from this craigslist posting. If you happen to be one of the victims of GamerWhore, I am not responsible for your embarrassment, you shouldn't be soo fucking desperate as to answer a personal ad on craigslist, you set yourself up when you decided to reply to this add. You never have any way of knowing who is REALLY on the other end of the computer. Keep your eyes posted to my Dtoid blog as GamerWhore might actually be coming to a city near you if you guys find this even remotely entertaining.

And as always Dtoid nation keep it real, take it easy, and Happy Gaming!

Notice: Thanks to my extreme paranoia, and the comments by DVDdesign, this will be the one and only GamerWhore blog. Don't be angry with me, blame him for his 'goody-two-shoes' mentality to ruin everyones fun.