My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. Iím just your everyday guy. Iím from Alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. Iíve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. Iím a PC junkie.
So I am officially glad and going to thank Chad and Dennis for suggesting Fallout 3.
Lets Begin So on the night of my going away party and we all wipe the tears away from the grand viewing of "Show Girls", courtesy of Chad <3 lol, I ask "So i'm thinking about getting Fallout 3, should I?". Immediately after asking the question I found myself wondering "Holy Butt Fuck Nuggets what have I got myself into?!"
So shortly after christmas I decided to pickup a copy of Fallout 3 and everything they said was the truth and now i've given myself constant blue balls from the past 2 weeks. Currently I've placed over 20 hours in the game without becoming bored and I've done maybe 2 main quest outside of megaton hahah.
Being able to have a computer A.I. join you along the way makes for amazing companionship and gives you a good time to enjoy the world around you without being LONELY!
The Game is amazing when it comes to exploration and I honestly feel like the actions I make are changing the world around me.
I'm so inlove with the enviroment and the way I can just totally do anything.
For Instance Me "I like Yo Bike Nigguh"
Biker "Ummm It's a pink scooter"
Me "Ima fook yo face!"
Biker "That will be 5 bottle caps"
Me " Oh....Alright"
*pays for awesome pink scooter BJ*
5 seconds later Biker "Hope it was good for ya babuh"
Me *Combat Shotgun to the Biker Face"
Me "Now we both got brains BIOTCH"
*Rides into sunset on a badass pink scooter*
I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU PURCHASE FALLOUT 3 IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY =3 <33 Amazing![b]
Lets start this off by sayings GoW2 Launch was awesome, not just the event, but the people I hung out with made the event amazing beyond belief. Dexter, -D-, Tyler, Charlie, Travis and Myself made this event into a really big homosexual d-toid festival...just the way we like it!
Official Amazing Quotes -"Ball Neckin"
-"Ya im from Denmark we dance"
Charlie takes awesome pictures
Well We hung out talked about games and alot of penis and had a great time. It was getting early into the morning and we all decided to head out. Tyler and I hop in the truck and start heading out towards Ventura, but of course stopping to get amazing DEL TACO!. I get home about 2:30 and what do I find....a drunk girl has taken over my bed! NOT THE GOOD KIND EITHER the kind tgat you actually want to leave.
I mean shes a friend of my roommate and im use to coming home to them being shitty and crashing here for awhile to sober up. So I grab my laptop head into the kitchen and get into the emailer and inform everybody of my awesome find. At around 5am drunk girl #2 decided to wake up and go home....but guess what, it's drunk girl #1 who has my bed. AHHHHH but im a nice guy so it's whatever. I keep everybody updated on the website as I see the light of daytime peaking into my kitchen windows. Uh Oh it like 8am now...im starting to need sleep, WAIT NEVERMIND found a awesome picture.
Just badass enough to keep me awake
I struggle on and talk to my roommate, since he is up going to work. It's 10 am and I have passed the point of no return, my body is weak but my mind is strong...so i crack several fat chick jokes on the e-mailer about my drunk encounter. 11:30 rolls around and she finally wakes up packs her shit and leaves. YAY!!!...now it's time to wash the smell of alcohol off my covers WOOT WOOT. haha The sheets finished washing and drying around 1pm....and thats when it hit me....I've officially been awake over 24 hours. KICKASS i'm a beast woot woot. I laughed, I cried, I shit, I Peed, I cried some more, and finally I slept!
Right before I fell asleep though I remember thinking...all this for gears of war 2....i wish i would of bought it now =P 24 hrs for gears of war gears of war gears of war and i didn't even buy the game.
but apparently I did stink my hand up Dexter's ass 0.o OPPS <3 [img]
I love you guys, dtoid LA is amazing. SEE YOU GUYS AT NERDCORE!!! 8===D
Im from denmark and we dance because we are ball neckin
<p>I've totally fallen off the face of the earth, but i figured it was time to come see what everyone is doing for halloween =P Any halloween narps happening around california(LA area) if not i may be willing to try to set something up. Costume/cosplay party with tons of games and dirnking(if your of age of courseeeee *wink wink*) I looked on the forums and couldnt find anything about any NARPs happening around Cali </p><p> </p>
so the Cinci NARP was AMAZING! honestly I met soooo many bad@ss people.
MANY THANKS TO BONGDONKEY FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THE BLUE MOTHERF@CKER! the greatest drink ever.
**that reminds me who all did i tell about the blue motherf@cker lmao i was like walking around like TRY THIS BLUE SHIT**
NARP=AWESOME LIKE THIS
i bought drinks for alot of people too and i don't even remember who i bought them for, also who the hell drank out of my glass the whole night haha it was Bunny and Britini tag teaming all my damn blue motherf@ckerssss!
lol OK so NARP was extreme and I don't even remember that much(thank you....BLUE MOTHERFUCKER! lol) If i met you and we hung out totally leave me a comment and be like "WE RUBBED PENISES UNTIL WE MADE FIRE MATT!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!"
I LOVE PUPPET AND BUNNY because they came to rescue me WHILE bigpopagamer was jacking coonskin off lmao!
COONSKIN DUDE, your f@cking hilarious when your drunk hahaha
remember holding my face when me and bongdonkey came to get you guys, i thought you were trying to pull my face off and wear it as a mask lol.
RON i love you dude, sorry that we had our "tech difficulties" BUT your cousin lady...i most def love her more 0.o im sorry but for reals......( . )( . ) <= those = boobs.
i love all you guys, even though im a NOOBIE i felt the family warmth
Zserv dude your awesome haha, everytime I seen you i was like BOOBIE DUDE! you totally had the most epic night because you will not forget it unlike me WEE =P
Britini you were awesome, like a uber cool dork in person...possibly....astage cooler than me...and thats like IMPOSSIBLE =P and we totally (and yes i said WE!!!) totally made Zservs night, b/c look everytime I seen him i was like BRIT BOOBIE HUG HIM NOW! and boom we teamworked that shit like never before.
BigPopaGamer one of the coolest dudes ever for letting me ride with you. I enjoyed our conversations of vagina and the hella awesome detour haha. Pure awesomeness
Well I was sitting at my moms looking at all the out dated systems my sisters play (except for the WII, but yea graphics might as well be outdated =X).
I use to be ANTI-XBOX but after I purchased my xbox360 my ways have changed and I accept it as a fulfilling system now :) BUT YES LETS RIDE BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC!
So I see her xbox and I start digging through her games and they are all LAME, until I see "The Incredibles" (you know the one based on the movie)
I'm a dork ok!!!!! I really enjoyed the film so I decided "Hey look its another gay game based on a film.....LETS PLAY IT!" and to my surprise it was AMAZING! It had a active dodging system so you could roll out of the way of projectiles and you could team up with your ICE PAL and have him freeze robots, allowing you to throw them at your enemies.
So I keep playing the game and its rather fulfilling it had a leveling system, different styles of attacks with POWER MOVES, and the storyline made me feel like I was watching "The Incredibles 2".
EVEN THOUGH this game is for children and based on a children's movie it was packed with entertainment.