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Name: Tazar "Tha Yoot" Tha Yoot
Blood Type: Jazzy Neapolitan
Fighting Style: Irish Wobble and then fall down drunk
Favorite Stance: "Anal sex is still safer then regular sex"
Weapon of choice: by Fatboy Slim
Drug of choice: You know that smell of socks that haven't been washed for years, and have been worn by the same fat steel mill worker for years and years and years. And then you take those socks and you douse them in kerosene and feed them to a large quad-pedal animal (my personal preference: Hulk Hogan), and then subsequently rip them out of the stomach through the rib cage of said animal, and then slather them in mayonaise and leave them in the sun for several days?
That's not a drug, that's just silly.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: Hamsters
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: The Jazz Stylings of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Favorite Book: Def Jam's How to be a Player: The Abridged Version
Favorite Movies: Gonorrhea
Favorite Game: Failing at life.
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Favorite writer: Paris Hilton
Current room status: "Fucking Mansion"
Mood: GOD DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SLAM THE DOOR.
My dog doing his best Nicolas Cage impersonation.
My woman.
I draw. I write. I rule.
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Honestly, nothing gets better than the above video. So, Friday Night Fights! With the departure of our good friend BFeld13, reigning comptroller of all things FNF, keeping tabs on the event have dwindled over the last few weeks. Fear not, my fellow Dtoiders, for FNF is still alive and well, and I will take on the role as MC for the event. Tonight's Gamefest consists of the following: Xbox 360: Gears of War 
It's probably a holy law somewhere that if you own a 360, you would have to own a copy of Gears of War as well. Even though some of us may hate it, it's still an easy game to get up and started with friends. So tonight we'll stick to that tradition with some 8 player matches in Gears of War. Live Arcade: Bomberman Live 
The good folks at Hudson have made a solid classic with Bomberman Live, the reigning most played game by the Dtoid Cblog group. Sixteen player deathmatch, need I say more? Playstation 3: Motorstorm 
I don't own a PS3, so everything I know about this game I've learned from Phil Harrison and Best Buy PS3 kiosks. Crash into walls with the best of them, guys! Nintendo Wii: Super Mario Strikers Charged 
With the release of this game earlier this week, it's a given that all the Dtoid Wii owners out there get together and exchanged 3497423984723 friend codes to get some hot soccer/football action. Watch out for that koopa shell. Nintendo DS: Pokemon Pearl and Diamond 
Trade them pokemans! Battle them Pokemans! Poke them pokemans! Who amongst you has the best Dtoid themed pokemon? Bonus points if you have a team of Mudkipz named after Jim Sterling. PSP: Um...uh... 
Does anyone fucking play anything on the PSP online? If so, let me know and I'll add it up. Games start at 7pm Eastern Time. Leave your livetag/psn name/friend codes/beast and location in the comments and I'll update the blog with each person who will be playing accordingly. Xbox 360 Players: tazarthayoot; tazar the yoot Snaileb; Snaileb BahamutZero; SalamiTsunamiX(mother fucker I swear I hate that name) -D-; Suckerpod LostCrichton; LostCrichton Kotua; Kotua DVDDesign; METALOCALYPSE Kif; Kifisonfire CronosBlade; CronosBlade PS3 Players: Bhive01; bhive01 -D-; BitGlitch CronosBlade; CronosBlade Wii Players: DS Players: Good gaming all! Looking forward to playing with you guys tonight! Suggestions for next weeks games? Leave it in the comments, or email me theswagga@gmail.com.
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But it's cool, because Gears and Bomberman are ownage. I dread the day Halo 3 takes it's spot.
FUCK.THAT.GAME.
Gamertag: Kotua
TOOLS!
Add it or Snaileb will vomit on your balls.
If not, it will most likely be Worms or Bomberman!
Yet I'll go buy Drake. Think about that for a minute.
I do have Motorstorm however. I suck though.
I hope to be on, you can add me
X360/PSN ID - CronosBlade
I'm borrowing Motorstorm and haven't played it yet, so you have one up on me - I'll add you when I get to my consoles
BFELD WHY YOU LEAVE US, DAWG?
Not Asian Beef Tent.