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Brains of Fallout 3
swiftkaratechop | 6:46 PM on 01.19.2009 12 comments


So I am officially glad and going to thank Chad and Dennis for suggesting Fallout 3.

Lets Begin
So on the night of my going away party and we all wipe the tears away from the grand viewing of "Show Girls", courtesy of Chad <3 lol, I ask "So i'm thinking about getting Fallout 3, should I?". Immediately after asking the question I found myself wondering "Holy Butt Fuck Nuggets what have I got myself into?!"



So shortly after christmas I decided to pickup a copy of Fallout 3 and everything they said was the truth and now i've given myself constant blue balls from the past 2 weeks. Currently I've placed over 20 hours in the game without becoming bored and I've done maybe 2 main quest outside of megaton hahah.

Being able to have a computer A.I. join you along the way makes for amazing companionship and gives you a good time to enjoy the world around you without being LONELY!



The Game is amazing when it comes to exploration and I honestly feel like the actions I make are changing the world around me.

I'm so inlove with the enviroment and the way I can just totally do anything.
For Instance
Me "I like Yo Bike Nigguh"
Biker "Ummm It's a pink scooter"
Me "Ima fook yo face!"
Biker "That will be 5 bottle caps"
Me " Oh....Alright"
*pays for awesome pink scooter BJ*
5 seconds later
Biker "Hope it was good for ya babuh"
Me *Combat Shotgun to the Biker Face"
Me "Now we both got brains BIOTCH"
*Rides into sunset on a badass pink scooter*



I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU PURCHASE FALLOUT 3 IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY =3 <33 Amazing![b][/b][b]



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ZServ's Destructoid Blog
Wow, I put 13 hours in the first day. YOU'RE A WIMP, NIGGUH!
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Dogmeat always dies. I'm on my second playthrough and he fucking died a few hours after I got him. That dumb bastard.
swiftkaratechop's Destructoid Blog
I've used Jericho since I got him. tossed some maxed out Power Armor on him and was good to go =P
Togail's Destructoid Blog
My favorite encounter was with a female raider in the middle of bumfuck DC. She came at me with a baseball bat and I was just like "..." as I rolled a grenade at her feet. Her last words were, and I quote:

"Oh, fuck me." ::'SPLODED::

I love this game.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Destructoid Blog
fallout 3 is awesome but i still havent beaten it yet
ZeroTolo's Destructoid Blog
I gotta agree with Togail and say that the frag grenades in this game are some of the most satisfying kills I've ever had in a video game. Nothing beats a couple of unsuspecting Super Mutants flying through the air after a sneak attack critical with one of those things.
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
One time I was walking out of the scrapyard and a woman ran up to me yelling "There's a bomb attached to me you gotaa help me!!!", and ran away. I thought the bitch had stolen something from me so I ran after her and she fucking exploded. It was the most random and hilarious thing that ever happened to me.

I also dragged the alien from his crash site all the way to Megaton and sat him next to that guy who always wants water.

I love this game.
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
My favorite moments usually happened when ambushing mutants, laying traps and waiting around the corner with a combat shotgun in hand. I'm looking forward to this upcoming DLC, because I have a lot of unfinished business in Fallout 3.

Also, how much grooming does your hair require to get it like that?
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Liam...the alien crash site and Megaton aren't really that close, how long did that take you?
KyleGamgee's Destructoid Blog
Fun games are FUN!
swiftkaratechop's Destructoid Blog
I think my favorite would be when I figured out how to do the sneak and place a live grenade on somebody.

just b/c after doing it once i used a stealth boy then walked around doing it to everybody in megaton and was completely satisfied =3
Agonofinis's Destructoid Blog
I think Fallout brings out the OCD in people: the need to pile things in perfect symmetry.


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My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. I’m just your everyday guy but….much cooler haha. I’m from alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. I’ve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. I’m a PC junkie, so if it’s on the PC and its new or you guys want my takes on why AMD pwns then just ask haha.



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