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I LOL'd hard
Second.
I'm sorry, what?
How dare you defile Roy's jacket?
I should ban you for that!
DTOD's Most Famous Troll.
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Psh, semantics. It's Friday and I wanted a little fun.
I miss the guy.
SEMAN TICKS
Wii Sucks redefined what it meant to be an internet troll. I miss him terribly. He was, and is, the Andy Kaufman of trolls.
I rate him 11/10 firetrucks.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
He always wanted me to buy him a game...
GOD NO WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE JOKE.
what is this I don't even.
it's Wiisucks in ghost form.
Taumpty is right. We need a resurrection of the greatest troll to ever grace Destructoid. I'll message him on LIVE and tell to prepare.
This must be from before my time, because I don't get it.
I remember when I used to make just the occasional visit to lurk on Destructoid. Finding comment sections that had been 'contributed' to by WIISUCKS was like a tragic comedy goldmine.
WiiSucks makes everything better. Even cancer. Wait, scratch that... ESPECIALLY cancer.
His post on the Destructoid Facebook page had my laughing hard, even though I there wasn't really anything funny about it.
he was the haley comet of trolls. We wont see another one for many a year.
Also, I pray to God thats a real picture of him. Because that guy just looks like a troll.
Where the FUCK is Mr. Sadistic.