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A SHOCKING REVELATION!
tazarthayoot \| 4:59 PM on 07.03.2008	39 comments

So the other day I was searching for information about everyone's favorite singer of the mid-to-late 90's, nu-metal hero Fred Durst. Why? Because the man is a fucking god.

For the uninitiated, allow me to tickle your nostalgic memories of the year 1997:

And again, this classic gem from 1999:

God how I wish nu metal never died.

Anyway, while googling to find out what old Dizzurst has been up to, I happened upon this photo:

wait..a..minute...I think I've seen this person somewhere before...

Where on earth did I see...OH MY GOD

It turns out Durst didn't go far. He just became a community member of our fare Destructoid. It kinda makes sense, if you put no thought into it.

Disclaimer: This is not a flame or hate blog. It is a lul blog. I don't hate anyone on Destructoid.

Except namelessted.

Fuck namelessted.

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39 comments | showing # 1 to 39

topgeargorilla says:
(# 0) on 07/03/2008 17:03

Why is Yojimbo doing myspace photos?

Also, Fred Durst's leaked sex tap is the funniest, most pitiful thing I've ever seen. Ever.

dtomek says:
(# 1) on 07/03/2008 17:05

That explains a little bit.

itemforty says:
(# 2) on 07/03/2008 17:06

I guess so! Yeah!

Video Cognito says:
(# 3) on 07/03/2008 17:08

...dear god.

pheonix-blood says:
(# 4) on 07/03/2008 17:11

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'.

also, superman that ho!

Teta says:
(# 5) on 07/03/2008 17:11

Francisco, you lied to us all.
*slams the door and starts to run crying*

Takeshi says:
(# 6) on 07/03/2008 17:11

Oh my fucking God!!

JIMBO DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!

velcroman says:
(# 7) on 07/03/2008 17:13

go die the fire that "nu metal" did.

ZServ says:
(# 8) on 07/03/2008 17:14

OH. MY. GOD.

Takeshi says:
(# 9) on 07/03/2008 17:16

God dammit I've looked at it again and I think it's really true. White Beard and all.

Redzie says:
(# 10) on 07/03/2008 17:22

LOLOLOLOLOL

BluDesign says:
(# 11) on 07/03/2008 17:23

I get the feeling he puts the bassist's blackout contacts in when he games so he can feel like the band's still together.

MrSadistic says:
(# 12) on 07/03/2008 17:23

That douche bag Fred Durst has become a director. He's directing some lame indie movie that's "motivational/involves minorities/deals with overcoming adversity/etc."

Def JM says:
(# 13) on 07/03/2008 17:27

That son of a...

Mushman says:
(# 14) on 07/03/2008 17:29

HOLY HELL BATMAN!!
The resemblance is truly striking, srsly.

MechaMonkey says:
(# 15) on 07/03/2008 17:30

Yojimbo is truly a Crispy Triscuit.

Hoygeit says:
(# 16) on 07/03/2008 17:34

Matlocking at its finest!

Justice says:
(# 17) on 07/03/2008 17:38

So that's why he shaved his beard!

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 18) on 07/03/2008 18:03

The jig's up!!!

Damn you Tazar....

Professor Pew says:
(# 19) on 07/03/2008 18:03

Yojimbo be rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' roll.

Electro Lemon says:
(# 20) on 07/03/2008 18:07

I just realized- Why is Yojimbo's supposed red ring only with 2 red lights?

Takeshi says:
(# 21) on 07/03/2008 18:15

Cobra, at first 2 but after that it turned into 3.

king3vbo says:
(# 22) on 07/03/2008 18:21

Nameless Ted?

Fuck 'im

GuitarAtomik says:
(# 23) on 07/03/2008 18:21

You should see THIS while we're at it. WTF?

Skribble says:
(# 24) on 07/03/2008 19:01

how insulting

MATTFOO says:
(# 25) on 07/03/2008 19:54

Limp died when Wes Borland left.

van says:
(# 26) on 07/03/2008 19:56

fuckin' douche-nozzle has aged 30 years in just the last 10.

dephect says:
(# 27) on 07/03/2008 20:08

Always hated that prick.

Snaileb says:
(# 28) on 07/03/2008 20:12

hahaha where did the red hat go?

Puppy Licks says:
(# 29) on 07/03/2008 20:24

Fucking WIN

Aertyr says:
(# 30) on 07/03/2008 21:16

luzyluzylulz

DynamicSheep says:
(# 31) on 07/03/2008 21:36

Is "Rollin'" about red rings?

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 32) on 07/03/2008 21:40

And now we know the truth behind Jimbo's secret.

Wexx says:
(# 33) on 07/03/2008 21:41

Oh my. It all makes sense now.

TrailerParkJesus says:
(# 34) on 07/03/2008 22:09

Y0j1mb0 is rockin' the set, it's like russian roulette, when you're placing your bets.

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 35) on 07/03/2008 22:13

I'm not entirely surprised.

MatCD says:
(# 36) on 07/04/2008 04:07

Y0j1mb0 has the ability to change eye color from blue to brown

bhive01 says:
(# 37) on 07/04/2008 09:38

Contacts dude. Contacts.

Kryptinite says:
(# 38) on 07/21/2008 07:19

LOL. I'm just now reading this...hilarious.

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