[b]1.]/b] I own 19 video game systems. PS3, 360, Wii, gaming PC, DS, PSP, PS2,PSX, Neo Geo, Neo Geo
Pocket Color, Atari 2600, NES, SNES, Genisis, Sega CD, 32X, Dreamcast, Game gear and a Virtual boy.

2. I want to be Conan O'Brien. Look at the guy, he has an amazing job and loves it. I could see myself
hosting a talk show.

3. I have built like 3 or 4 computers. its something i like to do and I get better at it every time I do it.

4. I have never had a girlfriend. It's pathetic yeah but does it really mater?

5. I also have never been drunk. I may start drinking eventually, I just don't really feel like it now.

6. I am unemployed. I had a job but I quit because I am a dumbass

7. I am terrible at typing. Just ask IRC.

8. My favorite thing to do is sit around and crack jokes with my friends, just ask flooky.

9. SNES is my favorite system of all time. It was my first love and I have no clue what I would be like
today if I never got one.

10. I don't care what you say, Tim & Eric are hilarious.

Be nice to your friends Tyra! They are not to eat.



Watch out Tyra, your face may get stuck like that!

...and now I have to go to jail and when I get out I need to tell everyone in the neighborhood.

Well It has been one year since I created the Taumpytears account, I was a lurker before that, but I consider this my first anniversary. Well in my one year of being a member of Destructoid I have seen a lot of awesome stuff, meet some awesome people, and been rickrolled a couple times.
I have never even bothered entering an online community. But in Destructoid I found people that I am as close with as some of my real world friends. From the various secret societies I have seen to...... screw this peachy crap lets see some sexxxies.
For the fellas.


For the ladies

And something for us all

caution

Today we have a good amount of CBlog recaps. Tune in later for Taumpyisms.

Taumpy's Picks
Conrad Zimmerman does it again

If you are anything like me then every time you sit down to enjoy a Slurpee you thing, "the one thing this could use is a Hulk product tie in" and when you read Hulk comics you think" If a frozen treat themed super villain turned the Hulk into a Slurpee what would he taste like?" All of our prayers have been answered in the form of the new Radiation Rush flavored Hulk flavored Slurpee! And just when you thought things could not get any better the super delicious new drink will come in cool limited-tome only cups! I have not been this excited since the Star Wars Pogs Sluprees of my childhood! In these tough times its nice to know that the good folks at 7-Eleven are still turning out creative themed drinks based on all the best summer blockbusters. Radiation Rush Slurpee Drinks New Slurpee flavors are at the heart of 7-Eleven promotions, and 2008 is stacking up to be the biggest Slurpee summer ever. The featured flavor for June is Radiation Rush, a bright green-colored frozen drink flavored like a tropical fruit smoothie made with strawberries, pineapple, lime and a twist of guarana. No Slurpee promotion is complete without cool cups, and this one is no different. Three 3-D, 22-ounce size cups featuring morphing images of THE INCREDIBLE HULK characters %u2013 the Hulk and his oversized foe, The Abomination -- can be coupled with straws featuring removable figurines of the same, which can stand on their own. Since 7-Eleven introduced special straws with magnetic characters as part of %u201CThe Simpsons%u201D movie last summer, collectible straws have become popular with its younger customers.

A mock-up of what fans expect the tasty beverage to look like made by noted Sluprie enthusiast Brayne_Fr33z3_fo_lyf3 This is gunna be the best Slurpie Summer ever!