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Fare Thee Well: Tazar takes a Hiatus
tazarthayoot | 8:34 PM on 08.29.2007 45 comments


I know, shocking, isn't it?

Due to my inability to handle life, as well as finances, I will be without internet for an extended period of time. That means I will have no Destructoid, no Xbox Live, and next to no Gmail.

This really pains me because Dtoid has become a second home to me, and this site is truly near and dear to my heart. Everyone I've met through Destructoid I consider a very close and good friend. I'm not sure how long I'll be internet-less, but I know it's gonna be a while. I could never, ever abandon Dtoid, because after all:


Yes, that is my real license plates. And I have them for 2 years Burling, deal with it.

So, with a heavy heart, I say farewell Destructoid. This is not goodbye, just OMGWTFBBL! I will, hopefully, still have access to my email, so 1) PLZ DON'T TAKE ME OFF THE EMAILER! and 2) anyone who wishes to stay in touch with me, contact me at theswagga@gmail.com

Take care, Dtoiders!

ALSO, COCKS!



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tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
OMG FIRST POST TAZAR IS GAY LOL!
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
You sha'll be missed. Untill thou returns.
Butmac's Destructoid Blog
I'm very sad :( We'll miss you
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
No! Find an internet cafe and leech. Leech for your life!
Jordan Devore's Destructoid Blog
Dammit all
droobies's Destructoid Blog
Hurry back soon. The CBlogs needs people like you. The community in general needs people like you.
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
Tazar, I will truly miss you.
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
Wow, that was queer.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Aw man, Bryan, that sucks. Good luck with everything man, we'll miss you.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
I've already dropped 3 rank since 2 days ago. I imagine gaybear22 will be higher than me by the end of the week.

You guys are amazing by the way, I'll miss all of you. But you most of all scarecrow.

I'll be on live for the duration of tonight drinking and screaming, so if you want to hear me drunken rant, have at it.
bluemeep's Destructoid Blog
I've been in that situation a time or two. And, like, now... Still. Don't forget your friendly neighborhood library! They normally have free internet, assuming the computers aren't all taken by middle schoolers googling for boobies.
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
We were going to play Puzzle Fighter together too.... damn.
Neonie's Destructoid Blog
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taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Fuck, just go win the lottery. You will be missed.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
BAI tazar, we love u
Arcanum's Destructoid Blog
My unborn children weep
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Destructoid Blog






Ten pants-shitting bunnies crying. I believe that sums it up.
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
sad pandas around
Hoygeit's Destructoid Blog
DAMMIT. :(
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
:( x 1000. Get your shit together and come back soon.
masterledz's Destructoid Blog
What they said /\

Comes backs nows, yas hears?
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
Man. Does anyone around have wireless internet? If so, leech off of them with a laptop or Wii. Or the...dare I say...DS Opera Browser (only for absolute necessary going-to-die-without-a-fix situations.)
BigPopaGamer's Destructoid Blog
Man tazar that really sucks bro. I'll miss you man. I'll miss those nights of Rainbow Six, listening to you lose your fucking head. Keep your head up man, we are all pulling for you.
BlueWolf72's Destructoid Blog
shit how much is internet send me your bill..
DJDuffy 's Destructoid Blog
don't leave us, Tazar...we will miss you so much! you are awesome and it won't be the same without u around =(
SPIDER PIG's Destructoid Blog
dude like dude
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
you made 10 bunnies cry. impressive. you will be missed.

*looks up Gaybear's blog*
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
Another one bites the dust..
-D-'s Destructoid Blog
Come back soon, Tazar...my lifeless Crackdown corpse needs someone to throw it off a really tall building.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
Come back soon dude
Don't leave us for too long!
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
ROOOOAAAARRRRGGGHHWRWRRWRGGHHH
galagabug 's Destructoid Blog
get work to pay your internets.
or just don't pay your bills it takes a while for them to cut out your service. or just leech or a dumb neighbor w/ unprotected wi-fi.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
Wow, that sucks. I'd just tighten up the belt rather than go without internet, but that's me, and I'm super-skinny.
Joe Burling's Destructoid Blog
I hate you. No, really. At least I still have Jade. ;-)


Namelessted's Destructoid Blog
i heart you
LostCrichton's Destructoid Blog
damn...still missing you Tazar...come home soon.
Detry's Destructoid Blog
I've been there.... sux.

Get yer shit straight and come back soon!
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Sucks to be you, come back soon.


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Name: Tazar "Tha Yoot" Tha Yoot
Blood Type: Jazzy Neapolitan
Fighting Style: Irish Wobble and then fall down drunk
Favorite Stance: "Anal sex is still safer then regular sex"
Weapon of choice: by Fatboy Slim
Drug of choice: You know that smell of socks that haven't been washed for years, and have been worn by the same fat steel mill worker for years and years and years. And then you take those socks and you douse them in kerosene and feed them to a large quad-pedal animal (my personal preference: Hulk Hogan), and then subsequently rip them out of the stomach through the rib cage of said animal, and then slather them in mayonaise and leave them in the sun for several days?

That's not a drug, that's just silly.

1st Alternate Drug of choice: Hamsters
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: The Jazz Stylings of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Favorite Book: Def Jam's How to be a Player: The Abridged Version
Favorite Movies: Gonorrhea
Favorite Game: Failing at life.
Weakness:
Favorite writer: Paris Hilton
Current room status: "Fucking Mansion"
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