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Still, Destructoid's Number One Awesome Bad Ass guy thing...that went to Cancun.
Name: Tazar "Tha Yoot" Tha Yoot
Blood Type: Jazzy Neapolitan
Fighting Style: Irish Wobble and then fall down drunk
Favorite Stance: "Anal sex is still safer then regular sex"
Weapon of choice: by Fatboy Slim
Drug of choice: You know that smell of socks that haven't been washed for years, and have been worn by the same fat steel mill worker for years and years and years. And then you take those socks and you douse them in kerosene and feed them to a large quad-pedal animal (my personal preference: Hulk Hogan), and then subsequently rip them out of the stomach through the rib cage of said animal, and then slather them in mayonaise and leave them in the sun for several days?
That's not a drug, that's just silly.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: Hamsters
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: The Jazz Stylings of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Favorite Book: Def Jam's How to be a Player: The Abridged Version
Favorite Movies: Gonorrhea
Favorite Game: Failing at life.
Weakness:
Favorite writer: Paris Hilton
Current room status: "Fucking Mansion"
Mood: GOD DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SLAM THE DOOR.
My dog doing his best Nicolas Cage impersonation.
My woman.
I draw. I write. I rule.
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: tazar the yoot
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I know, shocking, isn't it?
Due to my inability to handle life, as well as finances, I will be without internet for an extended period of time. That means I will have no Destructoid, no Xbox Live, and next to no Gmail. This really pains me because Dtoid has become a second home to me, and this site is truly near and dear to my heart. Everyone I've met through Destructoid I consider a very close and good friend. I'm not sure how long I'll be internet-less, but I know it's gonna be a while. I could never, ever abandon Dtoid, because after all: 
Yes, that is my real license plates. And I have them for 2 years Burling, deal with it. So, with a heavy heart, I say farewell Destructoid. This is not goodbye, just OMGWTFBBL! I will, hopefully, still have access to my email, so 1) PLZ DON'T TAKE ME OFF THE EMAILER! and 2) anyone who wishes to stay in touch with me, contact me at theswagga@gmail.com Take care, Dtoiders! ALSO, COCKS!
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
You guys are amazing by the way, I'll miss all of you. But you most of all scarecrow.
I'll be on live for the duration of tonight drinking and screaming, so if you want to hear me drunken rant, have at it.
Ten pants-shitting bunnies crying. I believe that sums it up.
Comes backs nows, yas hears?
*looks up Gaybear's blog*
Don't leave us for too long!
or just don't pay your bills it takes a while for them to cut out your service. or just leech or a dumb neighbor w/ unprotected wi-fi.
Get yer shit straight and come back soon!