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Name: Tazar "Tha Yoot" Tha Yoot
Blood Type: Jazzy Neapolitan
Fighting Style: Irish Wobble and then fall down drunk
Favorite Stance: "Anal sex is still safer then regular sex"
Weapon of choice: by Fatboy Slim
Drug of choice: You know that smell of socks that haven't been washed for years, and have been worn by the same fat steel mill worker for years and years and years. And then you take those socks and you douse them in kerosene and feed them to a large quad-pedal animal (my personal preference: Hulk Hogan), and then subsequently rip them out of the stomach through the rib cage of said animal, and then slather them in mayonaise and leave them in the sun for several days?

That's not a drug, that's just silly.

1st Alternate Drug of choice: Hamsters
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: The Jazz Stylings of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Favorite Book: Def Jam's How to be a Player: The Abridged Version
Favorite Movies: Gonorrhea
Favorite Game: Failing at life.
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Current room status: "Fucking Mansion"
Mood: GOD DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SLAM THE DOOR.



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UPDATE!Red Faction: Guerrilla destructifest tonight. We want you in!
tazarthayoot | 3:11 PM on 08.13.2008 28 comments


Setting up teams, since it seems there will be quite a few people joining us. Also set back start time to 10 pm eastern instead of 9 due to the fact that I'm a fucktard.


BOOM AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tonight, my fair Communitoid, we will be creating a massive game of Red Faction Guerrilla. After several hours of play last night, myself, alongside DVDDesign, -D-, Butmac, and LostCrichton decided that the best part of the game, by far, is having buildings fall down on top of your head and crush you. So tonight, my friends, that is what we plan on doing.


None of this will happen tonight.

We want to make a room of twelve people tonight in Red Faction, and spend the evening trying to find more and more inventive ways of bringing the house down, literally, in the game. Want to join in? All you have to do is leave your gamertag in the comments below, and be available to play Red Faction Guerrilla tonight starting at 10:00pm Eastern time. Oh yeah, you also need to have the Red Faction Guerrilla beta.

The following people are confirmed for play:
TEAM ONE:(hosted by myself, Tazar)
Grim (warchiefgrim)
Tazar (tazartheyoot)
-D- (suckerpod)
DVDDesign (metalocalypse)
LostCrichton (LostCrichton)
Butmac (Butmac)
Kryptinite (Kryptinite)
king3vbo (king3vbo)
Justice (TheSolidSound)
Vlambo (Vlambo)
The Bez (The Bez)
The Gamegoblin

TEAM TWO: (Needs a host)
Eternaldeathslayer (Kobewan0869)
sTo0z (sTo0z)
reaprar (Reaprars)
xmalachi (xMalachi)
darktravesty (darktravesty)
Ub3rSlug (Ub3rSlug)
Deadmoviestar (Goei5)
Bslashingu (Bslashingu)


So if you want in, as I said above, go ahead and leave your gamertag in the comments below, and I will update accordingly. If we have more then 12 users, we will designate another Dtoider to be the party leader for a second Communitoid destructo-fest lobby.

LET'S GET BREAKIN!



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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28
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CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:23
CountingConflict
Yeah... I'd play with ya if my 5th 360 didn't die last night. Fucking microsoft.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:24
Electro Lemon
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS


I'm so fucking in. Damn, I wish I knew about this earlier, because team one looks fucking fierce.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:25
BluDesign
If I catch any of you killing me in the game... I'll kill you, then rebuild everything you destroyed in the game, and then destroy it again.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:25
tazarthayoot
I can't guarantee I may hit someone in the head with a hammer a few times.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:26
Justice
Blooming heck it starts at 3AM, oh well, let's get it on!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:40
Jordan Devore
This will be epic.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:42
AngelsDontBurn
I wanna play this but I dun has beta. :(
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:42
Elitechief27
I'm there
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:49
the GAMEGOBLIN
I'm warning team 1 now; I use the hammer exclusively and you will be hit.
sTo0z's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:51
sTo0z
Whoa, whoa, Cobra, have some faith in team 2.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 16:25
EternalDeathSlayer
I said I'd try, so it's not a guarantee.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 16:44
Ub3rSlug
I'm in too, motha lickas.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 16:53
velcroman
you should post this a 3rd time for shits and giggles.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 17:23
Dead Movie Star
Goei5 right here.
Bslashingu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 17:48
Bslashingu
I'll play, my gamertag is Bslashingu
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 17:53
Justice
You got my GT wrong Tazar, it's "TheSolidSound"!
aj2good4you2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:27
aj2good4you2
ill be there on my friends gamertag since my live ran out so add GT:Gekall
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:34
Qraze
front page you fuck!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:38
Teta
Send me a 360 so I can play too.
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 19:55
EarthbounderNess
All I can say is
"Fuck Overtime".

Wish I could play with you guys. Hope you all have a blast.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 20:44
Ub3rSlug
Sorry, not going to be able to make it.

Have fun guys, we should play some other time.
Bslashingu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 20:51
Bslashingu
I'll host team 2 if it still needs a host
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 20:52
tazarthayoot
please do bslash.
Bslashingu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 20:57
Bslashingu
I just sent out invites.
aj2good4you2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 20:58
aj2good4you2
add me to team 2 if u still can GT= Gekall
Bslashingu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 21:05
Bslashingu
We're a bit low on people in team 2, only 3 people that signed up are in here so far. Me, AJ2GOOD4YOU2 (Gekall) and Darktravesty
sTo0z's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 21:17
sTo0z
Sorry, just got back home. Movie ran longer than I thought. ;P Omw!
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 23:00
Butmac
Oh man - that was a shitload of fun. Great playing with you guys.

Tazar ftw.
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