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sarahs a NOOB
supershorty923 | 3:29 PM on 07.09.2008 36 comments


i am a noob. i just wanted everyone to know. i have a play station, ps2, lamecube, n64, a wii and a gameboy fucking advance sp. i cant afford ps3 360 ds and that shit so i stick to the golden oldies. i rock these games:

play station: pac-man world
play station 2: guitar heros 1, 2, and 3, destroy all humans 2, and the sims 2 pets
lamecube: ssx tricky, animal crossing, mario party 5, sonic 2 adventure battle (i love that song i cant play without singing it) super smash bros melee, bomberman, luigis mansion, mariokart, godzilla: destroy all monsters, and super mario sunshine. sometimes my brother makes me play phantasy star.
nintendo 64: kirby and the chrystal shards, pokemon snap, yoshi story
wii: wii sports, bomberman, brawl
gameboy sp: super mario bros 3 and pokefuckingmon blue red yellow silver gold chrystal diamond pearl ruby sappire emerald leaf green fire red every color you can think of. honestly i cant tell the difference.

well. thats all i have to say for now.
toodles, bitches!

love, sarah.



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blehman's Destructoid Blog
Hi and welcome. Don't suck. =)
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
Sarahhhhhhhh is a moose. True Story! Welcome! Don't suck.
007's Destructoid Blog
"love me or hate me, its still an obsession. "

To who, jailbait lovers?
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
it should be titled...........'Sarah has boobs'

lol,boobs.

Anywaaaaaaay......... welcome to destructiod, hope you enjoy it here, we ain't bad, cept Takeshi, he's a rapist, watch out, okay?

No, seriously, nice write up,to the point, and good banner, hope your stay lasts forever and you write kick-ass blogs,that suckerpunch us into believing your greatness, have a nice day. :)
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
Correction, *destructoid*
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid Sarah. Sadistic loves you, I love, We ALL love you. Watch out for a certain Shark though, he loves you a bit to much.
supershorty923's Destructoid Blog
fyi, im older than i look.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
WTF MUSHMAN?! You did it again! D-E-S-T-R-U-C-T-O-I-D. TOID, Tee , Ooh, Iay, Dee.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
FYI, I'm the shark Takeshi is talking about.
SnakeDude4Life's Destructoid Blog
Welcome.

Mondays are casual and Fridays are naked.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
96? And your from Zimbabwe?
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
Where is Sadistic? He's slacking.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
@TAKESHI, I know, I know, I fucking suck at spelling the name, just shoot me now.
maxio098ui's Destructoid Blog
welcome,i hope this will be interesting:)
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
I was thinking exactly the same thing Aertyr. It looks like Blehman covered him. Only with less love.
supershorty923's Destructoid Blog
im dyslexic. i dont 69, i 96. =D but seriously ive been diagnosed as a mild dyslexic.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Well, your spelling is better than Mushmans. But he's British so we can't blame him.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
'im dyslexic. i dont 69, i 96'

Woah, I wonder if a pr0nz prodcer will buy that idea? Fuck, I gotta pitch that idea ASAP.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
Real ladies wear costume pearls.

Welcome to D-Toid! Shoe us your thoughts!
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
I, too, cannot play Sonic Adventure 2 Battle without singing that damn song.

Welcome to Dtoid, we all love you. For now.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
noob

Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.

noob
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Welcome! Thanks for posting a decently informative intro!
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
There you go Sadistic, I was worried.
RAB's Destructoid Blog
get back to building that wall


welcome to destructoid
dont suck


also cocks

(but feel free to suck regular cocks)
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
welcome to the toid. takeshi and mushman are the bestest of friends, and the zany adventures they go on are ripped right out of dazed and confused.
ImpossiblePlant's Destructoid Blog
But Hamza is such a cute shark.

It's good to see another girl, I hope.

Welcome!
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
You can't tell the difference between the Pokemon games? Sterling will fuck you up for that.
supershorty923's Destructoid Blog
nah i dont really mind so much that i dont have them. im glad to have anything at all
Aziel13's Destructoid Blog
welcome
beware of free candy
9/10 people here will try and lure you to there lair
good luck
SilverDragon1979's Destructoid Blog
Well you own SSX Trickyfor the PS2 so immediately you already have a positive mark in my book.

Welcome to Destructoid. Don't suck ... and don't be lured by the free candy. ;-)
Aertyr's Destructoid Blog
CANDY? FREE? WHERE?!
SnakeDude4Life's Destructoid Blog
What's this talk of CANDY!?
wwjd4bbque's Destructoid Blog
lamecube?
Knives's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to dtoid :)


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