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NARP Sausage!
swiftkaratechop | 1:30 AM on 05.24.2008 22 comments


So I got to wondering about the Cincinnati Narp.

there is going to be ALOT of MAN JUNK walking around isn't there.
How many females from d-toid are coming/going to NARP?!?!?!

just leave a comment, because honestly i don;t know if i brought enough hotdog buns for the sausage fest


ALSO
for some reason idk i know this is gay as hell, but those hot dogs look so motherfucking tasty 0.o

i mean is it just me or would you still eat one of those, even though i compared them to penis =/

So yea I am retarded and I could read the forums, but yea that takes like extra clicks and stuff =(

*BTW*
how come Age of Conan PvP is so DAMN hard, its like LETS FIGHT and then i DIE DIE DIE.
PvE is awesome, but PvP just takes a huge R.Kelly dump on my chest :(



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honestly do i look like i can read?! i don't even know what i wrote i just slammed my face into the keyboard several and times and found pictures of hotdogs :)
swiftkaratechop's Destructoid Blog
oh and BTW

why would i even try to find a blog about it, i got tired of reading about "Tales of Etrian Odyssey" about 20 hours ago =/

atleast this blog has hotdogs damnit, HOT DOGS! come on =P
swiftkaratechop's Destructoid Blog
hahah i friended the blog a long time ago, but yea you know how long it takes to click the profiles about people going.

i mena honestly if u want me to remove this blog i can, but i may just post pictures of hot dogs later tonight =/
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
SKC, pay no attention to Reaprar. Just do whatever you want.
BritiniMartini's Destructoid Blog
lol you're retarded.

me, Katy, and Ron are the only vaginas going so far that I know of, besides the strippers and hookers ofcourse.
So sausages it is :)
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Britini you forgot Cheeburga. Duh.
swiftkaratechop's Destructoid Blog
thank you coonskin im going to find more hot dogs pics! :) YAY haha

achweeettt

nice 3 hot chicks, damn ron is hot in a thong 0.o
*wow bad mental image made myself sick opps lol*
kepler's Destructoid Blog
I was sat wondering what to have for breakfast. This blog answered my question.
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
hay dude. where do you live? is it in alabama or indiana? i need to know in case there are people i could run over i mean kill... i mean rape. NO! car pool to the narp with.
swiftkaratechop's Destructoid Blog
i live in alabama
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
matlock skill: gains 1 point.
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
my neck hurts
MyquiH's Destructoid Blog
i live in cincinnati... sausages are all you're going to get... we don't let wimmin into our city... they's dangerouz!
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
Your in-depth reporting on Sausage confuses and arouses me.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
Currently Rio McCarthy, Droobies GF/Cocksculptor, Britni, Cheeburga, Ron, Aertyr, and your mom are all expected to be at the NARP. I called dibs on all of them, sorry bro.
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
his mom was killed my sausage
tazarthayoot's Destructoid Blog
BY sausage, not MY sausage.

although, thats even funnier now that i think about it.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Tazar's dark history revealed...
AngelsDontBurn's Destructoid Blog
You left me out AGAIN tazar! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS RUINED!


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