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20 years to Second Life
teach4food | 5:32 PM on 08.22.2008 16 comments




A over zealous and quite possibly unstable Second Life gamer was arrested in Delaware for
attempted kidnapping of her virtual ex-boyfriend. Well, the media report is kind because
the virtual ex-boyfriend is in fact a virtual lion in Second Life. The report states Kimberly
Jernigan, 33 of North Carolina, was so distraught after the virtual breakup she went into a
"downward spiral". She allegedly drove to Delaware, broke into his house, and lied in wait
for him. When he returned home he entered his house to see a stranger pointing an laser
beam object at him. He fled, called police, and upon their entering the house they found a
kidnap kit of duct tape, taser, BB gun, and handcuffs. They also found Kimberly's dog in the
bathroom duct taped (I guess she had to practice first or something). She was arrested an
hour later in Maryland after a brief struggle.



FYI, it says she is a virtual woman in the game. Unfortunately for her, in real life she will be
doing some real time. She is currently charged with attempted kidnapping, burglary, and
aggravated menacing (must be a fancy term for stalking).

I've played Second Life and have attended a virtual concert there and found the whole
experience rather bland. But then again I was'nt a lion hooking up with psychotic southern
girls.

You can read the news article here
http://cbs3.com/local/kimberly.jernigan.second.2.801089.html


Any Destrucoid Lions hunting the veld known as Second Life?



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Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:11
Half left
1) Brilliant title BTW, don't think we don't appreciate that.

2) Luckily I doubt the media will find a way to blame video games for this, as I don't think second life can be defined as such.

3) Second life creeps me out in countless ways.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:14
MrSadistic
I don't appreciate the title, but I did chuckle. Oh, and if the chick was really really hot, then I wouldn't mind her taping me and my dog up.
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:21
teach4food
@MRSADISTIC

I've added the only picture of her that I can find of her. Hopefully her virtual character was rendered better.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:36
ThunderHeartXI
Second Life and games made for completely social purposes have always been my bane. I've met one too many weirdos to ever even think of going back to an MMO or completely online game.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:41
Rifter01
BAHWHHAHHAH ... Funniest thing I've heard all day, yet.

Lol MR. Sadistic.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:46
Aaron Mxy Yost
Yet another reason why I will never, ever touch Second Life. Awesome headline btw.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 18:50
Cataract
Best title ever.


Hilariously sad story though. I fail to see how people get so absorbed into Second Life.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:01
Holyetheline
LOL

You just made my day.
Lurfadur's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 19:49
Lurfadur
From playing WoW and many other MMO games, I've found that most die-hard players are missing something in their life. They fill that empty void (no gf/bf, poor job, lousy family, etc...) by playing games like WoW and Second Life. Rather than snort coke all day, they raid or get married to lions...
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:01
adultswim810
second life is more of a job than a game. If it was a game itd be shit because there is nothing fun to do... seriously you render 3d objects and sell them FOR REAL MONEY and you can buy houses FOR REAL MONEY. I checked it out thinkin itd be like sims mmo, but alas it was not, it was a box of fail.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:25
Clockwork
Every time I hear about Second Life I remember that "Office" episode where Dwight plays Second Life.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 20:53
Cowzilla3
the dude almost got tasered. Good thing his has a god fearing fear of laser lights.
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 21:22
Paul Soth
Having played SL and dealing with the social misfits along with their various mental health deficiencies, this doesn't surprise me in the least. I swear, it seems like at least 25% of the players are distraught housewives or former distraught housewives after their messy divorces.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2008 21:32
-PL-
lol, this is funny. I've attempted to play second life a couple times in the past, but it just seems pointless to me. I need to kill things.

On a similar note, I made a YTMND a few years ago that got kind of popular, and a group of second life griefers used the image from my YTMND as part of their "doomsday device" which is used to crash Second Life instances. I'm actually quite honored by this.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2008 12:24
blehman
HAHAH!! I thought this was a second life post originally, so I didn't click on it. Touche, good sir, touche.
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