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CINCI NARP: Ron Workman plays SSBB!
tazarthayoot \| 8:20 PM on 04.22.2008	32 comments

As I'm sure you all know by now, this last weekend's NARP at Joe Burling's crib was without a doubt one of the best NARPS on record. It had everything you could ever want:

1) SuMizzle, he's back ya'll (and he's black ya'll).
2) Riser Glen drinking and succumbing to the dangers of Hostess Zingers (seriously, those things fucking suck).
3) Cheeburga making Halo 3 by Itagaki his bitch.
4) Ron's penis.
5) Calvin's penis.
6) Droobie's penis.
7) Pedro's...uh...I don't even fucking know.
8) Ron's ex girlfriend.

The night was full of alcohol, cigarettes, and rape, but the following day marked something I thought I'd never see in the entirety of my entire life. Entirely.

Ron Workman played Brawl.

That's right lady and gentlemen, Ron "Greybush here and I'm talking to Aaron Greenburg" Workman played Smash Bros Brawl at some random EB Games along I-75. Now I know what you're about to say: "pics or it didn't happen"

Fuck you asshole, I's got video.

N****R'S FOREVER!

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29 comments | showing # 1 to 29

Cheeburga says:
(# 0) on 04/22/2008 20:33

oh lawd

Wexx says:
(# 1) on 04/22/2008 20:35

Wait, what?

Cheeburga says:
(# 2) on 04/22/2008 20:40

Halo 3 by itagaki is indeed tits.

BluDesign says:
(# 3) on 04/22/2008 20:41

I've never seen such a broken and dejected man as this video. Ron looks near suicidal.

BluDesign says:
(# 4) on 04/22/2008 20:41

Here, one of the ads that dtoid decided to serve up to me.

Hoygeit says:
(# 5) on 04/22/2008 20:42

Hahahaha - awesome!

tazarthayoot says:
(# 6) on 04/22/2008 20:42

Suicidal thoughts lead to enlightenment: after this we shot the Gangsta's paradise video.

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 7) on 04/22/2008 20:42

Wow. First he shaves his beard..now this. What's next? Ron playing on a PS3?

Thornnn says:
(# 8) on 04/22/2008 20:43

Ron Likes him some wii.

brosef says:
(# 9) on 04/22/2008 20:53

Is... is he sober?

MechaMonkey says:
(# 10) on 04/22/2008 20:55

That video is clearly shooped.

Joseph Leray says:
(# 11) on 04/22/2008 20:57

GODDAMN. I can't believe I missed this NARP. If there's every another one in Cinci (this summer, plz god?) Lady Orcist and I (and maybe Dr. Spaceman) will so be there.

AND DROOBIES WAS THERE? Aww fuck. We could've had a Tekken 5 re-match. I need to beat his silly ass.

:( :( :( :(

Riser Glen says:
(# 12) on 04/22/2008 21:06

I WAS THERE. I SAW IT ALL.

DJDuffy says:
(# 13) on 04/22/2008 21:18

multiple penises?! Oh if only I'd been there O_o

Chocobo Knight says:
(# 14) on 04/22/2008 21:32

That needed some Mrs. Workman cheering on her man! <3

kawitchate says:
(# 15) on 04/22/2008 21:39

that game looks really engaging.

Clockwork says:
(# 16) on 04/22/2008 21:51

Ruler of all that is video games.

Revolt in Colour says:
(# 17) on 04/22/2008 22:09

Hahahaha.

What Gamestop is that? I've been to most of the ones in Cincy... and they all suck.

Teta says:
(# 18) on 04/22/2008 22:52

I didn�t heard the clickity clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty clikckty of every SSBB champion.

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 19) on 04/22/2008 23:41

LOLOLOLOLOL

MaxVest says:
(# 20) on 04/23/2008 03:19

If you get video of him playing Brawl with a Guitar Hero controller, I hear a hole opens up in the space-time continuum.

Takeshi says:
(# 21) on 04/23/2008 05:59

Wow, that Wii controller is now worth a fortune.

Kryptinite says:
(# 22) on 04/23/2008 08:10

I agree with Ron.

BigPopaGamer says:
(# 23) on 04/23/2008 14:48

Man, wish someone had told me there was a Cinci narp.

sevink says:
(# 24) on 04/24/2008 21:35

That night was fucking epic win. Can't wait for the next :) I wish we could have played something other than Halo 3 and rockband though :D

Vigor says:
(# 25) on 04/25/2008 19:49

Yhat should of been the smash bros brawl commercial. He makes the game look so exciting.

Aertyr says:
(# 26) on 04/25/2008 20:46

Lulz photoshop photoshop lulz

LarkOhiya says:
(# 27) on 05/20/2008 14:31

I don't baheeb it.

bleep says:
(# 28) on 06/02/2008 21:55

thats fucking classic!

Ron looks like he was still kinda hangin from the previous night.

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