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I apologize to NO MAN.

10. Because his birth certificate says so

9. Homie loves his luaus.

8. It's the only other place besides Washington he can easily roast a pig.

7. The beaches, obviously.

6. THERE IS NO REASON 6.

5. NO pooftahs.

4. His lifelong dream was one day to be the guy on the Hawaiian punch can

3. Fox News thinks it's somewhere between Iraq and Egypt.

2. Because his birth certificate says so!

And the number 1 reason why Obama's from Hawaii *drumroll please*

1.



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