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My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. I�m just your everyday guy but�.much cooler haha. I�m from alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. I�ve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. I�m a PC junkie.

STAR WARS = LOVE (yes I AM A SITH LORD) muhahaha

I am extremely easy to get along with and I love making people laugh.
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NARP Sausage!
swiftkaratechop \| 1:30 AM on 05.24.2008	24 comments

So I got to wondering about the Cincinnati Narp.

there is going to be ALOT of MAN JUNK walking around isn't there.
How many females from d-toid are coming/going to NARP?!?!?!

just leave a comment, because honestly i don;t know if i brought enough hotdog buns for the sausage fest

ALSO
for some reason idk i know this is gay as hell, but those hot dogs look so motherfucking tasty 0.o

i mean is it just me or would you still eat one of those, even though i compared them to penis =/

So yea I am retarded and I could read the forums, but yea that takes like extra clicks and stuff =(

*BTW*
how come Age of Conan PvP is so DAMN hard, its like LETS FIGHT and then i DIE DIE DIE.
PvE is awesome, but PvP just takes a huge R.Kelly dump on my chest :(

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swiftkaratechop

honestly do i look like i can read?! i don't even know what i wrote i just slammed my face into the keyboard several and times and found pictures of hotdogs :)

swiftkaratechop

oh and BTW

why would i even try to find a blog about it, i got tired of reading about "Tales of Etrian Odyssey" about 20 hours ago =/

atleast this blog has hotdogs damnit, HOT DOGS! come on =P

swiftkaratechop

hahah i friended the blog a long time ago, but yea you know how long it takes to click the profiles about people going.

i mena honestly if u want me to remove this blog i can, but i may just post pictures of hot dogs later tonight =/

Coonskin05

SKC, pay no attention to Reaprar. Just do whatever you want.

BritiniMartini

lol you're retarded.

me, Katy, and Ron are the only vaginas going so far that I know of, besides the strippers and hookers ofcourse.
So sausages it is :)

Coonskin05

Britini you forgot Cheeburga. Duh.

swiftkaratechop

thank you coonskin im going to find more hot dogs pics! :) YAY haha

achweeettt

nice 3 hot chicks, damn ron is hot in a thong 0.o
*wow bad mental image made myself sick opps lol*

kepler

I was sat wondering what to have for breakfast. This blog answered my question.

LarkOhiya

hay dude. where do you live? is it in alabama or indiana? i need to know in case there are people i could run over i mean kill... i mean rape. NO! car pool to the narp with.

swiftkaratechop

i live in alabama

LarkOhiya

matlock skill: gains 1 point.

mid3vol

my neck hurts

MyquiH

i live in cincinnati... sausages are all you're going to get... we don't let wimmin into our city... they's dangerouz!

Aertyr

Your in-depth reporting on Sausage confuses and arouses me.

tazarthayoot

Currently Rio McCarthy, Droobies GF/Cocksculptor, Britni, Cheeburga, Ron, Aertyr, and your mom are all expected to be at the NARP. I called dibs on all of them, sorry bro.

tazarthayoot

his mom was killed my sausage

tazarthayoot

BY sausage, not MY sausage.

although, thats even funnier now that i think about it.

Brian Szabelski

Tazar's dark history revealed...

AngelsDontBurn

You left me out AGAIN tazar! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS RUINED!

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Hello friends,this is a nice site and I wanted to post a note to let you know, good job! Thanks
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