I know, shocking, isn't it?
Due to my inability to handle life, as well as finances, I will be without internet for an extended period of time. That means I will have no Destructoid, no Xbox Live, and next to no Gmail.
This really pains me because Dtoid has become a second home to me, and this site is truly near and dear to my heart. Everyone I've met through Destructoid I consider a very close and good friend. I'm not sure how long I'll be internet-less, but I know it's gonna be a while. I could never, ever abandon Dtoid, because after all:
Yes, that is my real license plates. And I have them for 2 years Burling, deal with it.
So, with a heavy heart, I say farewell Destructoid. This is not goodbye, just OMGWTFBBL! I will, hopefully, still have access to my email, so 1) PLZ DON'T TAKE ME OFF THE EMAILER! and 2) anyone who wishes to stay in touch with me, contact me at theswagga@gmail.com
Take care, Dtoiders!
ALSO, COCKS!
OMG FIRST POST TAZAR IS GAY LOL!
You sha'll be missed. Untill thou returns.
I'm very sad :( We'll miss you
No! Find an internet cafe and leech. Leech for your life!
Dammit all
Hurry back soon. The CBlogs needs people like you. The community in general needs people like you.
Tazar, I will truly miss you.
Wow, that was queer.
Aw man, Bryan, that sucks. Good luck with everything man, we'll miss you.
I've already dropped 3 rank since 2 days ago. I imagine gaybear22 will be higher than me by the end of the week.
You guys are amazing by the way, I'll miss all of you. But you most of all scarecrow.
I'll be on live for the duration of tonight drinking and screaming, so if you want to hear me drunken rant, have at it.
I've been in that situation a time or two. And, like, now... Still. Don't forget your friendly neighborhood library! They normally have free internet, assuming the computers aren't all taken by middle schoolers googling for boobies.
We were going to play Puzzle Fighter together too.... damn.
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Fuck, just go win the lottery. You will be missed.
BAI tazar, we love u
My unborn children weep
Ten pants-shitting bunnies crying. I believe that sums it up.
sad pandas around
DAMMIT. :(
:( x 1000. Get your shit together and come back soon.
What they said /\
Comes backs nows, yas hears?
Man. Does anyone around have wireless internet? If so, leech off of them with a laptop or Wii. Or the...dare I say...DS Opera Browser (only for absolute necessary going-to-die-without-a-fix situations.)
Man tazar that really sucks bro. I'll miss you man. I'll miss those nights of Rainbow Six, listening to you lose your fucking head. Keep your head up man, we are all pulling for you.
shit how much is internet send me your bill..
don't leave us, Tazar...we will miss you so much! you are awesome and it won't be the same without u around =(
dude like dude
you made 10 bunnies cry. impressive. you will be missed.
*looks up Gaybear's blog*
Another one bites the dust..
Come back soon, Tazar...my lifeless Crackdown corpse needs someone to throw it off a really tall building.
Come back soon dude
Don't leave us for too long!
ROOOOAAAARRRRGGGHHWRWRRWRGGHHH
get work to pay your internets.
or just don't pay your bills it takes a while for them to cut out your service. or just leech or a dumb neighbor w/ unprotected wi-fi.
Wow, that sucks. I'd just tighten up the belt rather than go without internet, but that's me, and I'm super-skinny.
I hate you. No, really. At least I still have Jade. ;-)
i heart you
damn...still missing you Tazar...come home soon.
I've been there.... sux.
Get yer shit straight and come back soon!
Sucks to be you, come back soon.