French President Nicolas Sarkozy: Man of the people. Fan of Counterstrike.
PARIS, FRANCE: Previously I reported about the formation of The Coalition of the Gaming Masses Who No Longer Wish To Fight Amongst Each Other an...
Pictured: Members of the Nintendo Party of CGMWNLWTFAEOFNSH™ training for a "Search and Destroy Romero" Operation in the Middle East.
Redmond, WA: Shock and Awe-mazing news coming down the pipeline today, and FOXToid is y...
The porn industry struck back at EA and Bioware's Space RPG title Mass Effect today because of it's use of "rampant, unprotected, unsolicited sex with humans and aliens."
"This is just wrong, and completely unfair," says t...
On this day 11 years ago, Cheeburga was born. To celebrate the surprising conception of one of my best friends, I bring you this:
In all cerealness, happy birthday, Chee! I <3 u, and you'll get your buttsecks tomorrow!
This version of the Tirade is not so much me bitching about shit that pisses me off, as I have already addressed that once today. No, this tirade is aimed simply at recounting what little I remember from this past weekend's ...
My good friend Grim just showed me this article by the Daily Texan's Hudson Lockett. Lockett poo poo's all over Gametrailers TV, stating the show is full of misinformation and is completely unorganized, yet manages to shit...
Prince is the greatest thing ever. Not man, thing. He is a musical phenom, a literary genius, and a god to all the sexy ladies.
That being said, no one has ever made a game starring Prince, or even mentioning Prince. Wh...
WTF will be a series I hope to not fail at keeping up with, chronicling the bastardization of all of our beloved childhood heroes.
Sonic hasn't had a very good life. He was amazing in his first few outings on the Genesis, ...
Jacky boy, you really need to get laid.
We all know about his quick to blame video game agenda at NIU, because honestly, that's all he can ever do, but now the man has become even more hilarious.
On a recent post that Kot...
Throughout the years we have seen countless couples. From the page, to the big screen, to our video games, love is a very endearing factor in just about every facet of entertainment and culture. That being said, who is the ...
No embed on this one sadly, but it's rather humourous. Robots act out a very memorable scene from Pulp Fiction. It also stars Dtoid's cousin, who I've affectionately named Nippletoid, as Brad
Click here to watch
And for added lulz™, more FatalFarm genius:
I love Concelmo. I just have to get that out of the way.
Okay now, on to what the point of this blog is.
Kokomo my dear awesome friend, as everyone knows, you have an unbelievably strong love for all things dolphin. With ...
About tazarthayoot One of us since 2:14 AM on 12.27.2006
Associate Editor for Tomopop.com Still, Destructoid's Number One Awesome Bad Ass guy thing...that went to Cancun.
Name: Tazar "Tha Yoot" Tha Yoot
Blood Type: Jazzy Neapolitan
Fighting Style: Irish Wobble and then fall down drunk
Favorite Stance: "Anal sex is still safer then regular sex"
Weapon of choice: by Fatboy Slim
Drug of choice: You know that smell of socks that haven't been washed for years, and have been worn by the same fat steel mill worker for years and years and years. And then you take those socks and you douse them in kerosene and feed them to a large quad-pedal animal (my personal preference: Hulk Hogan), and then subsequently rip them out of the stomach through the rib cage of said animal, and then slather them in mayonaise and leave them in the sun for several days?
That's not a drug, that's just silly.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: Hamsters
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: The Jazz Stylings of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Favorite Book: Def Jam's How to be a Player: The Abridged Version
Favorite Movies: Gonorrhea
Favorite Game: Failing at life.
Weakness: Favorite writer: Paris Hilton
Current room status: "Fucking Mansion"
Mood: GOD DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SLAM THE DOOR.