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My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. I’m just your everyday guy but….much cooler haha. I’m from alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. I’ve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. I’m a PC junkie.



STAR WARS = LOVE (yes I AM A SITH LORD) muhahaha

I am extremely easy to get along with and I love making people laugh.
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24 hrs of GOW2
swiftkaratechop | 11:44 PM on 11.07.2008 12 comments


Lets start this off by sayings GoW2 Launch was awesome, not just the event, but the people I hung out with made the event amazing beyond belief. Dexter, -D-, Tyler, Charlie, Travis and Myself made this event into a really big homosexual d-toid festival...just the way we like it!

Official Amazing Quotes
-"Ball Neckin"
-"Sternum Wine"
-"Ya im from Denmark we dance"
-"Also Cocks"

Charlie takes awesome pictures


Well We hung out talked about games and alot of penis and had a great time. It was getting early into the morning and we all decided to head out. Tyler and I hop in the truck and start heading out towards Ventura, but of course stopping to get amazing DEL TACO!. I get home about 2:30 and what do I find....a drunk girl has taken over my bed! NOT THE GOOD KIND EITHER the kind tgat you actually want to leave.



I mean shes a friend of my roommate and im use to coming home to them being shitty and crashing here for awhile to sober up. So I grab my laptop head into the kitchen and get into the emailer and inform everybody of my awesome find. At around 5am drunk girl #2 decided to wake up and go home....but guess what, it's drunk girl #1 who has my bed. AHHHHH but im a nice guy so it's whatever. I keep everybody updated on the website as I see the light of daytime peaking into my kitchen windows. Uh Oh it like 8am now...im starting to need sleep, WAIT NEVERMIND found a awesome picture.

Just badass enough to keep me awake


I struggle on and talk to my roommate, since he is up going to work. It's 10 am and I have passed the point of no return, my body is weak but my mind is strong...so i crack several fat chick jokes on the e-mailer about my drunk encounter. 11:30 rolls around and she finally wakes up packs her shit and leaves. YAY!!!...now it's time to wash the smell of alcohol off my covers WOOT WOOT. haha The sheets finished washing and drying around 1pm....and thats when it hit me....I've officially been awake over 24 hours. KICKASS i'm a beast woot woot. I laughed, I cried, I shit, I Peed, I cried some more, and finally I slept!

Right before I fell asleep though I remember thinking...all this for gears of war 2....i wish i would of bought it now =P 24 hrs for gears of war gears of war gears of war and i didn't even buy the game.

but apparently I did stink my hand up Dexter's ass 0.o OPPS <3
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I love you guys, dtoid LA is amazing. SEE YOU GUYS AT NERDCORE!!! 8===D
Im from denmark and we dance because we are ball neckin



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-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 00:55
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This is what happens when there's no official representation of Destructoid at an event...
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 01:02
swiftkaratechop
lmfao very true, they totally think dtoid is a bunch of flamers now.

SUCCESS! oontz oontz oontz
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 01:59
Coonskin05
Can we hook up?
swiftkaratechop's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 02:04
swiftkaratechop
coonskin!!!!!!!!!!! bring your ass to cali, lets get ya drunk so your can pull on my face again =D
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 14:17
bleep
Wow Im sure sad I wasn't in any of those shots....lol
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 18:19
Darren Nakamura
Oops, I liked it. On accident.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 16:55
KyleGamgee
Fun times are FUN!
sgtgasmask's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 19:10
sgtgasmask
seems like fun
GramCrackers117's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2009 17:50
GramCrackers117
cool. really awesome
yasmiina1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2009 02:50
yasmiina1
i love matt
more than i love penis
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