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Still, Destructoid's Number One Awesome Bad Ass guy thing...that went to Cancun.

Name: Tazar "Tha Yoot" Tha Yoot
Blood Type: Jazzy Neapolitan
Fighting Style: Irish Wobble and then fall down drunk
Favorite Stance: "Anal sex is still safer then regular sex"
Weapon of choice: by Fatboy Slim
Drug of choice: You know that smell of socks that haven't been washed for years, and have been worn by the same fat steel mill worker for years and years and years. And then you take those socks and you douse them in kerosene and feed them to a large quad-pedal animal (my personal preference: Hulk Hogan), and then subsequently rip them out of the stomach through the rib cage of said animal, and then slather them in mayonaise and leave them in the sun for several days?

That's not a drug, that's just silly.

1st Alternate Drug of choice: Hamsters
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: The Jazz Stylings of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Favorite Book: Def Jam's How to be a Player: The Abridged Version
Favorite Movies: Gonorrhea
Favorite Game: Failing at life.
Weakness:
Favorite writer: Paris Hilton
Current room status: "Fucking Mansion"
Mood: GOD DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SLAM THE DOOR.



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So the other day I was searching for information about everyone's favorite singer of the mid-to-late 90's, nu-metal hero Fred Durst. Why? Because the man is a fucking god.

For the uninitiated, allow me to tickle your nostalgic memories of the year 1997:



And again, this classic gem from 1999:



God how I wish nu metal never died.

Anyway, while googling to find out what old Dizzurst has been up to, I happened upon this photo:



wait..a..minute...I think I've seen this person somewhere before...

Where on earth did I see...OH MY GOD







It turns out Durst didn't go far. He just became a community member of our fare Destructoid. It kinda makes sense, if you put no thought into it.

Disclaimer: This is not a flame or hate blog. It is a lul blog. I don't hate anyone on Destructoid.

Except namelessted.

Fuck namelessted.



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