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8:18 PM on 02.01.2009

10 thinks nobody cares to know about taumpytears

1.]/b] I own 19 video game systems. PS3, 360, Wii, gaming PC, DS, PSP, PS2,PSX, Neo Geo, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Atari 2600, NES, SNES, Genisis, Sega CD, 32X, Dreamcast, Game gear and a Virtual boy. 2. I want to be Conan O'B...   read

1:36 PM on 01.06.2009

Woah, its Tyra Tuesday

Be nice to your friends Tyra! They are not to eat. Watch out Tyra, your face may get stuck like that!   read

12:04 AM on 01.04.2009

I hugged Lemon...

...and now I have to go to jail and when I get out I need to tell everyone in the neighborhood.   read

10:07 PM on 07.03.2008

Taumpytears: Year One NVGR NSFW CAUTION 56K USERS

Well It has been one year since I created the Taumpytears account, I was a lurker before that, but I consider this my first anniversary. Well in my one year of being a member of Destructoid I have seen a lot of awesome stuff,...   read

1:17 AM on 07.02.2008

CBlogs Recap Recap 7.1.2008

Today we have a good amount of CBlog recaps. Tune in later for Taumpyisms. Taumpy's Picks Conrad Zimmerman does it again   read

9:34 PM on 06.09.2008

Attention all Slurpee/Hulk Fanatics!

If you are anything like me then every time you sit down to enjoy a Slurpee you thing, "the one thing this could use is a Hulk product tie in" and when you read Hulk comics you think" If a frozen treat themed super villain tu...   read

11:44 PM on 05.30.2008

Who wants to see some new Venture Bros?

Well the wait is finally over, screw that Sunday shit. Adult Swim provides and shamelessly I take all the credit for the first episode of the highly anticipated season 3 of the Venture bros. I would embed but they... I mean ...   read

9:36 PM on 05.22.2008


Every once in a while you see a movie, while not explicitly violent or sexual or whatever is still creepy as all Hell. A Czech version of Alice in wonderland, creativity titled Alice is one of those movies. Alice in wonder...   read

12:48 PM on 05.22.2008

If you love it change it:Pokemon

The first time I played Pokémon I was hooked. My best friend gave me a copy of Pokémon Blue and a red Gameboy Pocket for my birthday/ a get well gift. I started playing immediately. I had wanted Pokémon for a couple months...   read

3:43 AM on 05.13.2008

New MGS 4 Trailer

A new MGS 4 Trailer just went live and it actually made me less excited about the game. The trailer makes it look like some generic summer blockbuster. They even have that same announcer guy. Who ever made this trailer really dropped the ball imo. I realize I am setting ym self up for a disappointment with my hype for this game but I don't care.   read

9:02 AM on 05.12.2008

First MGS 4 Review (via Kotaku via OPM UK)

I was browsing Kotaku when I stumbled across their coverage of the UK version of OPM. Surprise surprise the completely unbiased magazine with no reason to be favorable to a major playstation game gave it a 10 out of 10. The "...   read

12:25 AM on 05.12.2008

NVGR: Plasmatics

I was looking through my old music collection when I saw a name that screamed epic videos, The Plasmatics. The lead singer for the plasmatics, Wendy O. Williams(R.I.P), has a well earned reputation for insane stage theatrics....   read

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