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4:59 PM on 03.13.2010

Eff Yeah Farfetch'd

The one things ducks needed to become even more lovable is eye brows, and Joe Pokemon(the man who I imagine created Pokemon) gave a duck a pair. What we are left with is a Pokemon with more character than any of those other rubes. (fuck chimchar)   read

9:05 PM on 09.27.2009

The new best thing ever: The Music Meister


10:31 PM on 08.28.2009

How to make gaming communities suck less: WIISUCKS

You are all thinking it, I just said it.   read

2:27 AM on 06.06.2009

Matlockery: I know Natal's dirty little secret


11:22 PM on 04.28.2009

Dynasty Warriors Fan Fic


10:45 PM on 04.26.2009

Nintendo to enter computer market

Earlier today I was poking around the internet when I found this. If this is something Nintendo plans to go through with I would expect an announcement at e3. Some of the more interesting bits are the two screens (one landsca...   read

8:18 PM on 02.01.2009

10 thinks nobody cares to know about taumpytears

1.]/b] I own 19 video game systems. PS3, 360, Wii, gaming PC, DS, PSP, PS2,PSX, Neo Geo, Neo Geo Pocket Color, Atari 2600, NES, SNES, Genisis, Sega CD, 32X, Dreamcast, Game gear and a Virtual boy. 2. I want to be Conan O'B...   read

1:36 PM on 01.06.2009

Woah, its Tyra Tuesday

Be nice to your friends Tyra! They are not to eat. Watch out Tyra, your face may get stuck like that!   read

12:04 AM on 01.04.2009

I hugged Lemon...

...and now I have to go to jail and when I get out I need to tell everyone in the neighborhood.   read

10:07 PM on 07.03.2008

Taumpytears: Year One NVGR NSFW CAUTION 56K USERS

Well It has been one year since I created the Taumpytears account, I was a lurker before that, but I consider this my first anniversary. Well in my one year of being a member of Destructoid I have seen a lot of awesome stuff,...   read

1:17 AM on 07.02.2008

CBlogs Recap Recap 7.1.2008

Today we have a good amount of CBlog recaps. Tune in later for Taumpyisms. Taumpy's Picks Conrad Zimmerman does it again   read

9:34 PM on 06.09.2008

Attention all Slurpee/Hulk Fanatics!

If you are anything like me then every time you sit down to enjoy a Slurpee you thing, "the one thing this could use is a Hulk product tie in" and when you read Hulk comics you think" If a frozen treat themed super villain tu...   read

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