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My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. I’m just your everyday guy but….much cooler haha. I’m from alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. I’ve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. I’m a PC junkie.



STAR WARS = LOVE (yes I AM A SITH LORD) muhahaha

I am extremely easy to get along with and I love making people laugh.
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Age of BONER!
swiftkaratechop | 7:43 PM on 05.21.2008 16 comments



Age of Conan, so much BETTER than i expected it to be. I actually played nearly 10 hours straight yesterday 0.o is that sad?

HELL NO IT'S NOT SAD IT'S THAT DAMN GOOD!

Age of Conan has made me realize how much of a nerd I really am, I spent 90$ on the collector's edition and actually found myself looking at the sketch book that came with it!

PROS!
-awesomely awesomeness with more awesome cumming on awesome!
-pvp is actually FUN, it's foreign at first but you catch on quick!
-combat is smooth, ALSO foreign at first, but hey I LOVE FOREIGN CHICKS!
-you actually feel like completing the quest!
-graphics are nice as hell, and the game is pretty smooth at the moment.
-FATALITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEHEADINGS!!!!!!!!! BONERS!!!!!!!!!
-THE CHICKS CAN WALK AROUND TOPLESS!!! I mean the graphics are smooth yea. 0.o



CONS!
-it is foreign as hell lol 0.o
-no tips on the ingame slash commands (i had to google the shit)
-ok so the game is divided into regions(with loading screens)
-actually not that bad though since you i've spent 10 hours in one place anyways
-the battles are more so AOE fights, very very rarely a 1v1
-but you have wide swings and such so you can damage opponents all around you
-WHERE THE FUCK IS ARNOLD!!!!


OVERALL I LOVE THE DAMN GAME! I feel like I could actually stand to play all the classes and races atleast once! Its AMAZING PLAY IT!

Name = Gladeon
Server = Cimmerian



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Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 20:09
Das Inchworm
that video is godly
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 20:10
swiftkaratechop
because Arnold is god =P MUHAHA
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 20:20
Sharpless
Dude, Kotaku posted them uncensored. DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 20:27
swiftkaratechop
thanks for allowing me to go touch myself 0.o lmao
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 20:36
bluexy
Booo RP server.
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 20:40
swiftkaratechop
haha i am a super nerd, the sad thing is I'v eonly met one person who roleplayed with me, and 3 other people tried to gank me while i was fighting bosses but yea

I FUCKED THEM UP!!!!! =P
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 21:05
Simmons 2pt0
I've seriously been debating getting this game, but my video card is teh fail. Doubt it would even run the damn thing.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 21:15
MrSadistic
I mainly hate PvP because it's one giant gank fest. I also hate the fact that when I'm trying to complete a quest in an instance, I get my ass killed by some enemies and one bitch-ass player who decides to join in on the fun. After the past day or so, I decided to just go back to PvE servers.

Other than that, the game is pretty fun so far and I don't mind looking at random breasts every now and then.
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 22:54
swiftkaratechop
the blog is both sarcastic and serious.

i really enjoy the game =P
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 23:02
AngelsDontBurn
I read the game is actually really good. Which I hope is true. This post made me happier.
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 23:03
swiftkaratechop
it is definitely worth trying, especially if your tired of WoW
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 23:05
king3vbo
Ive been playing it all night. Its fucking amazing
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 23:10
swiftkaratechop
AMEN KING!

HIGH FIVE!

what server?~!?!?!?! lol
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 23:57
Sharpless
Um, I meant that you should "DO IT" and post the uncensored pics. Not fap.
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