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My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. I’m just your everyday guy but….much cooler haha. I’m from alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. I’ve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. I’m a PC junkie.



STAR WARS = LOVE (yes I AM A SITH LORD) muhahaha

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Do not rent GTA 4
swiftkaratechop | 1:31 AM on 05.12.2008 20 comments


So this is my first blog. My names Matt and I think i'm semi retarded. I remember that cold night, my brain was jumping all over the place, and all I coudl think was "Hey Matt, let's be smart(because apparently I have a split personality)!"

So being a semi retard with a split personality, I rented GTA 4. I know your reading the title and going "OMFG MATT WHY NOT RENT IT IS AMAZING".

YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I KNOW DAMNIT!!! im stupid because I rented it and didn't buy it LOL.

and now I sit here alone, watching all my xbox live friends play gta4 and send me invites.

it's a sad day in swiftkaratechop history. :(

BUY GTA4

DO NOT RENT IT!



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 02:26
Aaron Mxy Yost
What if I borrow it?
Pyramid Head's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 02:40
Pyramid Head
What if I was to squeeze out a steamer onto it then refuse to buy it due to excess shit on the disc?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 02:54
Aziel13
Noted and already ahead of you
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 03:02
grassr00ts
it's acutally called Dissociative Identity Disorder, not split personality, but i understand what your getting at.

AHA i did learn something in abnormal psych this year!
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 03:20
swiftkaratechop
lols amazing,

1) borrowing and never giving back = A+
2) squeezing a steamer onto it = only smart when your out of tp...and your borrowed it =P
3)noted and already ahead of you = then why didn't you warn me before i rented it for 2 weeks =X
4) WELL GUESS WHAT I DIDN"T LEARN ANYTHING IN SCHOOL =)
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 03:45
swiftkaratechop
OF COURSE as long as you have it forever you are set =P

they have it on ps3.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 04:27
Gantz
Welcome to the club Luc
sfranks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 04:50
sfranks
Parents don't pontificate on the topic of purchase vs. rent when video games enter a young boys life.

But they soon will.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 06:41
Sadie G
Cheeburga Version 2.0?
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 08:12
mid3vol
LOL! i waited and bought it for the 360. but you can come play with me? odang.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 09:33
razerangel
Yeah you are a bit retarded if you rented that game sucka!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 10:02
mix
Matt why are you so awesome!? (pretty funny clip..lol)

Welcome.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 10:29
king3vbo
What if I steal it?
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 13:51
PetiePal
Stealz it?
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 16:27
JRisJunior
hmm.... i have a solution.

go out and GET it.
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 17:37
swiftkaratechop
lols I KNOW gah i really need to get my game on and just buy it.

WHY DOE SMONEY HAVE TO BE WORTH SOMETHING GAH =P

haha cheeburga 2.0 XD

xbox live is great but it cost...money...and again...money is no good =P
Duckzern's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2008 06:53
Duckzern
Sothats why you answered I CANT :'( Play gta then i invited you <.<
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