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My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. I’m just your everyday guy. I’m from Alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. I’ve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. I’m a PC junkie.

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so the Cinci NARP was AMAZING! honestly I met soooo many bad@ss people.

MANY THANKS TO BONGDONKEY FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THE BLUE MOTHERF@CKER! the greatest drink ever.
**that reminds me who all did i tell about the blue motherf@cker lmao i was like walking around like TRY THIS BLUE SHIT**

NARP=AWESOME LIKE THIS



i bought drinks for alot of people too and i don't even remember who i bought them for, also who the hell drank out of my glass the whole night haha it was Bunny and Britini tag teaming all my damn blue motherf@ckerssss!

lol OK so NARP was extreme and I don't even remember that much(thank you....BLUE MOTHERFUCKER! lol) If i met you and we hung out totally leave me a comment and be like "WE RUBBED PENISES UNTIL WE MADE FIRE MATT!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!"



I LOVE PUPPET AND BUNNY because they came to rescue me WHILE bigpopagamer was jacking coonskin off lmao!

COONSKIN DUDE, your f@cking hilarious when your drunk hahaha
remember holding my face when me and bongdonkey came to get you guys, i thought you were trying to pull my face off and wear it as a mask lol.

RON i love you dude, sorry that we had our "tech difficulties" BUT your cousin lady...i most def love her more 0.o im sorry but for reals......( . )( . ) <= those = boobs.

i love all you guys, even though im a NOOBIE i felt the family warmth

Zserv dude your awesome haha, everytime I seen you i was like BOOBIE DUDE! you totally had the most epic night because you will not forget it unlike me WEE =P

Britini you were awesome, like a uber cool dork in person...possibly....astage cooler than me...and thats like IMPOSSIBLE =P and we totally (and yes i said WE!!!) totally made Zservs night, b/c look everytime I seen him i was like BRIT BOOBIE HUG HIM NOW! and boom we teamworked that shit like never before.

BigPopaGamer one of the coolest dudes ever for letting me ride with you. I enjoyed our conversations of vagina and the hella awesome detour haha. Pure awesomeness



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Epic NARP was Epic! :D
thank you reaprar but that stuff makes me emo i would prefer adderall :)
Sounds like you had fun but dammit that is the worst layout for a blog I have ever seen.

I think there is some technical difficulties or something.
it was great and yes i see that im going to fix it now oops =X
ur the most emo looking mother fucker there (even more than chee), and i could stand u wtf is wrong with me. also get the fuck outa the camera during the lap dances damnit. lululu epic time dude ur the only person skinnier than me and ron
hahah i know dude i ruined all the epic lap dances because i was like weee let me play. no telling how many times you say
"get the fuck out of the way dude" =D

damnn your right i was a skinny bastard
I hope you enjoyed my many lap dances i gave you...I practied for years to give those to you
hahah sev yes they were amazing, my face completely melted off with the love from your lap dances =P lol
OMG it's my bitch. I have an epic "Soul-Glo"-worthy picture of you.
hahah omg, ok i want to see this hahah. "soul-glo" hahaha oh boyyyyyy
Ask and ye shall receive:

HAHAHAHAHAHA wtF!!!!!!!! AM I A CHARLIE ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude i fucking love you thats awesome hahaha
I’m just going to call you “Cheeburga 2” or something.
I know which one is you in that pic, but I can't tell which one is Cheeburga...
lols nice CHEE 2.0
faster smaster more...femine? damnit charlie angels
nice update dork :P

<3
btw... I look so much like a boy in that picture, it creeps me out so bad. lol

I didn't even recognize myself. rofl
psssh you always look like a boy, good thing im ghey babeh!!!!! =P woot woot
Britini, you're the one wearing girl pants.

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